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by **GloveGuy** on Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:48 pm

The Ladder Theory

I found this site interesting, putting a philosphy on womenizing. There's many exceptions which he never mentioned, but most of what he said is true. Most guys are friends with girls because they wanna tap it. Admit, fellas.

Though there was one thing that I disagreed with, and that was his criticism on cuddle bitches. There's a time and place for it, and spooning, my friends, is not a crime.

by **Nick** on Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:05 pm

Hey, that is interesting.

EDIT: Lol holy shit, me and jae were talking about this kind of thing one night. How to get the "friends" lable off you, or how to avoid it.

Scenario 3: A girl says any of the following to you:

"You're like a brother to me"
"You're like a big teddy bear"
"I feel like I can talk to you about anything"
"You're so nice"
"Can you help me with my homework"

Ladder Theory Explanation: You are on the friends ladder. So Sorry.

I know so many people who have had the teddy bear remark used against them. :lol:

Holy shit, this thing is accurate.

by **Jowe** on Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:25 pm

Agreed on the tapping the ass (Y)

by **Matt** on Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:04 pm

indeed there is ass i'd like to tap

by **thegreatdivide** on Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:15 pm

nice site...interesting read with valid points.
(Y)

by **Fresh8** on Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:22 pm

Wat a weird guy who wrote this... but its very interesting....

by **Joycean Summons** on Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:33 pm

Wow... very interesting

by **TMACool** on Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:29 pm

hes not wierd hes honest

hehehhe i have 3 ladders actually i sort them out

chicks to love chicks to do foreplay/sex chicks to be jas friends

but when i get older i stick to his 2 ladder thing. hehehe

by **Fresh8** on Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:34 pm

-_-''

ok....

by **J@3** on Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:48 pm

"I feel like I can talk to you about anything"
"You're so nice"

That's the one I get most. Throw in "I feel like I've known you for ages" although guys also use that one on me

My own personal opinion is that it's too complex to generalise everyone like that, but on the other hand it's way too easy to do it. I'll explain. Say you've got two girls, Girl A and B. B has the nice rack. Girl A says to a guy "I'd like a guy who is ambitious and has goals"... Girl B also says the preceding statement. Now according to that guy's ladder, that would mean "I want a rich guy".... but what if Girl A is genuine? She might actually want a guy with those things, it could give her security or fuel her own ambition whereas Girl B (with the nice rack) might indeed just want a rich bloke to buy her shit in order for sleeping with him. It's an interesting topic, more worthy of discussion than some one word posts :eh:

by **Jowe** on Thu Feb 03, 2005 7:28 pm

TMACool wrote:hes not wierd hes honest

hehehhe i have 3 ladders actually i sort them out

chicks to love chicks to do foreplay/sex chicks to be jas friends

but when i get older i stick to his 2 ladder thing. hehehe

Are you friends with rasheed?

by **The X** on Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:36 pm

"You're like a brother to me"

Heard it

"You're like a big teddy bear"

Probably the one I hear the most

"I feel like I can talk to you about anything"

ugghh, I've heard that one too

"You're so nice"

I use to hear it a lot, but now I'm a bit more of a meaner SOB when pissed....don't take as much shit, make a few more girls cry (although I always feel bad when I do)

"Can you help me with my homework"

never heard that one, so I'm only 4 out of 5

Ladder Theory Explanation: You are on the friends ladder. So Sorry.

I ain't stupid, when I heard any of those sayings, I had a pretty good idea I was just a friend....just hoping they've got friends to set me up with :hump:

luvin' the ladder theory :cussing:

EDIT: Actually just read it and I like it (Y)

....don't know if it will help with the :hump:

but it can't hurt....

by **Drex** on Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:35 am

I heard those fives examples. A LOT. I got like 5462319 sisters in school. I'm not too good looking so that explains a little

by **TMACool** on Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:51 am

Are you friends with rasheed?

nope dont know him.

y?

by **Matt** on Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:25 am

"You're so nice"

i hear that one, not cool, but i'm not gonna change

by **[Q]** on Sun Feb 06, 2005 6:44 pm

yeah this is very interesting... it has a lot of truth in it, but not completely true. Right now, I'm finding it really tough to figure out which ladder you're on without messing everything up

by **Jowe** on Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:58 pm

Drex wrote:I heard those fives examples. A LOT. I got like 5462319 sisters in school. I'm not too good looking so that explains a little

Lemme guess, u're father is shawn kemp?

by **j.23** on Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:16 pm

its safe to say i've fallen off the ladder a couple times

by **Drex** on Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:28 pm

Lemme guess, u're father is shawn kemp?

Now you all know the truth :lol:

by **Matthew** on Tue Feb 08, 2005 7:39 pm

You can see that a lot of problems can be avoided(though sadly not problem two) by declaring as soon as possible to a girl that you will not be friends under any circumstances. You can explain that she is too attractive or you can be blunt and say you don't want to bend your "friends" over a table and fuck them, but would rather play poker and go to the races with them, thus disqualifying her from friendship. As long as you are clear. This may scare a girl away. But if it does what would you want with such a skittish little twit anyway?

Simply priceless :proud:

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