. The American, which looked about as American as a spring roll, was in his mid 30's and worked for a software company. This is the fucking Olympics, it's supposed to be the most elite sportsmen and women competing at the highest level for a gold medal and what do we get? Some Austredish bloke trapped in the 70's and an Ameriasian who works for a fucking software company.
I read somewhere on the internet about the amount of condoms the athletes use in the course of the games, and I can guarantee you none of the condom usage was by fucking geeky little ping pong players.
On another note I also had to watch mens gymnastics, and I feel about 10% more gay than I was 2 hours ago
Side Note: I say I had to watch these things, that's because my dodgy tv only picks up the two Olympic channels over here.
