When was the last time you....

When was the last time you....

-Had sex --- Last night.

-masturbated---- Sometime yesterday.

-ate pizza ---- Day before yesterday.

-did something illegal --- Mmmm about a month ago.

-lied---- Whenver the last day I worked was. Um... Thursday.

-get drunk --- About a month ago.

-saw a beautiful girl --- This morning when I woke up.

-Got into an argument ---- 3 hours ago.

-worked out----- Ha! Haven't for like a month now.

-played basketball----- Over a month.

-saw a beautiful girl --- This morning when I woke up.

Wow, your mom sure would appreciate that comment, such a wonderful boy.

Or I guess you could mean something different...You're a girl? You're about as vain as Wankster.

Or did you mean you had to get rid of that morning wood so you had a video already loaded up on your PC?

[/sarcasm]

Had sex: Shit, Aprilish

Mastrubated: Thursday maybe

Ate Pizza: This morning

Did something illegal: Im like j.23 im too bad ass to drive with my license. lol

Lied: Today

Got Drunk: Nah

Saw a beautiful girl: Awhile ago

Got into a arguement: This morning

Worked out: Oh man, its been too long

Played Basketball: I played horse today...does that count?

saw a beautiful girl ----A long time. It's been at least months. Sure as hell wont see one at the grocery store where I work.

Are you joking??? I worked a grocery store before and there were always some fine lookin ladies coming in. lol thats actually how I met my gf

That's strange because all we get are old women.

We get our share of old ladies too but we also get a hell of a lot of MILF's and surprisingly we also get a lot of fine as looking teenage girls (16-18)

All that wasted sperm. We could've fed dolphins with it .

Shite, that made me want to puke. Poor dolphins.

masturbated - I'm doing it right now as I post with one hand.

I can masturbate with no hands. I'm that good.

I really hate to lie, because there's always a point that a lie gets discovered. I am an honest person.

Yet you pretend to be someone from the West Coast.
Oh wait, I'm mistaken. You don't pretend, you appreciate them.
Then why are most of your posts look like it's been made by a wigga?

emo Drex strikes again.

It'll be like this for a while