Happy Chinese Lunar New Year!!!

No wonder I smelled incense burning this morning... Its fucking Chinese New Years.

Ah, that explains the little flower pot that was in flames outside in my neighbour's front yard.

corection

Ah, the long lost brother of the erection.

Maybe he has two penis's? .. would explain why he always has a dick up his arse though.

Can we have at least one on-topic thread? We are probably the mose irrelevent people in the history of the universe.

rotfl... wow..
well the lian huan wan hui was very good

What's that? I don't understand pinyin.

Can we have at least one on-topic thread? We are probably the mose irrelevent people in the history of the universe.

Please stay on topic .

xin nian lian huan wan hui is basically this huge celebration where they bring out the country's best actors and singers and they perform. its really quite something

Can we have at least one on-topic thread? We are probably the mose irrelevent people in the history of the universe.

Please stay on topic .

So how was your weekend, Matt?

Good thanks! Went to the beach, watching some cricket, about to have a bbq. How about you? :crazy:

LOL, and White guys wonder why asians are so rich even when they don't have a part time job. Dude, we get our years worth of disposable income from these few days

Hmm...I'm not sure if i'm getting red packets this year. You see , since Christmas and Chinese New Year are so close my parents may have already given me my Chinese new year's money for christmas. I'll have to talk about it to them to clarify the situation.

Jeez, aren't you a cocky little bastard?

- How can one be cocky if he's admitting that he isn't good enough to make the NBA?

Ah, the long lost brother of the erection.

- Extremely Lame. Sorry.

Maybe he has two penis's? .. would explain why he always has a dick up his arse though.

- Sorry to inform you that I'm quite straight... don't get myself and yourself mixed up. I don't do Gay Threesomes.

- Oh yeh, to Matthew, just go and shove it up ur own ass and get over urself. Ur not any cooler for trying to do watever u wanna do to me.

- shove what up his own ass. I understand the sentiment of the statement, but "it" can be a multitude of things. Here are some examples:

Banana
Cucumber
Stick
Pole
Gun
Knife
Bottle
Phone
Fork
Tube
Shoe

And so on. Please clarify otherwise I fear that I may not be able to sleep tonight.

Anyways, back to the topic.

Although Lunar New Years is supposedly a fantastic time where people get all this money and shit, but fucking christ its the first day of it and I'm already pissed.

I have to eat a vegetarian meal today because its supposed to "clean our bodies" or some shit. I'm not some major meat-eater or anything, but I can't survive without eating meat. I'm going to be fuckign hungry all day.

My granma's friends have also been fucking calling me all day long. My parents speak a language that is loosely related to Cantonese, but they never taught me how to speak it.

So basically, every 5 minutes or so I'd hear the phone ringing and my conversation would go like this:

Me: Hello, who is it?

Retarded old lady thats my grandma's friend: Sum Tai Bok Heyua Bo?

Me: Errm.... What?

Retarded old lady thats my grandma's friend: Sum Tai Bok Heyua Bo?

Me: No?.....

Retarded old lady thats my grandma's friend: *breathing noises*

Me: *Hang up the phone*

Hmm...I'm not sure if i'm getting red packets this year. You see , since Christmas and Chinese New Year are so close my parents may have already given me my Chinese new year's money for christmas. I'll have to talk about it to them to clarify the situation.

hm didnt know you were chinese

- shove what up his own ass. I understand the sentiment of the statement, but "it" can be a multitude of things. Here are some examples:

Banana
Cucumber
Stick
Pole
Gun
Knife
Bottle
Phone
Fork
Tube
Shoe

And so on. Please clarify otherwise I fear that I may not be able to sleep tonight

- You can take it as any meaning you like. I don't really care.

Aw don't be like that Shit.

belated chinese new year jing and to all chinese out here..

btw, can i have some "tikoy" jing?