Yo Momma Jokes (split from Yao thread)

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Postby Jowe on Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:29 pm

yo momma is such a crackwhore.
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Postby kevC on Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:39 am

Jae wrote:
Also, scholastic achievements are an accurate measure of one's intelligence (book smart) which you attempted to undermine of me with comments such as "pseudo-intelligent comments attempting to look intelligent"

It's the same accurate measure of looking at how big of an imbecile someone is by their behavior at a forum.


Lol so behaviour at an internet forum is an accurate measure of what someone's like offline? Fair enough. Although I have to disagree with your initial statement, you can't measure someones intelligence by "scholastic achievements" alone... if I went to a school with 30 other people and won every award they were giving out, would that make me any smarter than someone going to a school of 2,000 who hasn't won anything?


By scholastic achievements I mean like GPA, class rank, standardized test scores, actual IQ test scores and such...
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Postby J@3 on Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:52 am

Well I'll have to take your word for it considering we don't have most of the things you just mentioned here (apart from the obvious ones). Although IQ tests are said to be misleading, but I get your point.
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:41 am

That's why you have the choice of not reading. Amazing eh?


And that's why you have the choice of not posting a reply. Truly amazing indeed...
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Postby IronMan on Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:48 am

The difference is he WANTED to post. You didn't want to read. So why wouldn't he post?
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:55 am

You didn't want to read.


If they give you a page to read can you say it's a waste of time reading it BEFORE you actually read it? No. That's why it would have been better if they had not given you the page in the first place.

So why wouldn't he post?


There are numerous reasons why he shouldn't post, but none of them is going to sway him not to, so it is a waste of time as well...
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Postby IronMan on Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:16 am

Well one would normally deduce after seeing two momma jokes in a momma joke thread that there would be momma jokes exchanged. You could easily have skipped the whole thing and not have wasted your time.
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Postby The GOAT on Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:20 am

...besides teh fact that teh title of teh thread is "Yo Momma Jokes"...
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Postby Jackal on Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:46 am

Dr. DWeaver99027 wrote:And that's why you have the choice of not posting a reply. Truly amazing indeed...


Exactly, I had the choice. I made a decision from those choices & I chose to post a reply, amazing? Indeed. :proud:

If they give you a page to read can you say it's a waste of time reading it BEFORE you actually read it? No. That's why it would have been better if they had not given you the page in the first place.


The thread has been split & there are a series of insults going back and fourth, after the initial 3 you should've gotten the jist of it. Unless you were too intruiged to the next reply that is.

There are numerous reasons why he shouldn't post, but none of them is going to sway him not to, so it is a waste of time as well...


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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Wed Apr 20, 2005 5:37 am

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The Last Word. Case Closed :lol:
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Postby Jackal on Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:55 am

Dr. DWeaver99027 wrote:The Last Word. Case Closed :lol:


No, you won't get away with your crap that easily each time. You've got reasons right, as I said...I'm all eyes.

By all means, give me your reasons.
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Postby air gordon on Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:19 am

lol the last word

Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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Postby COOLmac© on Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:24 am

i thought this thread will be funny with yao jokes.........i'm dissapointed (N)
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Postby J@3 on Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:11 pm

Wtf made you think this thread would be full of Yao jokes? And Dweaver, the Yo Momma stuff wasn't part of the actual argument... that's when the argument ended.
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Postby COOLmac© on Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:13 pm

thread title :idea:
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