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Hi I am newbie need help

Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:39 pm

Hello to Everyone,
I like to watch movies,serial,read books and play games
very much.I have just discovered this forum and I am glad
I did! I hope to make some wonderful friends along the way.
I am new to this forum so please tell me in detail about it.

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:59 pm

The site was founded in 1984 by a group of unemployed former sex offenders. It was originally named the National Boys Association until it was closed down in 1992 by the police. It was taken over and renamed the NBA Live Series Center for no real reason and has been run as an underground import/export business for Filipino pornography. It's run by Lean, who is from there and acts as a middle-man between the police and perverts who pay a $5 subscription to join this site.

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:27 pm

:lol:

Classic. Cant wait til Lean sees this. :lol:

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:47 pm

Jae wrote:The site was founded in 1984 by a group of unemployed former sex offenders. It was originally named the National Boys Association until it was closed down in 1992 by the police. It was taken over and renamed the NBA Live Series Center for no real reason and has been run as an underground import/export business for Filipino pornography. It's run by Lean, who is from there and acts as a middle-man between the police and perverts who pay a $5 subscription to join this site.


Oh My God,This is Funny. :lol: :lol:

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:53 pm

:x Damn you Jae, you exposed me big time.

You can view the sub-forum of that if you pay $5. All you need to do is pay using your PayPal account.

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:02 pm

Jae wrote:The site was founded in 1984 by a group of unemployed former sex offenders. It was originally named the National Boys Association until it was closed down in 1992 by the police. It was taken over and renamed the NBA Live Series Center for no real reason and has been run as an underground import/export business for Filipino pornography. It's run by Lean, who is from there and acts as a middle-man between the police and perverts who pay a $5 subscription to join this site.


This is why I love being a Filipino :lol:

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:00 pm

I didn't know Lean has some other business here other than patching.

Why Lean why?

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:49 am

I had to do it... Economic pressures.

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:14 am

So if I pay $5 will I be able to view that sub-forum? :mrgreen: Guide me to light Lean, show me how to pay. :mrgreen:

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:13 am

Instant Hardwood Classics.

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:15 am

Can I use my American Express Platinum God card? :P

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:18 am

Thierry. wrote:God card? :P


:o
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:57 am

This Thread is becoming even more funnier. :lol:

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:14 pm

Lean wrote::x Damn you Jae, you exposed me big time.

You can view the sub-forum of that if you pay $5. All you need to do is pay using your PayPal account.


Can you get to the subforums if you're underage?

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:16 pm

If God card can be use then can I borrow yours Thierry please :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :cheeky:

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:01 pm

Oskar wrote:
Lean wrote::x Damn you Jae, you exposed me big time.

You can view the sub-forum of that if you pay $5. All you need to do is pay using your PayPal account.


Can you get to the subforums if you're underage?


It's possible but for a bigger fee - $8.99 and only if you're using the God card. Lean can't take such a risk to reveal his Filipino porn business scheme for free, unless you prove you're worthy to get to the sub-forum and you're not being paid by one of his biggest rivals - MikeDwyane.

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:51 am

MikeDwyane ships men.

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:47 am

Hahahahahahahahaha. Good one, JAE. :lol:

I don't get what kind of help this poster is seeking here... but glad he made this thread. :cheeky:

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:15 am

At the risk of sounding unfriendly and unwelcoming, we could be dealing with a spambot or paid spammer here. Feel free to prove me wrong, michejohnson.

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:15 am

http://www.google.com/search?client=saf ... 8&oe=UTF-8

the username's registered of several forums, 0-2 posts each. so, i guess, it's a bot.
sorry Lean, no $5 for you.. :D

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:39 pm

Nevermind, Lean can still make some bucks on other forums. :cheeky:

Re: Hi I am newbie need help

Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:55 pm

Ah well, we all had a bit of a chuckle. I'll lock this up since we've already got a "hello" thread that's become a wonderful cavalcade of randomness.
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