first thing first here's a mail i got from a certain girl.
Read ths paul, hehehe... and if you smile or i make you grin, why won't you call me tonight? instead of me giving you a call all the time
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have >produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is >produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Do not try this
at home.. Maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached >to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm
home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig.. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds (What could be so tasty on the bottom
of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next
life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........are you that strong?)
*ei! i hope ths made u smile.. = ) so call you tonight at 11?
anyways i have said a while back that i'm seein this old friend of mine, [my best girl pal back in college] and to say that we dated, make out and shits is an understatement. i am currently in a relationship with my girl of one year.
the big question is. why do women tend to have a fixation to men that are already taken.
is this some kind of a competition for them? if the guy falls for them or leave their gf's,wives do they feel some sort of high.....
this is my second indecent proposal/fling this year. i'm having a bad shit with my girl and her family now this......
life's temptation really sucks.
i wanna hear you guys opinion on this. young and old.
or if you got experiences it would help
but you "did" read it. anyways when you grow much older one of these days. stuff and life is like a long short story for you, so you will tell poeple about it in storyful ways 
