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For an Arrested fix.
Soooo many quotes. How can I choose?
"Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over— an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist."
"Of course— the “Bob Loblaw Law Blog.” Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!"
"I bought you a wedding ring... tone."
"Am I in, two-thirds of a hospital room?"
"Oh, no! It’s the cops! Oh! And a construction worker."
"I was going to smoke it, like a cigarette."
"“Illusion,” Michael. A “trick” is something a whore does for money... or candy/cocaine!"
"That’s my son, you pothead."
"Maybe you don’t have enough RAM to understand this, Michael"
"You stay on top of her, buddy. Do not be afraid to ride her. Hard."
"I suppose I’m, uh... buy-curious."
"I'm no scar. Dot com!"
"Well, he’s, uh, dead. You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioner on"
"I've got the worst fucking attorneys."
"The mere fact that you call making love “Pop-Pop” tells me you’re not ready."
"Do you know the Muffin Man? There’s a reward in it if you do. Then— would you like some foam in your coffee? It’s called a cuppakeno and wait till you see what it costs."
"Talk you off what Pop-pop?"
Lucille: And it could be an alias.
Buster: Alias is a show about a spy!
Lucille: Well, apparently, mood-altering medication leads to street drugs. That’s what this very handsome, young doctor said on The Today Show.
Michael: That was Tom Cruise, the actor.
Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.
Jessie: No. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town.
Tobias: Well, that certainly leaves me out. (Chuckles.) She... she said single. You did say single, correct? I...
Lucille: I’ll have the Ike and Tina tuna.
Waitress at Klimpy's: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the ‘T’ on it?
Michael: That’s a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?
Carl Weathers: I’m gonna go get a new soda. Hey, you know that you can get a refill on any drink you want here, and it’s free? (Laughs.)
Tobias: (Laughs.) It’s a wonderful restaurant. Mmm!
Narrator: It sure is.
"I’ll be in the hospital bar."
Ohhhh, I can't wait for you season three DVD. June can't come soon enough I say.