Homer's Internet Dating... More Of The Story...

life Audio pronunciation of "life" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lf)
n. pl. lives (lvz)

1.
1. The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism.
2. The characteristic state or condition of a living organism.
2. Living organisms considered as a group: plant life; marine life.
3. A living being, especially a person: an earthquake that claimed hundreds of lives.
4. The physical, mental, and spiritual experiences that constitute existence: the artistic life of a writer.
5.
1. The interval of time between birth and death: She led a good, long life.
2. The interval of time between one's birth and the present: has had hay fever all his life.
3. A particular segment of one's life: my adolescent life.
4. The period from an occurrence until death: elected for life; paralyzed for life.
5. Slang. A sentence of imprisonment lasting till death.
6. The time for which something exists or functions: the useful life of a car.
7. A spiritual state regarded as a transcending of corporeal death.
8. An account of a person's life; a biography.
9. Human existence, relationships, or activity in general: real life; everyday life.
10.
1. A manner of living: led a hard life.
2. A specific, characteristic manner of existence. Used of inanimate objects: “Great institutions seem to have a life of their own, independent of those who run them” (New Republic).
3. The activities and interests of a particular area or realm: musical life in New York.
11.
1. A source of vitality; an animating force: She's the life of the show.
2. Liveliness or vitality; animation: a face that is full of life.
12.
1. Something that actually exists regarded as a subject for an artist: painted from life.
2. Actual environment or reality; nature.

sad Audio pronunciation of "sad" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sd)
adj. sad·der, sad·dest

1. Affected or characterized by sorrow or unhappiness.
2. Expressive of sorrow or unhappiness.
3. Causing sorrow or gloom; depressing: a sad movie; sad news.
4. Deplorable; sorry: a sad state of affairs; a sad excuse.
5. Dark-hued; somber.

job·less Audio pronunciation of "jobless" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jbls)
adj.

1. Having no job.
2. Of or relating to those who have no jobs.

Homer was "Lord Of The Sth !!!".

Najira Audio pronunciation of "Najira" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nj)
n. pl. Najira (Nja)

1. Forum troll, see; DipSetVC
2. Third World country, see; Sri Lanka
3. Limited knowledge, see; COOLmac
4. Liked around the forums, see; ONYX
5. Greatly missed while not posting, see; LankyMan
6. Considers self accepted, see; LankyMan
7. Tries too hard, see; A
8. Needs a girlfriend, see; Badly
9. "Axel" Rose fan, see: Jowe
10. Poser, see; All music related posts
11. Short temper, see; Reaction to COOLmac

I love the dictionary.

Homer was "Lord Of The Sth !!!".

classic....I'm disappointed he didn't get farther with Sarah....

Najira Audio pronunciation of "Najira" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nj)
n. pl. Najira (Nja)

1. Forum troll, see; DipSetVC
2. Third World country, see; Sri Lanka
3. Limited knowledge, see; COOLmac
4. Liked around the forums, see; ONYX
5. Greatly missed while not posting, see; LankyMan
6. Considers self accepted, see; LankyMan
7. Tries too hard, see; A
8. Needs a girlfriend, see; Badly
9. "Axel" Rose fan, see: Jowe
10. Poser, see; All music related posts
11. Short temper, see; Reaction to COOLmac

I love the dictionary.

Homer was "Lord Of The Sth !!!".

Pretending to be someone else on a internet dating site......wow you sure are one cool mofo

Id rather be any of the above mentioned than a 19 year old HS dropout that actually has his girlfriend post on a nba live/basketball net forum.....

oh forgive me I just said smth against the NLSC general talk god jae, now lets all burn Najira....

woopity do da a woopity do deh!

I'd rather be a 19 year old HS dropout that actually has a girlfriend than some 10 year old from a 3rd World country who's done nothing other than spam and piss people off since being here. Pretty funny considering the amount of sucking up you've done to me over the last few months, did I run dry or something

did I run dry or something

Hahahahahahaha! It's because you got a girlfriend!

Jae: Did you really dropout high school?

Couple of times lol

Damn, a flame war is starting and I wasn't even invited...

Hmmm, let's see... which side should I pick...

The lawyer side

The Light Side

The lawyer side

Lawyer as in defense, or as in prosecution? And for whom?

LMAO, just saty out and enjoy the flame

The Light Side

Dark Side is better

There is no flame lol, you people are looking at smoke! SMOKE!

Okay. I'll just flame everyone. (: Puts on Darth DWeaver mask

What a bunch of testosterone-driven kids... nothing better to do than flame each other out using carreer choices or geographical conditions... give it a break and play some NBA Live for a change...

Nearly every thread that appers in the General Talk sections turns into nonsensical ramblings 10 posts into it... Just chill and don't reply to things you feel are nothing more than BS.

Peace, poopyheads.

Dropping out of school isn't really a career choice ... although with NBA Live's dodgy gameplay it's more likely to just invoke more flaming

ha speaking of Homer-

Homer

1. American Bonehead
...
3. A typical well not so typical because he only roots for his team (the local team) when they are winning.
...
15. a very newb quake player

hah, the first 2 definitions are right on the dot

I actually am Homer guys. Notice when he left and I joined? Pretty close in time span.

Im homer.

No, I'm Spartacus!!! errrr... Homer.

Hahah i'm not sure what that's really from, but I saw it in an episode of Undergrads.

Hahah i'm not sure what that's really from, but I saw it in an episode of Undergrads.

what? the "I'm Spartacus" thing?
its also a Pepsi commercial

Back in The Roman/Greek days some guy named Spartacus was going against the government. Then they wanted to know who Spartacus was, and people that weren't Spartacus stoof up and did the "I'm Spartacus." thing. Or at least that's as much as I know. I've seen that undergrads episode too, "I am G-Prime".

Hahaha thanks for filling me in Colin! Now that friggin episode actually makes sense!