Your first time....

This thread is basically to speak about your first time doing significant things and what you remember about them. Could be your first time doing anything, but it has to be about the first time doing anything. I'll obviously start off.

-First time I had sex. I was 16 years old, to be more exact it was my 16th birthday. It was with my girlfriend at the time of 8 months on her fouton. Didn't last more then 2 minutes but I still applaud myself.

-First time I drank alcohol. I was about 14-15 and my friend used to take his mom's liquor and fill it up with water. So we drank a few shots of vodka and played nba 2k5 I believe till about 5 a.m.. Some of the most fun I ever had in my life.

- First time I smoked weed. I was 17 at the time I did this, and I was walking around with some friends and we went into a parking lot and they started smoking. The blunt got to me and the rest is history. I remember getting home and having the best sleep of my life.

- First time I loved. Maybe I was to young to love, but it was with my girlfriend of 3 years during high school. I don't know what I felt now, but to this day I miss her.

- First time I grabbed rim. I was playing a pick-up game in basketball back in my atheletic prime and went up to block a shot. While I blocked this shot I noticed that my hand hit the rim and it hurt pretty bad. I don't know if the rim was a legit 10' feet though, but I was super excited.

I'm just going to steal yours.

Sex: 16 years old, very very drunk in a park with a girl I'd seen two times prior. First time I met her she acted like she'd known me for ages, so maybe I met her once before and forgot. She was hot though.
Alcohol: I drank it very very early but the first time I got really trashed was when I was 14. Had beer, scotch, schnapps and weed, threw up everywhere, nearly burned my friends house down and blacked out.
Weed: See above
Speed: Earlier this year. Woke up feeling amazing the next day, no hangover, had more energy than I knew what to do with.
Grabbed the rim: Doing a full-court lay-up drill with my individual coach when I was 15. He threw the pass too far and I had to lengthen my stride by heaps to try and catch upto the ball, I got to it about a foot inside the three point line, took two huge steps, went up for the lay-up and kinda kept going, so I turned my hand and dunked it. Was a great feeling.
First time music changed my life: My cousin gave me two cassette tapes when I was 5-6 years old, one was Pantera - Vulgar Display Of Power and the other And Justice For All by Metallica. As soon as I heard the Metallica one I started thinking differently about everything because I'd never heard anything like it.
First time I made a girl cry: My ex-ex was being a complete bitch to me when we were out once, I took it for about 45 minutes (constant nagging and insulting) then told her to go fuck herself and walked off. She cried like crazy, I felt so bad.
First fight: In grade 7. Some guy I was friends with suddenly turned into a cunt and wanted to fight me. My uncle said whatever you do, as soon as he comes near you just swing. Don't wait for him to hit you. So this kid walks towards me, I threw a giant haymaker at his massive head and dropped him like a bag of shit. I actually apologized when he was on the ground, was such a pussy until I was 14-15.

I'm just 14 and saying it because.. you know what I mean, haha.

Alcohol: I used to drink from time to time during the summer when I was even younger, 11-12 or so, I'd guess. If not even younger (mainly because I hung around my older cousin and sister and others from their age). That's when I was really kind a drunk once, aswell, but I haven't drank anything for about 3 years now.
Smoke: I was 6, stole a couple packs from my pops with my neighbour and did so for a few weeks until' my sister ratter me out, thank god. I hate smokeing now aswell.
Grabbed the rim: I barely can jump to the rim, I mean, seriously, I'm 179 cms tall, that's like what, 5'8" or something along these lines, and I can't get to the rim. Only once, I was really warmed up in the middle of the practice, lost the pickup game and was heated up, so I just went up strong and even then, I BARELY touched the rim with the top of my finger, that's my vertical leap, a freaking elephant can jump higher.
First fight: I believe it was in 5th grade or something, it was really quite a pussy thing from both sides. The other guy (btw, he's one of my best friends now, haha) had somewhat 'bullied' me for a bit, more like mocked or so without even knowing he's doing it, but he really pissed me off. So I asked my parents if they were fine if I fought him back (I prefer not fighting personally, unless it's necessary), and they were more fine with that than I was, my dad went like "Yeah, kick his ass, he'll never come back at you" or something like this. Well, the next time he went along with this bullying/mocking thing, I turned around and swinged a couple times. It was in the music class and he started running around, I caught up and kept kicking him from behind, soon let go because he was crying on the ground. I kept staring at him from a couple meters away, as he was crying on the ground and taking his shoes off, I asked if he needed the shoes to be tied, he didn't say anything, but took the shoes off and threw them at me like someone threw his at Bush. Then the music teacher came in and we had to talk to our teacher, I was really afraid.
First time I made a girl cry: Last year I believe, if not earlier to someone, who knows really, lol.

