Grab Thoes Pitchforks! It's The First Ever Mall Shootout!

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Grab Thoes Pitchforks! It's The First Ever Mall Shootout!

Postby Mazzocchi on Sun Jan 18, 2004 4:27 pm

Well this was an EXTREMELY FUN thing we did on another game related Message board site i don't like 2 talk about *cough*GAME FAGS*cough* now what the basic thing is we are all locked in a Mall so we decide to fight it out. Now here are some rules and examples and more detaild explinations and crap-

1. No Cheesy Carap, None of the following-
-a. Super-Human Strength
-b. Morphing into animals or crap
-c. Invisible pills
-d. Matrix crap
-e. Guns (yes there is no Gun Store In This Mall) You can however hale like Cross-Bows and machettes and Chansaws or Torches (NO FLAMETHROWERS! Just thoes little 2 inch long flame torches) and stuff :))
-f. Cars
-g. Blowing Up The Mall
-H. ect

2. If you have ever seen "Eight Legged Freaks" You can use that ending as like a template of stuff you can use (Except for the guns)

3. If you Die... You have to wait 5 posts then you may return

4. The "Winner" is the person that........ well there is no winner.

5. You May Take Prisioners lol (You'll figure it out eventually)

6. You MAY Form Alliances and stuff with your friends so thats cool :)

7. The stuff has to be realistic, stuff that could actually happen

8. Except for Us, The Mall Is Empty! So You Don't Have Top Buy Stuff lol

More Deatiled Explination-
We are locked in a mall, your standard mall with Sporting goods store, and food court, bathrooms, cloathing store, you know your standard mall. And like idiots we decide to fight it out. Now you can use annything you would ever find in your standard Mall EXCEPT GUNS! once again use "Eight Legged Freaks" as an example. You can kill people, and make alliances, and take prisioners, its really fun, its like a real online video game, but it's not, your basically describing what's happening, see below examples

Examples-
Mazzocchi Wrote-
Mazzocchi walks into a office supply store and takes a drawer out of a computer desk. Just then he sees Andrew. he runs up to andrew and beats him over the head with the drawer. When Andrew falls he takes a glass shelf off of another desk, and smashes it Andrews face and Kills Andrew

(Sorry Andrew you're the only person i oculd think of off of he top of my head :))

And please limit it to 1 or 2 kills one post, and you can't post consecutive messages, so forget that loop-hole. So please be as creative as possible, now in my oppinion it was Really fun on uh *cough*GAME FAGS!*cough* so i want to make it realy fun here too :) lets begin. :)

Mazzocchi walks into the middle of the food court and walks upto the "Taco Bell" and takes a bunch of plastic forks, and puts them in-between his knuckles (Wolverine from X-Men/Freddy Kruger Style) and waits for opponents
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Postby Mikki on Sun Jan 18, 2004 4:31 pm

what the??

i don't get this... it boggles me... :)
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Postby Mazzocchi on Sun Jan 18, 2004 4:33 pm

how could you not get it? read the detailed description more carefully
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Postby idiot on Sun Jan 18, 2004 5:39 pm

iDiot hides in the washroom and cry....
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Postby Guest on Sun Jan 18, 2004 6:49 pm

Wiggleurbigtoe goes into garden centre grabs some nitrate rich soil (29 tons) and some bleach (50 gallons). I make a home made bomb and blow up mall, everybody dead, GAME OVER :P
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Postby Old School Fool on Sun Jan 18, 2004 9:11 pm

Old School Fool makes love to Paris Hilton in the Storage Room of the mall.

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Postby Nick on Sun Jan 18, 2004 10:53 pm

(Alright, i don't know if this will work, but lets give it a try shall we? Might be a bit of fun. (Y) oh and by the way, i haven't seen 8 legged freaks so i'll just use the mall in GTA: Vice City as an example. :P)

Nick sees a masked person about 40 metres away, so he creeps up to him in hope that it's an alie. When he walks up to him he discover's that the stranger is...
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Postby Stevan on Sun Jan 18, 2004 11:08 pm

Well this was an EXTREMELY FUN thing we did on another game related Message board site i don't like 2 talk about *cough*GAME FAGS*cough* now what the basic thing is we are all locked in a Mall so we decide to fight it out. Now here are some rules and examples and more detaild explinations and crap-

1. No Cheesy Carap, None of the following-
-a. Super-Human Strength
-b. Morphing into animals or crap
-c. Invisible pills
-d. Matrix crap
-e. Guns (yes there is no Gun Store In This Mall) You can however hale like Cross-Bows and machettes and Chansaws or Torches (NO FLAMETHROWERS! Just thoes little 2 inch long flame torches) and stuff )
-f. Cars
-g. Ect

2. If you have ever seen "Eight Legged Freaks" You can use that ending as like a template of stuff you can use (Except for the guns)

3. If you Die... You have to wait 5 posts then you may return

4. The "Winner" is the person that........ well there is no winner.

5. You May Take Prisioners lol (You'll figure it out eventually)

6. You MAY Form Alliances and stuff with your friends so thats cool

More Deatiled Explination-
We are locked in a mall, your standard mall with Sporting goods store, and food court, bathrooms, cloathing store, you know your standard mall. And like idiots we decide to fight it out. Now you can use annything you would ever find in your standard Mall EXCEPT GUNS! once again use "Eight Legged Freaks" as an example. You can kill people, and make alliances, and take prisioners, its really fun, its like a real online video game, but it's not, your basically describing what's happening, see below examples

Examples-
Mazzocchi Wrote-
Mazzocchi walks into a office supply store and takes a drawer out of a computer desk. Just then he sees Andrew. he runs up to andrew and beats him over the head with the drawer. When Andrew falls he takes a glass shelf off of another desk, and smashes it Andrews face and Kills Andrew

(Sorry Andrew you're the only person i oculd think of off of he top of my head )

And please limit it to 1 or 2 kills one post, and you can't post consecutive messages, so forget that loop-hole. So please be as creative as possible, now in my oppinion it was Really fun on uh *cough*GAME FAGS!*cough* so i want to make it realy fun here too lets begin.

