Mast3r first work

[Mast3r]

Its my first work ever.I know its crap but...

[Jackal]

I know its crap but...

But..? Why didn't you finish what you were saying?

Anyways, I guess I should give you some props for being able to fade out layers and use coloring in a picture. No points awarded for text. I could subtract for text, but given it's your first (and a little bit the fact I am a motherfucking know it nothing at PS), I won't.

I suppose my best advice would be to stop trying to be a graphics artist given deep down inside you know you never will be. It is a good way to waste your time, but you aren't fulfilling your need of acceptance. You will still feel the void that is in your heart despite thinking you will be accepted in to the graphical community of the NLSC. Now that you have realised you don't want to make sigs or are not very good at them but mostly because you don't want to, you will try to find acceptance in the patching community and I'm guessing you'll be the shizzle in the Live 07 annoucnements section because I could even open a thread, make a preview of a chipmunk and people would go "rlz rlz release!!!!!!" and it'd go to 190 pages and over 1200 views and I'd never release it but it'd go to the HOF section for archiving purposes and just seeing it there would give me the satisfaction of being accepted.

Other than that, I really like it. You chose a nice picture of Artest. The text doesn't make a lot of sense, but that's what I like. Going inside. Awesome, going inside where? The stands? Bad ass.

The only complaint I can have is that you'd have made it of him in a Kings jersey.

Thanks for reading, can I make a request? I want a Jerome James sig while he was with Seattle. Thanks!

Much love, peace and respect. Jackal said he doesn't want to comment, he's still rolling on the floor of laughter for some oddball reason.

Edit: Changed the "Jackal doesn't want to commit to comment."

[Donatello]

Jackal, your post brought me joy.

In response to the pic.... the text is too big and too hard to read. I would have put some variation in there so it's not all huge cursive off-white letters that you have to put together like a puzzle.

[Axel]

Its becoming clear why the forums are so dead.... Jackal has ran them all off.

Seriously, its his first try, and it looks better than my first PS work, which was simply a cropped picture of a fractal I stole and a crudely lassoed picture pasted in the middle.

That said, the text is extremely obtrusive. The collage of pictures isnt half bad, but I cant distinguish any of it because of the text, and the sepia toning.

[Joe']

Jackal you shouldn't took off the text "Jackal is schizophrenic (or however the word is spelled)" that was under your sig
Anyways...back on topic, the signature isn't bad for a first. I mean, the pics are stretched (I think), the text is...uhm...bad but, yeah it is good for a first.

[jerry]

its ok, but the text isnt readable.. i had to rotate my head and i was barely able to read it. but other than thats its pretty good. and i never knew that was a sig..

[Jackal]

and i never knew that was a sig..

That's not saying much, now is it? There's a lot of things you don't know. Like pernouncing.

[jerry]

ahhh so i dont know how to spell it

[Mast3r]

oh well thanks for comments