Hey everyone, it's Channel Orange! I'M FUCKING BORED.

Frank Ocean wrote:"When you're happy, you enjoy the music. But when you're sad, you understand the lyrics."
Spot on nigga.
Channel Orange is the official (although I think
Nostalgia, Ultra. was) debut album of Frank Ocean. I listened to the
Lonny Breaux Collection (about 15-25 songs), an album that would loosely remind you of
Magnetic Fields' "69 Love Songs", and I couldn't help but think, "Could Frank actually make another album that has more quality than these songs?" (Star tracks from that mixtape were
Bedtime Story, Hardest Thing, No Love). Frankie also informally released some great tracks (
Thinkin' Bout You, White).
The answer to that was the epic Channel Orange.
Start - this opener will deceive you into thinking that you're in Nostalgia, Ultra. Love the PSX intro. (3.8/5)
Thinkin Bout You - the song that skyrocketed Frank's fame. Just when you thought that he was just going to re-release the song, he added strings and some backing vocals at the bridge. I don't even care if it's just a cover, he wrote it. (4.7/5)
Fertilizer -
James Fauntleroy, anyone? A great sample, with added autotune effects. Made me re-love that song. (4.6/5) -
because skitSierra Leone - NOW, Channel Orange has started. This song beats any song in the Lonny Breaux Collection, and the vocals are just going from trippy to majestic. The bass is groovy too. Though not my favorite song on the album, (4.1/5)
Sweet Life -
"The best song wasn't the single". Damn right. This Neptunes-produced track is a sweet blend of elevator muzak and silent-storm vocals from Frank. I don't know why i have less love for this song (3.7/5)
Not Just Money - this skit might seem off and unappealing, but it sets the tone for the first half of the album (love in the midst of greed). This track is a downer, for sure - (3.4/5)
Super Rich Kids - this is the type of song that makes die-hard OF fans scream
"FREE EARL!" even though he already is back. It probably makes even 2DopeBoyz cry

This song is the perfect song to continue Not Just Money and you have got to love Frank and Earl's lyricism. His interpolation of
"Real Love" is a perfect way to end the song and the piano sounds like
"Bennie and the Jets". (4.8/5)
Pilot Jones - another Frank Ocean masterpiece on trying to work out impossible, troubled relationships. The vocal arrangements sound original and the instruments go as far as
RZA to even
Roxy Music. The lyrics are tight too. (4.6/5)
Crack Rock- OH HEY THERE!

Crack Rock is the aftermath of Pilot Jones. A simple, epic, song that may be the standard of a Channel Orange track. The beats sound like its from
Jay-z's American Gangster (4.1/5)
Pyramids - the album's "centerpiece". This 10-minute song would make you realize why Frank Ocean is just way ahead of today's cliche pop fuck-ups like Usher, Jason DeRulo, Ne-Yo, Chris Brown, Taio Cruz, etc, etc, meh. This song is a catchy pop-song with blasting drums and keyboards. It also has that seemingly-annoying "Oh-Oh-OOOHs" that most pop songs have. The only difference is, this song has such depth in lyrics and makes you use your mind in imagining what's going on. It makes you even excited at times. No bias, dude. This track ends with a trippy instrumental similar to
Kanye West's Runaway (4.8/5)
Lost - this song is fresh. as fresh as a cold shower (Lost) coming off steamy sex (Pyramids). really deeply fresh with fruity loops. The chorus will make you dance the way Pitbull and J-Lo do except this song doesn't force you to. the hook is fierce too. (4.6/5)
White - i was slightly interested with this song when i saw this featured
John Mayer. it kinda disappointed when there was no John Mayer vocals, not even Franks'. but putting that thought aside, White is a loose instrumental cover of "White", and its laid-back, and groovy. Nice choice of featuring John for the guitar. (3.7/5) -
the original White was WAAAAAAAAAY betterMonks - THE most underrated track of Channel Orange. in my opinion has the best lyrical content, and, this song's structure could even be compared to an oppsite version of
Radiohead's All I Need. I mean, who could ever think of picturing out peaceful monks in a violent mosh and make it seem so... Magnificent? The love story is cinematic too. Like a scene from CSI (4.9/5)
Bad Religion - this is where the emotion in this album reaches its peak. the opening part would remind you of a scene from
Taxi Driver, and the falsetto is crazy awesome. Even better than Thinking bout You. The album was definitely worth the wait. (4.7/5)
Pink Matter - THE BEST track of Channel Orange. if "Super Rich Kids" best feature was its lyricism, this song's forte is its soul. You get a nostalgic Frank Ocean, and an alpha-male like Andre 3000 (just as intellectually awesome as his verse on
Deuces (Remix)), you get excellence. The passion of Bad Religion carried on here, and the outro (before Andre 3000's last verse) is a glorious drunkard's anthem. Andre 3000 just makes a powerful entourage to the song, and the way he ends it is remarkable. (5/5)
G.O.A.TForrest Gump - almost there. this song is just so atmospheric, so vibrant. Frank Ocean takes you to the world of Forrest Gump with its cinematic theme. a song so innocent, decent, anthemic. (4.9/5)
End - the End. (the formal end, at least) although it didn't have that 10+minute end to an album like some great ones, this track is quite fitting, adding sex sounds, sampling
"Voodoo", car sounds. and that trademark cassette sound Frank regularly has to end some songs. Bittersweet End. (3.7/5)
Bonus Song:
Golden Girl - what OFWGKTA album is complete without Tyler? None. this song is fruitier than Lost which brings out wonder because Tyler was using his
"Wolf Haley" vocal. It makes you even get pumped up for his upcoming album,
"Wolf" How did the song work out so cheery despite those demonic vocals? No one knows. That's just how incredible Channel Orange is. Great way to close the album. (4.4/5)
OVERALL ---> 4.36/5 x 2
(because fuck you) = 8.72/10
Sounds about right. What do you think?
Next up is Fun's Some Nights
maybe next next week?