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Nazi's? Communism? Garbage. This is the real killer...

Postby J@3 on Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:58 am

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Falling banana kills woman
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By Andrew Carswell

January 21, 2006

SHE survived brutal Nazi and Communist regimes to ultimately be brought down by a banana.
Slovenian migrant Ivanka Perko died in hospital last week in bizarre circumstances - she suffered complications after she dropped a banana on her leg.

Comical to the end, the 73-year-old old quipped to friends and family while on her deathbed: "I can't believe after all this time it was a bloody banana that killed me."

A family friend told The Saturday Daily Telegraph yesterday that Ms Perko - who was treasured by her Blue Mountains community - had been ill for several months with a condition that made her skin delicate and fine.

"She had tried to open a banana and dropped it," the friend said. "The pointy end scraped down her leg and she died from complications."

Even her death notice revealed her strange demise, killed by a falling banana.

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Friends said it was seen as an appropriate end to a unique and fruitful life.

As she was farewelled at St Raphael's Slovenian Catholic Church in Merrylands yesterday, Mrs Perko's only son Izzy Perko told of his mother's colourful migration to Australia, her love of all things Slovenian and her daredevil ways which had never waned.

"She escaped Slovenia with nothing but the clothes on her back and a pocket full of black pepper to ward off the guard dogs, and for that

I am most grateful," Mr Perko said.

Within the Slovenian community, Ms Perko was known for her vocal protests about the famous Kransky being labelled as a Polish or German sausage.

Her love of Slovenia, the official home of the gourmet sausage, was only subdued by her memories of Nazi occupation and the brutal regime of Yugoslavian dictator Marshal Josip Tito.

In her final years, Ms Perko remained a valiant volunteer for Meals on Wheels and the St Vincent de Paul charity.


I suggest a full boycott of banana's. RIP.
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Postby Drex on Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:00 am

Damn...that's BANANAS! Oh wait...after the obvious lame joke, RIP her.
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Postby Jona on Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:02 am

This is so strange, I've never heard anything like it (outside jokes, of course)!
I wonder what condition did she suffer of. :|
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Postby -BHZMAFIA- on Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:10 am

Interesting, I may not eat a banana anymore from now on. (seriously)
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Postby Jing on Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:10 am

whoa... insane..
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Postby Fitzy on Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:39 am

Cyril Takayama wrote:whoa... insane..
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Postby Andrew on Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:03 pm

I have to admit, I was skeptical (mostly because of a couple of the puns in the article) but it would seem that this is legit. RIP.
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Postby GloveGuy on Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:11 pm

That shit is BANANAS -- B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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Postby Emiliano on Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:22 pm

wow...that's sad. RIP
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Postby kevC on Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:24 pm

Friends said it was seen as an appropriate end to a unique and fruitful life.


They had to say it... :shake:
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Postby cyanide on Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:53 pm

Maybe it's just me, but I think it's a beautiful ending to her life. She goes through two awful experiences in two different regimes, and she finds humor on her deathbed knowing that she was killed by a banana.
if you were killed tomorrow, i WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED U!
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Postby Null17 on Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:38 pm

holy cow. bananas? And I don't a friend of mine bumping into a truck was funny. The 10-wheeler stopped but he slipped and slid towards the truck. No serious damage. But he's still getting ripped for it until this day. :lol:
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Postby Jackal on Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:26 pm

Nazi's? Communism? Garbage. This is the real killer...

I thought you were gonna say Philipono's.

RIP to her. As sad as it is, that shit's hilarious. :lol:
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Postby Fenix on Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:44 pm

It's really is a true story. RIP, but that part about sausage trully cracks me up, though :lol:.
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Postby H Rock on Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:13 pm

"Died from complications"? What "complications"?
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Postby Mikki on Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:39 pm

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owned. :crazy:
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Postby Steve [The Spiderman] on Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:29 pm

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owned. :crazy:


HAHA...That's too bad though. RIP
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Postby Its_asdf on Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:18 am

I hate to laugh considering its probably legit, but damn. :lol:
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Postby Ruff Ryder on Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:59 am

I don't know what you guys think, but I think it was a suicide attempt!.
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Postby dada on Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:02 am

wow...almost unbelievable.
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Postby Mazzocchi on Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:38 am

The Black Death wrote:I don't know what you guys think, but I think it was a suicide attempt!.

you BROKE my BANANA
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Postby Malfa on Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:57 am

GloveGuy wrote:That shit is BANANAS -- B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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Postby Its_asdf on Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:04 am

Calling someone a fag? An insult like that is almost worthless coming from you.

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Postby cyanide on Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:20 am

Malfa wrote:
GloveGuy wrote:That shit is BANANAS -- B-A-N-A-N-A-S!


fag


He was being satirical. I don't think it was obvious enough, apparently.
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Postby Jugs on Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:49 pm

Ouch, that's why I hate bananas.
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