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Postby J@3 on Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:56 am

Besides the hamster bit (LankyMan, seriously :?)... that is almost word for word from a conversation I had with some girl on my MSN list.
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Postby Jackal on Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:07 am

I find that hard to believe, very hard to believe.

Chick: I don't want to live...

Jae: Ok... that's not good

That just doesn't sound like something like you would say. If you put a Jae says: I suggest you hump a sheep & then proceed to jump off a sky scraper, I'd believe it. Since you didn't, I won't.
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Postby j.23 on Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:17 am

Jae™ wrote:Urgh nah you don't want girls with personality. Once they begin to trust you, this is what happens:

Hey!
Hey, how's it goin
Um... yeah... you?
I'm alright, what's wrong?
Well now that you ask... I went over (insert generic guys name)'s house the other night and he was there with 6 of his friends. Anyways they just all wanted to sleep with me which I DIDNT want to do but I did it anyway. Then I came back home and found out my hamster got hit by a tractor while it was out for a walk, then I got called by (insert friends name) who said she just slept with the same guy I did. And I thought it was going to be a long term thing between us. I've been crying all afternoon and I feel like I don't want to live...
Ok... that's not good
You're annoyed aren't you? I always do this. Every guy I talk to. I just annoy them and I have NO idea how but it still happens and then I cry some more because I'm such a loser and my life is worthless. I'm going to kill myself, that's what I'm going to do. Ok I'm going to do it right now..... NOW..... well I just wanna say that it's been nice talking to you and you're such a nice guy because you listen. Will you go out with me?



argh welcome to the club :shock:
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Postby NNpF on Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:42 am

LankyMan wrote:
Then I came back home and found out my hamster got hit by a tractor

WTF? How the hell can a hamster gat hit by a tractor???


Are you saying it's impossible?

Let me explain, the hamster, frustrated with being in it's cage for so long and never being fed, decides to try to break out of his cage. To his surprise, the cage is already open. So the hamster climbs out of the cage and scurries his tiny little feet out of his masters room. But now there is an obstacle, the stairs! But seeing as this little guy is a smart little hamster, he turns around and uses his sharp little claws to carefully climb down all the stairs. He made it!

But now he hears some footsteps so he runs as fast as he can and hides under the couch and waits for the sound of the footsteps to fade. He takes a peek from under the couch and sees the patio door open, he checks if the coast is clear and runs out onto the patio. He made it! He's free! So the little guy runs out of the house and tries to run across the street, but BAM!

He tripped and hit his head. After a couple hours of searching for food he finds nothing, and he is sad because it is getting cold and he has no one to keep him warm. So he runs back home and sees the whole family crying. He climbs up the littlest ones leg and everyone is happy. They put him back in his cage and fed him all the lettuce they could find.

And then a tractor drove through the wall and ran him over.
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Postby Wormy10 on Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:59 am

Jae™ wrote:Then I came back home and found out my hamster got hit by a tractor while it was out for a walk

:lol: Priceless :applaud:
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Postby ATTENTIONWHORE on Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:00 am

Nice. Aah yes. What else PO's me is these people who follow me wherever I post and posting EVERY GOD DAMN TIME everything I am doing wrong and telling me as well as telling me everything I do is loser-esque. Bah. Sputter. Spit.
:idea: WARNING: RANDOM COMMENT :twisted: : Is there anything on TV tonight???
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Postby Jackal on Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:02 am

I also despise attention whores. I don't know why, just do.

No reason for posting that, just wanted to. :)



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Postby NNpF on Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:08 am

LankyMan wrote:Nice. Aah yes. What else PO's me is these people who follow me wherever I post and posting EVERY GOD DAMN TIME everything I am doing wrong and telling me as well as telling me everything I do is loser-esque. Bah. Sputter. Spit.
:idea: WARNING: RANDOM COMMENT :twisted: : Is there anything on TV tonight???


Proper grammar will get you far! :lol:
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Postby Riot on Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:33 am

-|NN|-[pF]- wrote:
LankyMan wrote:
Then I came back home and found out my hamster got hit by a tractor

WTF? How the hell can a hamster gat hit by a tractor???


Are you saying it's impossible?

Let me explain, the hamster, frustrated with being in it's cage for so long and never being fed, decides to try to break out of his cage. To his surprise, the cage is already open. So the hamster climbs out of the cage and scurries his tiny little feet out of his masters room. But now there is an obstacle, the stairs! But seeing as this little guy is a smart little hamster, he turns around and uses his sharp little claws to carefully climb down all the stairs. He made it!

But now he hears some footsteps so he runs as fast as he can and hides under the couch and waits for the sound of the footsteps to fade. He takes a peek from under the couch and sees the patio door open, he checks if the coast is clear and runs out onto the patio. He made it! He's free! So the little guy runs out of the house and tries to run across the street, but BAM!

He tripped and hit his head. After a couple hours of searching for food he finds nothing, and he is sad because it is getting cold and he has no one to keep him warm. So he runs back home and sees the whole family crying. He climbs up the littlest ones leg and everyone is happy. They put him back in his cage and fed him all the lettuce they could find.

And then a tractor drove through the wall and ran him over.


:lol: Great story man
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Postby Nick on Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:54 am

(Y):lol:

I like the tractor part. :cool:
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Postby J@3 on Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:39 pm

Jackal wrote:I find that hard to believe, very hard to believe.

Chick: I don't want to live...

Jae: Ok... that's not good

That just doesn't sound like something like you would say. If you put a Jae says: I suggest you hump a sheep & then proceed to jump off a sky scraper, I'd believe it. Since you didn't, I won't.


I'm not entirely heartless. There's about 4.3% of me that has a more pleasant side, I save it for girls pretty much though.
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Postby Matt on Thu Nov 11, 2004 2:01 am

haha, i'm gonna add to this list after i finish up with uni exams....got another one tmorrow, gotta study :x
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