Fight Stories.. Brawls etc..

[Jackal_]

Tonight was probably the craziest night I've had in a veryyy long time.. I'm currently playing for a Division 2 soccer team here in Canada and my team is full of orientals.. lately we've been playing like shit and not getting along with eachother.. my father decided to come watch my game tonight.. which is rather rare since he's so busy.. he coaches a university team and is very well known in Canadian Soccer.. played professional back in the day and is only one of 3 Canadians to ever receive their Class A, B, C coaching licenses and European Coaching License. So anyways this is my chance to prove to my dad I'm gettin back into shape so he could select me for his Premier team..

Keep in mind this is indoor season.. so it's 3 periods. First period, I play rather well.. we're tied up at 0 and our team is playin pretty well.

2nd Period, this guy named Vic starts mouthin off people on the bench.. we all ignore him.. but then starts targeting players.

3rd Period, I get a yellow card for side tackling the opponent really hard.. now Vic has an excuse to bash me.. till now its all verbal.. he gets in my face and I told him to back off.. then gets face to face with me and I'm like "Go ahead you fuckin bitch hit me if you really want.." So he hit me LOL I got a fucking chipped tooth.. I punched him back a couple of times and got a nice uppercut.. he got up and started punchin and kicking me.. I was fucked for a minute.. then my stupid ass teamates decide to jump in and break it up but that starts another fight on the bench..

This is just the beginning tho.. Vic gets a red card and is headed towards the locker room where my dad is waiting.. I thought he was just standin there to get a better look at what was happening.. boy was I fucking wrong.. he one punched Vic right in the nose.. I was like WHAT THE FUCK.. people started rushing there and my dad's gathered up like 5 people that he knew and there's a fuckin brawl.. I was like OMG this isnt happening.. I was worried it would be in the paper since my dad does an interview weekly in the sports pages in teh paper..

All in all I thought that was pretty cool how my dad jumped in and helped me out.. but thank god I didnt have any chicks watchin my game.. I can only imagine it now "OMG HIS DADDY RAN TO HIS RESCUE"

If my mom was there she'd probably take her shoes off and chuck them at people.. she's crazy like that.. also super glad my other brother wasnt there.. he's in this "gangster phase" so he'd probably go all Loco on the chinks..

I was told to leave the locker room after the game.. so I gladly handed in my jersey and told everyone to fuck off.. not a single person helped me out.. they knew they lost a valuable player.. im not braggin but I was helping that team out. Fuck them.. my father told me I could play for his Premier team starting monday.. but I have 48 hours to have a transfer to that team.. if my coach doesnt approve it then I'm pretty much fucked for the season.

I think about what my dad did and that's exactly what I would do if someone tried harming my son.. admirable really.

[killer_cr0ss0ver]

its natural for a father to do that.... he woudnt want to get baby legend to be beaten up...

my father told me I could play for his Premier team starting monday.. but I have 48 hours to have a transfer to that team.. if my coach doesnt approve it then I'm pretty much fucked for the season.

good luck to you on that man...

[J@3]

Sounds like something my mum would do... if anyone ever did something like that to me she'd probably tear them apart, despite being tiny.

I don't think I've really been in any fights on the court... I tried to start a fight this one time with a giant Maori guy. He would've been around 6'5 and 130kg's, and this was age 15. He was trash talking our team after they beat us, so here I am following him around calling him every second name under the sun. Apparentely "turn around you fat cunt, I'm sick of looking at your giant ass" annoyed him because that's where he turnt around and glared at me. Did nothing else though.

[Stevesanity]

What has "gangster phase" got to do with going Loco on Chinks? Sounds to me your brothers more in the "skinhead phase".

but thank god I didnt have any chicks watchin my game

What kinda soccer league do you play in?

Anyway looks like your dad really cares about you, my parents would probably laugh at me for one week straight if I got beat up and then they would take turns using me as a human pinyada for being a pussy.

[Jackal_]

What has "gangster phase" got to do with going Loco on Chinks? Sounds to me your brothers more in the "skinhead phase".

I was tryin to say he would've done something stupid.. he's not a kid that just sits around waiting for everything to calm down.. he would've stabbed the bastards

What kinda soccer league do you play in?

