Man, it starts here in an hour, and I'm not going to be there

I can't be bothered, plus I have that exam.
I went to play some pick up ball the other day at the sports and aquatic centre, and this dude comes up to us and asks to play king of the court. He plays one of my friends first, and beats him, and does it doing all this fancy shit, ie: bouncing the ball off the defenders foot, rolling it off his shoulder, going through the defenders leg, passing the ball to himself off the glass, etc. So I'm thinking "This guy's trying to make us look like fools, or disrespect us or something"... so I go on to get the next game, and he's fooling me left right and centre, making me look like an ass. But he's not playing any defence either, just backing off me, and slaping at the ball once in a while when I take it in. I win 13-11 or something like that, and I'm thinking "this guy just let me win". Anyhoo... after talking to him for a while, turns out he was representing Victoria in the 3 on 3 contest, and he was just working on some moves for the games today, and not actually trying to embarrass us for the heck of it. Also turns out he played 4 years of college ball in the states and plays ABA here. Would have been fun if he played me one on one seriously. He probably would have beaten me 13-0!

Dude turned out to be a real nice guy. Would be interesting to see him in the 3 on 3, as well as the and 1 ballers, but oh well, doesn't sound that good anyway as you've said Matt...