You Know Your Addicted to Photoshop When.......

You see the world with one eye and stock images with the other.

When asked what the primary colors are, answer "RGB"

You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images.

You start teaching your significant other to use this "evil" program and in the space of one afternoon convince them it's at least only quasi-evil in the face of PSP.

You ramble about a breakthrough in the piece you're doing to people who have no idea in hell what you're talking about

You ponder the meaning of existence without layers.

You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad.

You're getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur.

You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.

You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.

You have dreams in "glowing edges"

You're standing by the ocean and wondering who used Ocean Ripple.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Photoshop.

You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"

My personal favourite.

You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.

I do.

this one rocks!!!! You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"

Cheesy effects on professional work and calling out fonts...well they just described me.

Or there's this one: I check all text and see if the same letter's are the same (ie. one e is the same as another e) to see if they used a font, or added the effects to a base font.

You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"

Thats the funniest one for me.

I'm not as addicted to Photoshop as some other people in there though.

Ahhh yes, I'm a Photoshop Whore.

What?

Or there's this one: I check all text and see if the same letter's are the same (ie. one e is the same as another e) to see if they used a font, or added the effects to a base font.

I do that too, especially those handwriting fonts.