Open up a can of whoopass once in a while?

[Stevan]

Anyone here get into fights much/regurlarly or anything like that. Been in any massive fights? Get into any brawls? Drunken Shaq-like swing? Maybe you once broke somone's teeth? Me no, I'm a lover not a fighter (smartass comments to that will be punished). A couple of weeks ago I was at a club and one my friends who's got a bit of an attitude at times, bumped into a guy several times while dancing. The guy asked him if he was gay, and so my friend asked him to go outside for a fight. Dumb ass. The guy didn't want to/his friends wouldn't let him, so my friend gave him a smack right to the jaw there and then, put him right on the ground. LOL pretty silly. I missed the actual punch, I was "busy"

[Stevan]

aaawwww come on! Somebody go pick a fight so you can come back and post a message!!

[Andrew]

Sorry Stevan, we're more civilised up here in Newcastle.

[Nick]

*Punches Stoivan in the back of the head*

When i was about 11, I had two mates over, i was showing them my new playstation game (i think it was Odd's oddesy) and my step brother was nagging me to let him show them. but didn't wanna, they were my friends! he can go fuck a donkey... so he climbed on me and tried to pry the controller from my kung-fu grip, it pissed me off, so i bashed him over the head with the controller real hard.

OWNED!!

[Stevan]

When i was about 11, I had two mates over, i was showing them my new playstation game (i think it was Odd's oddesy) and my step brother was nagging me to let him show them. but didn't wanna, they were my friends! he can go fuck a donkey... so he climbed on me and tried to pry the controller from my kung-fu grip, it pissed me off, so i bashed him over the head with the controller real hard.

Barnsey you bloody maniac... beating up a little kid... Easy to do with your mates behind you! LOL classic story though.

One time when I was around 6-ish, I grabbed a kid by his backpack, swung him around and he landed in mud. Take into consideration that this was the middle of winter in "Yugowefellapartlikeafuckincrumbcakeslavia" and it was all muddy with snow. I did it because he said I like a certain girl! The nerve of that guy. I never had a problem with girl germs, but she was fat and ugly. I ain't no blind son of a bitch. Yeah.... I'm tough.

[Bill Russell]

You are talking to someone who once punched a table in the middle of a college class and ended up being reproved on the subject... Someone who once got a black eye for callin' a guy's girlfriend names... Someone who got into a brawl during a bball game at high school for reacting a bit like Rasheed Wallace...

[Matt]

yeah i got into a fight during a bball game at school once but the freakin sports teacher broke it up
got a nasty bruise though but it didn't hurt cos the dude punched like a pansy

but other than that ive been good
i'm not like Pauly on Pizza