The official fat-ass thread.

well since i cant whack off.. i get to tell you all about my buddy lefty who shot his load 9 times in one day.. i dont know if thats some sort of record or some shit but thats it..

Did he get you in the eye?

aw, i thought i asked him not to say anything...

well since i cant whack off.. i get to tell you all about my buddy lefty who shot his load 9 times in one day.. i dont know if thats some sort of record or some shit but thats it..

Not a record. I refuse to say more in fear of incriminating myself.

do tell...

LOL , no bullshit though , my record if about 15 in one day . Sunday , home alone , porn , bored ,horny . All leads to one huge day. Masturbate was ALL i did that day . Atleast 1 every hour the entire day .

so you're saying that your day is only 15 hours?
since you said at least once every hour for a day that would make it at least 24 times. unless of course you're a total moron & cant do simple math for your life.

I'm hoping thats somebody else is a female...

looks like there"s no objections around here. carry on now


of course doobie, i'm metrosexual sometimes but not gay

i think its 23. 217 just cna't happen. If it is 217, thats about 1 every 9minutes which is crazy

Uncommon sense , I'm sorry I didnt make it obvious , I meant every hour that I was awake .

i usually doze off after 3 cums in a row
which could be bad since i am all of the sudden prone to practical joke shits and stuff

my record if about 15 in one day

That's so weird that you have trouble getting it up these days, when your record was 15. I don't know whether you aged quickly or those were your last drops.

Some friend claimed his record was 10 in a couple minutes...He's in serious trouble if he was telling the truth

15 in one day Doobie, that's pretty crazy.
If I could do that, I'd be sleeping for 5 days straight afterwards.

whao... i thought this was a fat/food type thread. i would be fat but my metabolism/structure doesnt allow me to become overweight. lol, i over-eat quite often and eat mcdonalds literally everyday along other trashy foods like pizza, artificially made foods, ect. i dont care too much for sweets though...

I have no clue , I've Jerked off to almost anything possible so porn/nude pics and shit aren't turning me on at all. and that 15 was like 2 years ago , i've slowed down on masturbation by ALOT.

whao... i thought this was a fat/food type thread. i would be fat but my metabolism/structure doesnt allow me to become overweight. lol, i over-eat quite often and eat mcdonalds literally everyday along other trashy foods like pizza, artificially made foods, ect. i dont care too much for sweets though...

Give it a few years, then you'll turn into that guy in your avatar.

whao... i thought this was a fat/food type thread. i would be fat but my metabolism/structure doesnt allow me to become overweight. lol, i over-eat quite often and eat mcdonalds literally everyday along other trashy foods like pizza, artificially made foods, ect. i dont care too much for sweets though...

Give it a few years, then you'll turn into that guy in your avatar.

Yeah you'll be yankin your cock and fall down the stairs and tear up all the muscles in your knee.

Anyways , we know everyone in the NLCS isn't fit or built

Well, I know I'm fit enough to kick your fat-ass Dobbie.