A good one

[Matt]

your dad sounds like my old bball coach. He never let us fight, but himself he'd throw punches at young (16yo) and old...no matter who, he didnt back down.

Our indoor soccer team would probably win in any brawl...we got some BIG guys....i'm not that big but i know how to fight.

[Doobie]

When I was in 6th grade , I was taking Karate . Well , I got into a fight during 6th grade , and there were ALOT of people watching . I put on my karate stance , and got punched once in the face. Fell to the floor , started crying and that was that .

Another time was when I broke my wrist . I went up for a block , and my own teammate pushed me out of the way so he can get the block . Anyways , I started cursing him out, and I was about to hit him , but then I noticed my arm was swollen and I couldnt move it . I'm a pussy , and I admit it . I'm not going to act hard when I know even Wisdom Kid could probably kick my ass . Fighting is always that last option for me . But if I have to fight , I'll fight.

[FendeR`]

I'm a pussy , and I admit it . I'm not going to act hard when I know even Wisdom Kid could probably kick my ass .

Wow, that must have taken some guts. I've never been into any real fights though, no punches landed at least.

[cyanide]

I'm a pussy , and I admit it . I'm not going to act hard when I know even Wisdom Kid could probably kick my ass

It takes a bigger man to say something like that

I wish I saw the fight. Knowing your dad, that was quite unexpected, but that's really admirable of him to do that. I know my dad would do the same How badly bruised are you?

[The GOAT]

Actually no one's ever started with me because they're scared of me - I'm the only black kid in the whole fuckin area and that intimidates them besides the fact I've gotten into too many fights than I should have.

[Jackal]

You're the one who has issues with skin heads, right?

Fight? Me? Would a sweetheart like me fight? C'mon...

[Indy]

When I read this story I imagined you saying it really really fast and it made me laugh.

[dada]

a chipped tooth must really suck. hope you get that transfer btw.

[Riot]

I don't get in fights, I tend to break them up if someone I know is in them. Which usually works because they don't get suspended and the other guy does.

[Jackal_]

a chipped tooth must really suck. hope you get that transfer btw.

Yeah man it hurts.. specially when I eat something cold.. I think it's the nerves or something.. and yeah I got the transfer earlier today.. I'm pretty stoked.. i play on MOnday

[The X]

chipped tooth will be fine....will just take a few more days for the nerves to calm down....

[Jackal_]

chipped tooth will be fine....will just take a few more days for the nerves to calm down....

Maybe for you.. after drinking 14 pints

[The X]

maybe it took 2 weeks, not a few days....can't remember, was so long ago....

talking about drinking, big day and night....will be at mate's "Annual Shingdig" in a couple of hours....my old mate Jack will help me out, along with some Boag's St. George's (a better version of Corona's but cheaper and no need for the lemons)....will be a pearler....

good luck with soccer though....hope you do well....on my sporting side, I hope to continue my 3pt shooting streak....10 3's in the last 2 games on about 60% shooting

[Mikki]

we're tied up at 0 and our team is playin pretty well.

Very good story. I hope you get on the Premier team.

[Kbryant8]

LOL:D
you have a nice dad
Naah i wish that your brother was there so that story be more interesting
But nice soty anyways
Hope you get what you want.

[Fenix]

I wish I had a dad like that . We're very much alike personality-wise, but with some big differences. We're both colerics, although I'm the more psychical one. He never fights, while I punch, kick and slap everyone and everything who comes near me on court . I got beaten a lot, because I'm skinny, but I still had my fair share of 'wins'. I remember one time when I got into fight during a game and my HS coach broke us apart. A couple of moments later I went to the guy and gave him my hand and said I'm sorry. He gave me his and I punched that motherfucker right in his nose. A very classy move .

[Jackal_]

I went to the guy and gave him my hand and said I'm sorry. He gave me his and I punched that motherfucker right in his nose.

ROFLMAO

[Drex]

Vank, that's so low...but useful

[Mikki]

VanK that made my night!

[Its_asdf]

A couple of moments later I went to the guy and gave him my hand and said I'm sorry. He gave me his and I punched that motherfucker right in his nose. A very classy move

That is a pretty disrespectful thing to do, but it sure as hell sounds funny.