Living Sex Legends. Magic Johnson Top 10

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Living Sex Legends. Magic Johnson Top 10

Postby Cloudy on Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:15 pm

Charlie Sheen has slept with a lot of women, enough for let's say, "Two and a Half Men."

The sitcom star lands on Maxim magazine's Top 10 "Living Sex Legends" list having allegedly done the deed with 5,000 women.

Sheen, 40, is currently going through a messy divorce with one of those ladies, wife-actress Denise Richards. Among the many reasons -- drug use, alcoholism, violence -- she's divorcing the horndog is his constant infidelity, addiction to what appears to be underage porn and frequent dealings with prostitutes. Hey, if you have to pay them to sleep with you, doesn't that invalidate your total number of conquests?

Surprisingly, the top lothario isn't anyone rich or famous (until now) at all. The men's magazine claims that lowly Venetian hotel porter Umberto Billo has charmed 8,000 women to his bed. "They crossed oceans to see me," he boasts. While guest satisfaction is the randy Italian's trademark, his work ethic isn't. Maxim reports that he has been fired after getting it on took precedence over his paid duties.

"Sometimes he was too exhausted to carry the guests' luggage," says his ex-boss.

Nevertheless, he still can't touch the late Wilt Chamberlain's title: 20,000 women.

The full Top 10 list of "Living Sex Legends" follows:

10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000
9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) - 1,000
8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200
7. Jack Nicholson (actor) - 2,000
6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) - 2,500
5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000
4. Julio Iglesias (singer) - 3,000
3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600
2. Charlie Sheen (actor) - 5,000
1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000

All I wanna say is Oh My God! 8,000 women...
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Postby Cameron on Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:01 am

Jean Simmons is joking when he talks about that stuff. He's happily married.

I sure hope Magic's numbers came from before he had HIV.
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Postby BIG GREEN on Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:46 am

That shit is almost unbelievable. Then again, i've prolly had sex in my life over 150 times..and i'm only 23; multiple times with the same women. I can imagine if i were a celebrity that it would be quite possible to get those numbers.


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Postby Donatello on Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:50 am

Yohance Bailey wrote:That shit is almost unbelievable. Then again, i've prolly had sex in my life over 150 times..and i'm only 23; multiple times with the same women. I can imagine if i were a celebrity that it would be quite possible to get those numbers.


Yeah but this.... is not counting the times they did the deed... it's the number of women they (according to this article which I'm not sure I believe) did it with :shock:

Oh, and a big LOL to that picture. :lol:
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Postby BMG on Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:33 am

i heard about some of the partys magic used to have back in the 80s and the stuff that went on, there are alot of real freaky people out here in LA

and nah Gene Simmons is not lying, he isnt married either him and his chick Shannon Tweed have kids together but they have an open relationship, that cat gets alot of action
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Postby Cloudy on Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:02 pm

Wilt Chamberlain's 10,000 :lol:
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Postby J@3 on Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:05 pm

It was 20,000... but he's dead, so no list entry. I'm surprised Hugh Hefner isn't up there.
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Postby Srbija on Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:54 pm

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. :?

Where is Hugh?
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Postby KIG1 on Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:59 pm

Where am I. Im a total Sex Legend man. (N)

200,000 and counting and Im only 13.
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Postby Jugs on Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:45 pm

Who wouldn't want to sex you and your grill...
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Postby Scotty on Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:49 pm

i dont mean to put a down side to these great numbers, but wouldn't you possibly get sick of it after a couple 1,000 times :wink: :lol:
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Postby Cameron on Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:41 am

"My friend John says he has had sex 13 times, and had sex before he was born."
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Postby cyanide on Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:56 am

tripplemrox wrote:i dont mean to put a down side to these great numbers, but wouldn't you possibly get sick of it after a couple 1,000 times :wink: :lol:


Different people have different sex drives. Some absolutely crave variety, and that turns them on, so yeah... those are most likely the cheaters or guys who are unmarried because of their lifestyle.
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Postby Axel on Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:57 pm

I think it's a hoax. I dont even know 8,000 women. Hell, that's more women than there are people where I live.
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Postby Stevesanity on Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:39 am

5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000

That's a classic name, if only their was no n.

Jae wrote:It was 20,000... but he's dead, so no list entry. I'm surprised Hugh Hefner isn't up there.

Yeah, kinda weird with all those fake titted gold digging bitches running around his house that he's nowhere on that list. While 1,000 different women is amazing enough, but 8,000 for some dude that works in a hotel? They've probably seen all the different types of pussy there is to see, curse them to hell! :cry:

But I agree with Yohance, if your famous you can accomplish something like what those in the list have specially considering most of them are in retirement homes or will be sooner or later. Let's see, say 150 different women a year thats 1500 women in 10 years, quite possible.
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Postby dada on Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:42 am

I have sex all the time (thousands) right here in front of my pc. Plenty of women too. Sometimes her name is Suzanne, Stacy....be creative.
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Postby tuanskoko on Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:38 pm

how come tmac is not on the list? didnt he come out and said sumthing along the lines of beatin wilts record?
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Postby debiler on Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:57 pm

Ugh, Lemmy's on that list, too? :!:
The moleman strikes again...

I'm just happy that I'm not last on the list, having slept with exactly two women in my life. That puts me one ahead of Ozzy Osbourne... :wink:
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Postby BIG GREEN on Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:06 pm

tuanskoko wrote:how come tmac is not on the list? didnt he come out and said sumthing along the lines of beatin wilts record?


Cause with t-mac's lazy eye...he falls as sleep in the presence of alot of people..but he doesn't sleep "with" alot of people.
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Postby Fenix on Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:29 pm

Jack Nicholson and Charlie Sheen > all, IMO. Other guys are probably just full of shit. And so was Wilt.
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