Valentines day gifts...

This is fun.

Priest: And do you Homer, take this cocktail waitress you just met to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Homer: What did you call me!?
Priest: Do you want to get married... MAR-RIED!?
Homer: Sure. Sock it to me ba-by!

I got bored waiting for Andrew's reply.



Homer: I promise, the first thing you see when you get out here is a man with a good job.
Selma: Yeah, the doctor. *snigger*
Patty: *snigger*

"But it's Valentine's Day! God wants us to do it!"

You Aussies are freaks. How do you remember all of this crap?

I think you'll find Simpsons fans all around the world have the same kind of inexplicable geekiness.

it's true it's on 10 times a week on regulart.v, don't even get me started on Foxtel

I'm gonan give her "A Houdini"

i was thinking sending a bunch of flowers to school like heaps of people do

Do something original. Hire a sky-writer, or rape her best friend in the parking lot. Something like that.

"Make every day a celebration of your love. Surprise her with a pasta salad. Put a mini beret on your wang!"

Did Homer actually say that?

Those exact words. In classic characterisation and writing he wouldn't have, but by Season 13 it's fairly run-of-the-mill as far as Homer's lines are concerned.