Stupid things you did when you were younger

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Here is something I did

- Accidently hitting a girl in the face , this happend when I was about 11 years old. It was during winter, and some guy from my class wanted to piss me off by tapping on my ears the whole time, and it hurts as hell in the winter . So I told him a couple of times to stop, but he didnt, so after a while I was so pissed that I lost my temper and I just threw a punch towards his dirrection. I didnt even feel if I hit him lol but I just turned my head back again and minding my buisness, then my teacher grabbed my shoulder and was freaking out on me that I hit her for no reason while she was crying . At first I was "what are you talking about, I didnt even lay a finger on her", but she kept pointing towards me and saying that I did and blablabla. So I was very confused and all I could do is tell her Im sorry and that It was a accident. Ironicly, this girl became my girlfriend 4 years later

Ill post more if I remember, how about you guys

[Ruff Ryder]

I was gonna do one of these threads, but anyway...

When I was like 2 I think I used to say "Shit" all of the time. Morning to night-"Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit". My dad finally got me to stop.

Also once, my dad re-painted the walls in our room because we drew all over them. Then after he repainted he told us "Dont draw on them." As soon as the paint dried I started drawing on them.

Man...I have a lot of these..

When I was in Kendergarten, I would never talk. I didnt say anything to anybody. The teachers tried to get me to talk but I never would. They sent a tape home to my mom so she could record me talking. (I didnt know about this.) The teachers were shocked when they heard me because I talked so much at home. I still did not ever talk at shool so the teachers would give me stuff like toys, powerranger stuff, comics, and cards. I finally started talking, but I still dont talk much at this day of time, except with my fellow forum buddies who like the L as much as me.


I used to believe some aweful crazy things when I was little:

Does only our family take craps?
Do only black people take craps?
Other stuff too, but I cant remember.

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My dad finally got me to stop.

What did he do?

[Mazzocchi]

when i was 10-11 i seriously said "yo" every other friggin word lol i stopped though cuz i finally realized that that might be annoying to some people lol

[Jackal]

I ate a cockaroach because he kept running around me. I was like 5 orso, I got frustrated and stuffed it into my mouth.

Till the age of today I imitate cornholio (Beavis' better half) and use sentance's like "I'll kick you in the nadz". I also grunt like them.

Or...

[Repole]

instead of entering 3 mins for a popcorn bag i accidently entered 30 mins, and i fell asleep while waiting for it. next thing i know the kitchen was on fire and my precious popcorn was burnt to a crisp lol i was 9 i think at the time.

i also have a friend who ate dog shit once, thought it was melted chocolate

[wangster]

I used to trade Pokemon cards..........

O, and I tried to marry my mother when I was 5.

[idiot]

I ate a cockaroach because he kept running around me. I was like 5 orso, I got frustrated and stuffed it into my mouth.

Was it crunchy?

i also have a friend who ate dog shit once, thought it was melted chocolate

I pulled the firealarm in a small mall when i was around 8....
it wasn't like a prank or anything.... i just wanted to check out the funky red switch......
there are probably more stupid stuff... but i can't remember any off the top of my head..~~

[Andrew]

Do baffling youthful habits qualify for this topic?

If so, back in 1996 whenever we played basketball at school, it was considered customary to yell out "Sabonis!" whenever you attempted a hook shot.

[Filip]

This thread is just awsome (y)(y)

What I can remember from now it's when I was like 10 years or so and had one of my friend @ home. I live in the country and got little river downside the house.

Anyway, we walked around and I drank the water from the river and he asked something like "can you really drink that". Later on we were @ some steps who went down to the river and I persuade him to drink.
So he crouch down and drank, and then I pushed him into the river so he fell in . That was just evil, I'm usally not like that

Or wait I am/was-->
Also I remember when I pushed my big brother into a big bush of stinging nettle. Damn he got mad or what!

And oh the classic throw a stone into a window me and my (then) best friend once did. That was just beutiful

Well, that's what I can come up with for now

[Null17]

O, and I tried to marry my mother when I was 5.

this one is the best yet IMO.

anyway, when i was a kid i was scared to hell because of a toy baseball with a face on it... it kinda looked like psycho jackal's mr. bean avatar...
i think it was a novelty fooseball though, i forgot. i just played with the little bat and threw the ball away.

that's all i can think of right now.

[Matt]

Here is something I did

Ironicly, this girl became my girlfriend 4 years later

nice way to pickup, i think i might give it a go

[Matt]

hmmm, i can't remember waht i did
but a friend of mine, got into a beef with his neighbours so he crapped into an icecream box and then placed the turd on the neighbours car where it dried up.....we remind him all the time bout it

[Nick]

Haha this thread is funny.

Well, when i was little i was scared if Big Bird from sesame street... i was afraid he would come out of the TV and peck my face or something.

Once when mum went out, and i was home alone, i went through mum's cooking books and decided to cook a chocolate pudding... so i spent hours making this pudding... then put it in the oven and waited x amount of time for it to cook... mum came home and i was like "MUM! MUM! i cooked you a pudding!" when i opened the oven to show her i saw this melted wreck and started crying... i'd cooked it in a plastic bowl.

My friend ate rat poison when he was little and had to be rushed to hospital.

OHH!! haha this one's a pisser... this is of my friend again...
His parents were having people over for dinner... some sort of special occasion... the parents were making a big deal out of the night... making everything perfect etc.... somehow this kid managed to get onto the dining table when nobody was in the room... so he rearranged everything on the table and did a dirty great big shit in the middle of the table! HAHAHAH!

[cklitsie]

when i was like 2 or 3 or so, i putted the remote control of our TV into the VCR (where the tapes usually go into)
i also used to draw on the walls just like ruffryder

when i first discovered basketball, at the age of 7 or so (didnt play on a team yet) i believed that michael jordan could dunk from the 3-point line

also little children dream talk about what the want to be when theyre BIG
i wanted to get all these weird kind of jobs, like garbage collector, 'singer-of-famous-songs' or The Blues Brothers (together with my brother)

[Filip]

With no knowledge about who lived in the house, I at the age of about 15 pissed in a mailbox. I wasen't drunk either, I was just stupid and brave

[Boyk]

With no knowledge about who lived in the house, I at the age of about 15 pissed in a mailbox. I wasen't drunk either, I was just stupid and brave

lol i did that a couple of years ago, but it was on the front door and all over whoevers mat it was, i was drunk from what i remember and they didnt come out, but they had a big dog, i had never put the fella back in my pants so fast or ran so fast in my life, i fell over the fence to, a little metal one.

my mates could not stop fuckin laughing, i almost shit myself at the sametime lol

[hmm]

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[cklitsie]

my bed was near the bed

my bed is near my bed too ...

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Here is something I did

Ironicly, this girl became my girlfriend 4 years later

nice way to pickup, i think i might give it a go

, chicks love it to be punched in the face

[Filip]

Here is something I did

Ironicly, this girl became my girlfriend 4 years later

nice way to pickup, i think i might give it a go

, chicks love it to be punched in the face

Are you sure you didn't counfused the word "punched" with "spank"
and the word "face" with "ass" ?
It would make more sense then anyway

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They like both

[Mazzocchi]

Here is something I did

Ironicly, this girl became my girlfriend 4 years later

nice way to pickup, i think i might give it a go

, chicks love it to be punched in the face

Are you sure you didn't counfused the word "punched" with "spank"
and the word "face" with "ass" ?
It would make more sense then anyway

lmao
(yeah they liek that )

[Filip]

They like both

Have you ever thought of the possibilty that she just may be a masochist.
You may want to know something like that when you consider to marry her