Does this remind you of some of your tests...?

[BigKaboom2]

My test misadventures were on AP Statistics and AP Literature both my senior year. A little context: i'm fed up with school, i'm a week and a half away from graduating, i honestly could not have given less of a shit about either test (i got 3/5 on both which is considered passing)

Statistics they give you ALOT of space to do your work. Obviously i had no idea what the fuck i was doing and the rare occassions i did it was on my TI-83..so i drew smiley faces in all the blank spots and wrote little notes to the graders such as "well, i didnt use this space so i drew a smiley. Have a nice day grading my paper"

Literature I was on my last essay, the other 2 had fucking tested me and i cant remember the exact question, but i know i was supposed to be comparing frost and dickinson's views of death. After get about 3.5 paragraphs in (including a Red Hot Chili Peppers reference about Under the Bridge fitting in how one of them viewed death as a companion who knew them well) I ran out of shit to say. This was my last AP test so i finished up what i was writing and then made a new paragraph similar to this: "Well AP reader, i'm officially out of things to say. This is the 3rd essay i've written in the past 45 minutes, i'm about a week away from graduating, and my brain is fried. I've decided i'm done with this and am going to take a nap. Hope your not as bored as I am." I then proceeded to close my test book put my head down on the desk, and wallow in the gloriousness of being for all intents and purposes done with high school

The best i've heard though...someone wrote in the middle of an AP essay "Its like jacking off in the shower, everybody does it but nobody talks about it"

i'm curious to know what u got on those tests

(i got 3/5 on both which is considered passing)

[Matt]

not exactly a funny answer, but anyways, when your at Uni and you do a paper you have to provide a source of your references. Some kid wrote google.com

3 more here

http://www.richardpettinger.com/economi ... hool_tests


some of these are way too funny vvvvvvvvvvv
http://justsomegibberish.blogspot.com/2 ... swers.html

[ixcuincle]

some of these are way too funny vvvvvvvvvvv
http://justsomegibberish.blogspot.com/2 ... swers.html

damn aliens!

[Lean]

Darn Cameron, I forgot that the units of force and weight has meters in it(Newton/meter).

[The Other Kevin]

Where's that report that I think I posted last year, kid was talking about how Greeks loved anal the whole time.

[mvpshaq32]

Got this from a site. Not a test but a book report.

Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and "My Life",
by Bill Clinton.

One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His professor had a sense of humor and gave the student an A+ for his report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over three hours to read
Clinton: Over three hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinto n: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica... ooh, let's not go there either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the same thing.

[[Q]]

My test misadventures were on AP Statistics and AP Literature both my senior year. A little context: i'm fed up with school, i'm a week and a half away from graduating, i honestly could not have given less of a shit about either test (i got 3/5 on both which is considered passing)

Statistics they give you ALOT of space to do your work. Obviously i had no idea what the fuck i was doing and the rare occassions i did it was on my TI-83..so i drew smiley faces in all the blank spots and wrote little notes to the graders such as "well, i didnt use this space so i drew a smiley. Have a nice day grading my paper"

Literature I was on my last essay, the other 2 had fucking tested me and i cant remember the exact question, but i know i was supposed to be comparing frost and dickinson's views of death. After get about 3.5 paragraphs in (including a Red Hot Chili Peppers reference about Under the Bridge fitting in how one of them viewed death as a companion who knew them well) I ran out of shit to say. This was my last AP test so i finished up what i was writing and then made a new paragraph similar to this: "Well AP reader, i'm officially out of things to say. This is the 3rd essay i've written in the past 45 minutes, i'm about a week away from graduating, and my brain is fried. I've decided i'm done with this and am going to take a nap. Hope your not as bored as I am." I then proceeded to close my test book put my head down on the desk, and wallow in the gloriousness of being for all intents and purposes done with high school

The best i've heard though...someone wrote in the middle of an AP essay "Its like jacking off in the shower, everybody does it but nobody talks about it"

i'm curious to know what u got on those tests

(i got 3/5 on both which is considered passing)

lol how'd i miss that?

[The Other Kevin]

Here it is, had trouble hosting it.

[Christopherson]

I've seen that before, but the one you posted is impossible to read. Can you just give us a link?

[Jackal]

Google is my friend. Is he yours?

http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

[ixcuincle]

"Im opedipus bitch , the original balla
I bust out my 9 , to light up your impala.
Fuck that police"



haven't read that in a while since one of you posted it here , good read lol

[Andrew]

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica... ooh, let's not go there either.

Reminds me of a Paris Hilton SAT analogy on Conan.

[Matt]

wtf, he got 61% for his paper.....awesome.

[Dramacydal]

I remember this essay. This is some of the most hilarious shit ever. This really made me day.

Imagine your like jamming your mom and like you have 4 kids, then the feds come to your house and say that she wuz your mom, and you were like ya? So? And they were like, well that's gross and illegal.

[Joycean Summons]

What kind of a teacher writes 'page is to big', anyway?

[Dramacydal]

^That's the reason why I'm sure that the correction by a teacher is faked. But it's still funny as fuck.

[mvpshaq32]

What kind of teacher writes cursive like that?

[ixcuincle]

[sarella]

Haha... i do these stuff all the time...
I usually write "I know, but i wount tell u!"

[Jing]

Someone actually wrote a paper on 2 Girls 1 Cup

[Gundy]

O god, 2 girls 1 cup is the msot disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life.

C'mon, that kid deserved more than a 0. That was eloquent.

[ultimateplaya]

Funniest one is find X. LOL
And this 2 girls 1 cup....Nice use of technical words.

[shadowgrin]

The 2girls1cup checked report is a dud.
A sane teacher would at least know how to spell "appropriate".