My Banter

[The_Flying_Tomato]

I R really bored so here goes:

As I stand around, bored out of my mind, tortured by the constant horrible songs the grocery I work at plays, I think of making a Lakers dynasty. I don't particularly like them, but for God knows why, I feel like making them good. Centered around Kobe One Kenobi, of course. That white, Sunday Home game only shirt just appeals to me for some reason. I haven't updated any rosters, haven't added Smush, or my boy Salim. Haven't played online yet either. Damn, I'm behind.

So back to the horribly stale grocery music. Songs such as "La Bamba", "Hit Me Baby One More F*cking Time", and "We Built This City On Rock And Roll" are more than enough to make you hate the place. The grocery industry is the sh*ts now. My best(and only) advice to you all now is NOT to work at a grocery. Dealing with senile old farks, and that pair of lovebirds coming in 5 minutes before closing, making out as they walk through the door, is enough to make you want to do a rampage through this beautiful, illustriously dry city of Scottsdale(Phoenix).

They say that music is what makes you kill kids at school, but that's not it. Hardly at all. I do not remember a song saying, "KILL EVERY BASTARD AT YOUR SCHOOL, LOAD THE GUN AND FIRE." I think that might be on the news. Maybe. You never know these days. Do they ever actually REPORT news these days? The only remotely interesting thing on the news in the past week or three was the one and a half hour car chase in (California?), that ended in the guy smashing into some stupid b*tch's car. She wasn't even paying attention. But before I get even further off topic, back to the school killing banter. So yeah, it's not the music that does it. It may not even be the school, for God's sake. That grocery that I work at could make you kill yourself, if you're 'emo'(whatever the hell 'emo' means) enough. The problem is bullies. Teachers even see the bullies, and turn their back. Nobody pays attention. Don't these stupid bastards know by now that nobody is going to report if somebody just beat the bejesus out of them?

And what the hell is 'emo' anyway? My interpretation of the perfect 'emo' kid is pale white skin, floppy black hair, ugly black earrings, all black clothes, looks like on drugs, other gross piercings on other various(some gross) parts of the body, and listening to depressing music. People wonder why Johnny 'Emo' Jenkins killed himself, well it's because their music is depressing as hell. While I assume that only maybe 2 of you have actually read this to this point due to ADD, I tell you now that their music is pathetic. As far as I percieve, perceive, (let's see, i b4 e, except after c, ok) perceive, their music is about breaking up, telling ex's that you hate them, or that you want them back, and they hate you, and so you kill yourself.

There are also the music videos on TV. They show stupidly horrible things, such as people standing on stages singing. If I wanna see that crap, I'd pay and go to a concert. Change the channel to ESPN for god's sake, channel 33. They show stuff like that Bite-my Spears suicide video, featuring re-birth(WTF). Kids these days are being brainwashed into dumb asses. And it's succeeding(again, a spelling error, I'm sure). Thank you MTV, for bringing us "Jackass", "The 'Real' World", "Date My Daughter", "Room Raiders", and other annoying shows featuring 'rich' kids doing stuff that anybody who isn't a total pussy wouldn't care about, but the 'richies' do. For every good MTV show there are at least 3 bad ones, for every 'Punk'd' and 'Pimp My Ride', there are 3 horrible shows.

America is a great place, isn't it?

If you DON'T have a bad case of ADD and actually read this all, congradulations, you win a disease infested, half rat-eaten cookie. Even worse, a Pecan Cookie. Yuck.

[J@3]

To be honest, that entire post was very emo.

[j.23]

let me make you feel better
http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1224.html

[J@3]

I saw that video at drunken-delight. Sadly, it's too accurate.