The Mister T aka BA Barracus appreciation thread

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Ive been talking with Matthew about him the last week or 2, and then all of the sudden he shows up at a Laker game, and I realized we need to have a post about him.

Seriously, this man is a legacy...if Mister T was a NBA team, he would be a dynasty. You people think Ben Wallace is strong and a badass gangsta? Well.....Mister T owns him, if they would fight 1 on 1, Mister T would slap the crap out of him like a pimp he is.

how about "If mr t was an nba team, he wouldnt just be a team, he'd be the NBA! nothing or no one compares to his greatness, he is the best there is, was, and ever will be. sorry rasheed, but mr t has the real title of 'MR T'."

Words by Matthew on MSN, so beautifull....so true

Maybe Rocky did beat Mister T in Rocky III, but come one...thats a movie, thats fake...mark my words, if they would fight 1 on 1 in real life, Mister T would crush Silvester like that.

He gave a new meaning to the words "Fool", and "Sucker"....When you get in a fight with someone, dont throw punches, but do what mister T would do....trashtalk like "I pitty you fool", I think they will show respect to you, but if he doesnt...then smack the crap out of him like Mister T would.

Another thing why he gets my respect, is because he looks hardcore with the bling bling he has, did you know its worth around $300,000? Most of us, if not all of us would be scared to wear that because we might get robbed, Mister T doesnt worry about that, because what fool is crazy enough to rob him? Thats like kicking Mike Tyson in the ass and not running away, Mister T would pitty the fool. Also, peole wouldnt wear that bling bling because what if you fall in a lake or something? you will drown, but not Mister T...look at his arms, even Karl Malone is jealous about those. Did you know that Mister T sometimes sleeps without taking them off? why? you may ask.....because he wants to feel how his ancestors, who were slaves, felt. How gangsta is that? He was a body guard of starts like Muhammed Ali and Michael Jackson, imagine if someone had beef to Ali....imagine a Mister T & Muhammed Ali Combo...you got to be a real fool to mess with Ali in that time.

Mister T changed the way I look at the world, if Mister T was president he would slap Sadam himself with the A Team without starting a war and killing so manny innocent people. Imagine if Mister T found Sadam instead of those soldiers: "You cant hide from me sucker"

here are some classic quotes and pictures to honor is greatness:

"I pity the fool..." [this has become his trademark]
"As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal."
"When I was growing up, my family was so poor we couldn't afford to pay attention."
"I believe in the Golden Rule - The Man with the Gold... Rules."
"I got no time for the jibba-jabba."
"Hey, sucka!"





The Perfect world ^







Thank you for your time and please share your thoughts with me on this great man.

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[The Big Racist]

"The A-Team" Yeah,he was my favourite from the show,Kobe4mvp,about robbing Mr.T,nobody is just so strong to carry all that gold away.I will allways remember Mr.T as a guy who had all the tools everywhere he went...even if it was a empty cave.

[BMG]

this was the best damn cereal



who remembers the mr. t cartoon?

now thats one to grow on

[Ruff Ryder]

I think he could take shaq...He could be Ben Wallace's father.

[LouisvilleLip]

LOL, Mr.T is really strong but hes only 5'10" according to his Bio on IMDB.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0001558/bio

I think the height problem would give him problems vs taller guys.

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But i dont think he can get Big Ben at this age.

Yeah right, stop the daydreaming fool.

nobody is just so strong to carry all that gold away

True...true.

When I was a kid my aunt used to cut my hair, when I was like 4 years old I once told her "I want a BA Haircut"...she said "ok" But she never cut my hair like that....damn family

[Jackal]

I liked Mr T, I'm all for brute force. He pissed me off in Rocky though.

Anyone remember MacGuyver? (However you spell it, was about the dude that always managed to get out of trouble with the use of his handy swiss army pocket knife?) If not, just tell me to shutup.

Quantum Leap was a good show too, the main character was in a different role every time, I wonder if I'm the only one who watched these shows.

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LOL MacGuyver, I remember when I was a kid I would always make fun of him with my brother because it doesnt matter in what situation he is, he was always able to think of something and save himself or defeat the enemy or whatever lol, I still have that TV show theme in my head

[Jackal]

That guy was the shiznit, I can remember how many times I almost blew up the house or set it on fire, trying to copy him.

[Stevan]

god damn.... 2 drunken threads within a month!!

When I think of Mr. T, what instantly comes to mind is Eddie Murphy making fun of him in Raw or Delirious, can't remember which one it was...

"Hey boyyy! You lookin' mighty cute in them jeans! ...how bout you come over here, and fuck me in the ass!"

I always thought that Mr. T was a little strange, but fuck if Arnie can get into politics, why not Mr. T!!

[Repole]

Mr. T is my hero

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[Matt]

yeah Mr T kicks ass
what about Rambo though, that's some bad shit, he's blowin everyone up
and Arnie had some bad ass movies too

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wtf , ooh, you dont understand the joke....let me explain....This thread is about mister T right, and he always says "Fool", and you said that Ben Wallace could take him thats total bullshit, so I replied with something Mister T would say, and game 3 has nothing to do with this....if you dont understand this thread, then just simply dont post because you are putting down his GOATness.

[Stevan]

LOL Homer Jason Duncan Kidd. You grazy grazy kid!

A little off topic, for the American fellas: Has Sly Stalone's new reality TV show about boxers kicked off over there? I heard about it last night, sounds interesting.

[Donyell]

Hell yeah, mr T rules.
He could beat the shit out of everyone even if he is just 5'10"
Off course I remember MacGuyver, hehe
I remember that I was so happy when I got my first swiss knife, because then I could do all the stuff MacGuyver could
Even though I hardly could do anything with the damn thing

[Filip]

I remember McGuyver to. Awsome show really
Don't remember how the song went but it was pretty cool anyway

[Jackal]

LOL Homer Jason Duncan Kidd. You grazy grazy kid!

You're half way there Stevan:

Homer = Homer.

Pointgod5 = Jason Duncan or by his real name, Heido, go ahead and ask him. I asked him really nicely to re-join the forum.

See, I bring new/old people to the forums. Aah, magnetism.

*sorry for going off topic.*

[Filip]

Wasen't he also called "New School Fool" for a short while

[Ruff Ryder]

Wasen't he also called "New School Fool" for a short while

No, that was Old school fool after Bron got drafted.

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Pfff.....Mister T would snap Macguyver in 10 pieces. Maybe Macguyver can make a nuclear bomb out of a cellphone, a dead bird and ducktape..sure, but Mister T would pimpslap him into a coma.

Comparing the great Mister T with a loser like MacGuyver is very very bad and disrespectfull, you better stop before Andrew finds out and bann your asses. (to people like Homer who are not that good at jokes....this was a joke and I am not offending anyone, well....everything is a joke but the Mister T vs MacGuyver thing)

[Jackal]

I'm offended at the comments made by Kobe4MVP, I would request his banning.

Ehehe, I didnt say McGuyver would kick T's ass, I just brought him up.

A shame no one knows about Quantum Leap.

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Just bringing the name MacGuyver up in a thread about Mr T is very disrespectfull, if he knew who brought MacGuyver up he would pitty you sucka!!!

Ps: Homer...look ^Joke

[Colin]

A little off topic, for the American fellas: Has Sly Stalone's new reality TV show about boxers kicked off over there? I heard about it last night, sounds interesting.

Not yet...
Mister T is teh pwn!!!1111!!!OMG