Breakdown of Kobes sexual assualt case

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Breakdown of Kobes sexual assualt case

Postby Matt on Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:49 am

http://www.askthecollegeguy.com/2004/0104_Kobe.htm

If his schlong is too long,
conviction is wrong!

If his shit don't fit,
you must acquit!

If the vagina is too little,
it must mean acquittal!


nicely summarised!
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Postby cyanide on Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:19 am

lol, funny stuff, very clever.

But I read on another message board, that the victim got it up her rectal passage, but I don't think that's the case.
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Postby Fresh8 on Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:26 am

That is funny stuff... hmm, how would Kobster react to this one?
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Postby Doobie on Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:55 am

Sit wrote:That is funny stuff... hmm, how would Kobster react to this one?
For some reason i dont think kobe has any idea about whats going on in the world around him.
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Postby Old School Fool on Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:47 am

Kobe doesn't care, regardless.

He's just focused on his team and not the haters who like to suck the five inch thing.
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Postby Matt on Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:38 pm

it's nice to see Kobe appoint you a representative for him :)
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