Dr3x_15 wrote:I love my new sig. BTW, it's not me

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sure it isnt
anyway, funny when i saw it, so i share, on second read not so much, but oh well. shoot me.
Types Of People You'd Meet In A Bathroom
Excitable: Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
Sociable: Joins friends in pissing, whether he has to or not.
Cross-eyed: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
Timid: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later.
Indifferent: If all urinals are being used, pisses in sink.
Clever: No hands, fixes tie, looks around, and pisses on floor.
Worried: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
Absent-minded: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
Childish: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal... likes to see it bubble.
Tough: Bangs penis on side of urinal to dry it.
Patient: Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand.
Efficient: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
Disgruntled: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
Conceited: Holds two-inch penis like a baseball bat.
Desperate: Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants.
Sneaky: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.