Mazzocchi walks into the middle of the food court and walks upto the "Taco Bell" and takes a bunch of plastic forks, and puts them in-between his knuckles (Wolverine from X-Men/Freddy Kruger Style) and waits for opponents



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ok ok Barnsey, it's me you see... let's head over to the newsagency :wink:
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Postby Nick on Sun Jan 18, 2004 11:11 pm

hahaha! :lol: nice pic.

Alright. *walks over to news agency* mmm gum... i think i might buy some... "I'll take 2 thanks mate" ...ohh i'm 10c too short... can i borrow some moochie Stevan?
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Postby Stevan on Sun Jan 18, 2004 11:33 pm

*gives Barnsey 10 cents with a "what the fuck?" glare*...

I'll pick up a pair of scissors, some glue, the issue of Playboy with Rachel Hunter in it, a copy of Slam, a copy of "Fast Fours", a stapler and some staples, and yeah, that will do for now.

Don't forget Barnsey... you owe me :twisted:
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Postby PoliceLineDoNotCross on Mon Jan 19, 2004 12:04 am

*walks over to the penny fountain and steals pennies*
i'll put the pennies in my sock to create a macetype weapon. i run into the store that has not opened yet so nobody will find me.
*hides cowardly*
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Postby Ruff Ryder on Mon Jan 19, 2004 12:28 am

*Walks over to a sporting goods store. Buys a football helmet, shoulderpads, a cup(need extra protection on extra sensitive places :p ) and a baseball bat, and some steel cleats. *Goes to the hardware store. Buys a drill. Drills holes in baseball bats and inserts steel cleats.*

*waits in a stall in the bathroom*
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Postby Nick on Mon Jan 19, 2004 12:44 am

*Takes advantage of everybody's cowardly hiding and prances around the mall naked, singing "The sound of music".*
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Postby Jowe on Mon Jan 19, 2004 12:50 am

*grabs a towel, drenches it in the fountain, then chases barnsey with it, flicking it on his arse* :lol:
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Postby PoliceLineDoNotCross on Mon Jan 19, 2004 1:13 am

*runs out of hiding place and slowly stalks behind someone.....*
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Postby PoliceLineDoNotCross on Mon Jan 19, 2004 1:30 am

*stomach is churning, so i go use the restroom. run out of toilet paper. asks ruffryder for some*

i ask him if he wants to be my ally
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Postby Filip on Mon Jan 19, 2004 1:41 am

*runs out of hiding place and slowly stalks behind someone.....*


Which is me, I don't like people that stalks behind me, so *I do the "freak-thumb-thing" in front off you(PoliceLineDoNotCross)* to scare you off.
Then I runs to the nearest porn-store and grabs/steals a couple of Jenna Jamison movies.
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Postby PoliceLineDoNotCross on Mon Jan 19, 2004 3:11 am

i run off to find ruffryder again. and i dont know why i got scared since i can also do the weird thumb thing...
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Postby Filip on Mon Jan 19, 2004 3:24 am

and i dont know why i got scared since i can also do the weird thumb thing...

Fuck, forgott that!

*Anyway, I put on some of Jenna's classic movies and sits and watch it in store :bday: *.
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Postby Filip on Mon Jan 19, 2004 4:09 am

A tried picture of how it looks in the mall :)
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Postby Mazzocchi on Mon Jan 19, 2004 4:49 am

LMAO At the pic of Old School Fool! LMAOROFL *sigh* that was pretty funny, and me with the knives lol
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Postby Mazzocchi on Mon Jan 19, 2004 4:57 am

Mazzocchi jumps behind the counter of the Taco Bell and grabs one of thoes big plastic trays they give you if you're eating in the store and sneaks up from behind Old School Fool, he finds this the perfect opourtunity to take him out. He swings the tray and knocks OSF in the side of the head with the tray, then repeats on the other side. OSF Falls to the ground and Mazz hits his face repeatidly with it. To finish him off he Jumps up and jams his knife fingers into OSFs face and throat repeditly. Mazz whipes the blood from his face and walks over to a stunned Paris Hilton. She stands up and Mazz puts his arm around her and they slowly wals to the bathroom. They walk in and RuffRyder8 gets thrown out and waits by the door untill Mazz says its ok to come back in. :)

Old School Fool is dead, must wait 5 more posts (not including this one) to "come back"
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Postby Filip on Mon Jan 19, 2004 5:19 am

Hehe, this is fun :twisted:

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Postby idiot on Mon Jan 19, 2004 5:46 am

got thirsty and hungry but didnt dare to come out of the bathroom stall so........ lunchtime!~

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Postby Andreas Dahl on Mon Jan 19, 2004 6:52 am

me, not realising how serious the moment is, get's up on a table and starts to dance like an idiot for no apparent reason... :wink:

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