First time I beat up someone, I ended up breaking his nose and runnning away after that because he was twice my age and size.

First sex was with the girl with the biggest titties in highschool. She was my girlfriend for a year after and I fucked that poor girl so much she could barely walk most of the time. Good memories. The first time was real sweet and romantic though.

First time I put it up a girl's but was by accident and she did not appreciate the gesture.

I've never made a girl cry other than them missing me so much.

First time I experienced being loved was by our dog. God, my family is dysfunctional. I should write a sitcom.

The problem is that you're in need of attention. Even resorting to calling your homelife dysfunctional. It's because your life in reality is not very happening and thus you resort to either belittling yourself or making stories up to make life seem more interesting than it really is.

This usually occurs when parents tend to neglect their children. I'm sure both your parents work or one of them is dead. The other being the breadwinner, couldn't manage to provide the time for a stable upbringing which is why you out your vivid fantasies on the internets.

I'm proud of you. I encourage you to keep doing this, it'll help you heal or it'll make you weirder than you already are. Either way, we embrace you for who you are.

Be strong kid, the worlds been tough on you so far but the sun is shining over the hill...you'll get there.

You. Will. Get. There.

Breathe...

On-topic:

First fight was first day of high school, I got ice-cream thrown at me so I threw back the water I had in my hands. This lead to a scuffle and got me suspended on the first day. The then principle didn't like my sister either so it just carried over.

First time sex was when I was 15...it actually happened as a "bet", the girl in question wasn't very good at pool and suggested we could kiss if she didn't pocket a certain ball. I was happy to let her pocket another ball. And likewise Doobie, didn't last too long either. But that's not what was important, the excitement was.

I've never tried weed.

Alcohol: Hmm, I couldn't remember if I wanted to. I think around 15 too...I stopped drinking at around 18 though. I don't drink anymore, I don't like the feeling of losing all control...which is the feeling I get once I'm intoxicated.

First time I made a girl cry: When I was a kid, I stole a girls helium baloon...those things were fucking cool and at the time the girl was picked on by me and my best friend, she used to suck her thumb so she was stoopid.

First time I made a girl cry: When I was a kid, I stole a girls helium baloon...those things were fucking cool and at the time the girl was picked on by me and my best friend, she used to suck her thumb so she was stoopid.

Sex: Freshman year in my dorm room with a girl i'd been dating for a grand total of 3 days. Turned immideately into the worst relationship i think i've ever been in (drugs, cheating, and all around emotionally unstable...great combo). She wasnt even hot. Dammit all. I wish there was a different girl in this story...but sometimes, you take what you can get at the time.

Alcohol: Other than sips of my dad's beer when i was a kid, I went to my best friends house in late junior year of high school. He made me a white russian. I've hated kahlua since. Then he made me a rum and coke...and history was made.

Weed: College with a good friend of mine. He called me up, asked if i wanted to get high, i said sure. Nothing more to the story: sat around listening to wu tang passing around the bowl. Was the coolest pipe i've seen, it was like a revolver with 6 chambers you could fill to do less reloading.

Smoked a cigarette: was out with some friends as my grandpa was dying in hospital trying to drown my thoughts in the bottle. Someone had left an almost full pack of cigs. We figured why the fuck not and proceeded to smoke the whole damn thing that night. Nowadays i smoke about 2 cigs a year. Usually while super hammered.

Fight: Middle school, some guy shoved me out of my chair (I probably deserved it), I flipped out and started punching him in the leg. Friend broke us up pretty quick though.

basketball milestone: made my first 10 foot basket when i was 13 then made my first 3 pt shot around 16 or 17. Quarter Court shot in junior year of college. Thats about all i got.

First video game (that i remember): Xmas 3 years old. I was given a NES with super mario bros/duck hunt. I used to move the controller in the air when i made mario jump because i thought it helped (figures 20 years later on wii you have to do just that).

Made a girl cry: middle school my first g/f, we broke up it was nasty and she went nuts (the bitch went nuts as ben folds would sing), i sent her a few song lyrics to the extent off Fuck off and die. 10 years later she still hasnt forgiven that.

Music Changed my life: 12 years old-Offspring Americana. like Jae said...i had never heard anything like it (my parents only listened to soft or classic rock) and it changed my view on practically everything.

Movie Changed my Life: the godfather in high school. 'nuff said