what does humble mean?

You should see him in his Ninja Outfit when he prowls the neighbourhoods of bad posters to steal their toasters.

Let's put it this way, I miss that damn toaster.

You know that your girlfriend likes the sex when she claws the skin off your back, screams enough to wake neighbours from a coma and lays still - panting and mumbling "ohgodohgodohgod" afterwards.

Still, there's only 75% chance of it actually being true. If a woman can act, she can ACT.