Not sure if I brought this up but...

[Mazzocchi]

I've Had It With These Muthafuckin' Snakes On This Muthafuckin' Plane!

Annyone else hear about the highly-anticipated summer blockbuster entitled
Snakes On A Plane
Starring: Samuel L. Jackson

I Personally can't wait.
I wonder how much it will make on opening weekend?

Possible Sequels-
Lobsters On A Train.
Salamanders On A Submarine.
Gators On A Bus.

what other sequels can you think of, and what are your oppinions on this destined-for-greatness movie?

Edit: Snakes On A Plane Prank Phone Calls
Snake Call 1: Clint and the Southwest Employee who doesnt understand snakes are blind
Snake Call 2: Clint Vs Delta
Snake Call 3: Jay with Contenential Thrillride
Snake Call 4: Jay with the Conteniental Cargo crew
Snake Call 5: Dewayne and the Jet Blue Ladies
Snake Call 6: Dewayne 2
Snake Call 7: Larry Brooks

[Cable]

Wtf?

How about Spiders in Space?

[dada]

I have never even heard about it. Snakes on a plane trying to kill someone doesnt sound very exciting to me. I may be wrong and theres much more to it so I will try to read up.

[Colin]

Get these muthafucking snakes OFF my muthafucking plane. In terms of sequels, me and my friends have been using our favourite one so far 'Turtles on a Boat'. Turtles aren't dangerous at all though...which makes it better.

Have you seen the real trailer yet Mazz? The Links from Bill Simmons Page 2 site had them a week or two ago.

[Axel]

I think I'll watch Pulp Fiction reruns.

[Mazzocchi]

Get these muthafucking snakes OFF my muthafucking plane. In terms of sequels, me and my friends have been using our favourite one so far 'Turtles on a Boat'. Turtles aren't dangerous at all though...which makes it better.

Have you seen the real trailer yet Mazz? The Links from Bill Simmons Page 2 site had them a week or two ago.

lol Turtles On A Boat, I can't believe I didnt tihnk of that

And yeah I've seen the trailer, it actually looks like a quality flick

[Riot]

I stole these from some forums:





and my favorite...

[Axel]

I liked the Lemur one the best.

[Mazzocchi]

I liked the Lemur one the best.

Concured

[Jing]

ah yes. snakes in the plane... if you watch the ultimate showdown video you can see jackson getting tackled by snakes. and we were talking about this movie a couple days ago amongst friends, and to think jackson didnt want to change the title because when he signed up it was that and he didnt want a name change, stubborn.

[Mazzocchi]

ah yes. snakes in the plane... if you watch the ultimate showdown video you can see jackson getting tackled by snakes. and we were talking about this movie a couple days ago amongst friends, and to think jackson didnt want to change the title because when he signed up it was that and he didnt want a name change, stubborn.

Yeah apparently he just looked at the title and said He'd do it.
Then when they changed it to "Pacific Air Flight 121" Sam Jackson made them change it back haha.

(Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny flash is great by the way)

heres a lame ass atempt at a sequal-

[J@3]

"You must be this tall to die"

[Nick]

'Snakes On A Plane' is the best movie title since 'Man On Fire'.

[shadowgrin]

How about Spiders in Space?

It has to be a mode of transportation, not just Space. Go back to scriptwriters school CG.

Lobsters On A Train.
Salamanders On A Submarine.
Gators On A Bus.

'Turtles on a Boat'

Baby Deer in a Parachute seems like a feel good movie.
Lemur on a Locomotive looks like a horror flick.

I have to go with Walrus on a Conveyor Belt because it has that The Usual Suspects feel to it, and Sharks on a Roller Coaster pwns every shark/action movie, EVER!

EDIT: Whoops.
I was reading cyanide's posts in the Need to Pump up thread so I accidentally typed his name. I'm sorry Mazz.

[cyanide]

Lobsters On A Train.
Salamanders On A Submarine.
Gators On A Bus.

I wrote that? Where?!

Haha, I love these "movie" posters. It sure makes my WTF? series sigs look stupid. Walrus on a Conveyor Belt is my favorite, and "You must be this tall to die" makes no sense, but it's hilarious as heck

[Mazzocchi]

Lobsters On A Train.
Salamanders On A Submarine.
Gators On A Bus.

I wrote that? Where?!

Haha, I love these "movie" posters. It sure makes my WTF? series sigs look stupid. Walrus on a Conveyor Belt is my favorite, and "You must be this tall to die" makes no sense, but it's hilarious as heck

Fixed

[Mazzocchi]

Edit: Snakes On A Plane Prank Phone Calls (MySpace)
Snake Call 1: Clint and the Southwest Employee who doesnt understand snakes are blind
Snake Call 2: Clint Vs Delta
Snake Call 3: Jay with Contenential Thrillride
Snake Call 4: Jay with the Conteniental Cargo crew
Snake Call 5: Dewayne and the Jet Blue Ladies
Snake Call 6: Dewayne 2
Snake Call 7: Larry Brooks

haha I'm LMAOing

[The_Flying_Tomato]

on a roller coaster???? kinda hard to escape... it's perfect.

[Mazzocchi]

time to BUMP this topic because i want more discussion >_<

[Riot]

Here is a classic:

[shadowgrin]

The others are just

Retard in an Oven.
Wait, it isn't right to laugh at them.

[Jackal]

But we always laugh at Sit...?

[MetalHead]

I think I'll watch Pulp Fiction reruns.

That movie is the fucking shit. John Travolta and Samuel are freaking gangsters in that movie. For anyone who hasn't seen it, go do yourself a favour and rent it. (Or buy it in the bargain bin for pennies)