RAP WARNING
NDC057-065-102215-
BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
RAP WARNING
NATIONAL MUSIC SERVICE [YOUR TOWN HERE]
4:31 PM MDT SAT JUL 10 2004
THE NATIONAL MUSIC SERVICE IN YOUR HOOD HAS ISSUED A RAP
WARNING FOR...
ALL NLSC FORUMS
* UNTIL 5:00 PM MDT(5:15 PM CDT)
* AT 4:30 PM MDT(408 PM CDT)...RIAA BEAT RADAR
INDICATED A PHAT AZZ BEAT 10 MILES SOUTH OF JAE...OR ABOUT
50 MILES NORTHWEST OF SLAM HARDER...MOVING NORTH AT 10 BPM.
* THE RAP WILL BE NEAR...
GLOVEGUY AROUND 3:40 PM MDT
LANKYMAN AROUND 400 PM MDT
RAP SONGS PRODUCE WORDS IN EXCESS OF 50 BPM...
ANNOYANCES...DEADLY DANCING...AND VERY BAD LYRICS. FOR YOUR
PROTECTION MOVE TO AN INTERIOR ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR OF YOUR HOME OR BUSINESS.
Thank You. I Don't Like Rap.
