http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/
A bunch of internet people wrote this rap about the whole thing.
"Here's how it's gonna go down. You might be street, but I'm a pasty
white hardcore computer nerd mutha****a who grew up in the ****in'
Crenshaw. That's right. Crenshaw and Olympic, Los Angeles,
Cali****ingfornia.
The whole internet is going to see this. Millions of people. Tens of millions.
And there a whole lot of crazy ass computer ****ers that just love
****ing with dishonest shithole trash people like you who don't have
the common decency to give back what aint yours.
Call it Robin Hood, or vigilantes or just call it a big bunch of
nerds. But they're watching you, now, and their watching the webpage
of the guy who keeps posting the pictures you're taking.
And they know how to do stuff. They could wreck your credit. They
could take away your house. They could make ambulances show up at your
door every hour of every day for weeks. They could have 1000 pizzas
delivered to your place and bill you for it. Every ****ing day. They
could make your phone never stop ringing. They could run up thousands
of dollars on your phone.
See, the sidekick sends those pics out automatically, and there's jack
[naughty word] you can do about it. It records your messages. It records your
IMs.
Really clever ones could even figure out how to turn that phone on and
use it like a microphone to listen in on your conversations wherever
you are with the phone. They could even turn on the E911 service and
track wherever you go via GPS.
You better hope you don't slang or smoke any weed or do anything
illegal or anything, because those crazy ass nerd mother****ers might
already be watching you right now. They might even know where you are.
Don't ever **** with a hacker, or invite them to wanna **** with you.
'Cause they got [naughty word] that's better than guns or thugs or brothers,
they got *information* like you've never even heard of before. Like
king-hell crazy ass voodoo magic [naughty word] with computers.
And the whole world is computers, now. And the new bullets? Information.
Watch yourselves. You better just give the phone back. If you're not
gonna give the phone back, you might as well trash it or smash it,
'cause it's gonna come back and bite you all in the ass real, real
****ing hard.
We clear?
Get a move up on it, then."
