Dinner at Yao's

[Dogg]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/p ... index.html

[Mikki]

LMAO Pat's lovin it!

MUTOMBO: Yao, you know there's a lot of Chinese in Jamaica [where Ewing was born].

[Fresh8]

At least he got good azn food!

wonder if Yao's momma can cook....

[Doobie]

if this is a true story wow lmao. yao and his chinese food!

[Fresh8]

If its true.. Yao is a funny guy!

Loved this Quote:

EWING: [Rubbing belly] I gotta go work out tonight. I'm full. You got a treadmill for me?

YAO: Leave your car keys here and run home. I'll give you the keys tomorrow.

- I could imagine him saying that!

And Ewing and Mutombo.. funny buggers!

Especially:

EWING: [To Mutombo] Can you pass me that beef?

MUTOMBO: Sure. [Before passing it, Mutombo takes his own spoon and scoops four pieces onto his plate.]

EWING: Man, I don't want that now. You put your spoon in the plate. [Ewing nonetheless takes the plate from Mutombo.] Jeez, man.

MUTOMBO: Oh, come on. I didn't even touch the beef on your side of the plate. You can eat that. [Ewing reluctantly scoops three pieces onto his plate. He doesn't say a word.]

MUTOMBO: How long have we known each other, 18 years? I've been dealing with this same crap for 18 years.

[Ataraxia]

Mutombo's cellphone rings. The ring tone is 50 Cent's In Da Club. He answers and starts speaking one of his eight languages -- not English.

LMFAO...Mutombo likes 50

MUTOMBO: Look at this motherf-----. [Laughter]

That would sound hilarious in Mutombo's tone of voice..

Great stuff but I dont think Mutombo would have let that line be quoted if this really happend.

[Fresh8]

Well.. they did laugh right? Maybe its a publicity stunt but media makes so much crap these days... like my friend who is the best long jumper for U18s had a 'photoshoot' no interview.. yet they included quotes to make him sound selfcentered...

[Indy]

when i read that in the SI, their language seemed really fake and staged to me.

i didnt like it.

[WiggleUrBigToe]

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fineline/theyearoftheyao/

[cklitsie]

I like Yao, he's a nice guy, quite funny and not so bragging/gangster as other NBA stars.

[Tuomas]

I don't like yao, he's too tall and not good enough for his height

[VMS]

Yes, because his skill reflects on his personality. Classy.

[Doobie]

yao seems nice ,and remember hes still young , one year yao will average 25ppg and 12 rpg , u can quote me on that.

[COOLmac©]

"one year yao will average 25ppg and 12 rpg"

there you go
my guess is he will rack em double doubles in a nightly basis soon

[Fresh8]

Dont bag on Yao jsut cause hes tall and doesnt play like Shawn Bradley...

[Null17]

read this one before. pretty funny...