What was the weirdest/funniest answer you ever put on a test

[iKe7in]

And if you're going to make something up, at least make it sort of funny, or relevant.
Ex.
On a history test,
q: Who assasinated Malcom X?

a: Well I know it wasn't Sean Marks, he can't even shoot in practice.

[J@3]

that's gold, no one will get it but still

[iKe7in]

yeah, too bad I didn't take history, would've been fun to see a teacher's confusion over that one

[jon_doe]

I think he's probably making things up.

no - i promise
i dont think that was the only reason though (he had also had previous "issues")