Lonely? Genetic jackhammer a picnic table

Looks like this guy took American Pie 1 too seriously... "feels like a picnic table" will probably soon be parodied in the next brainless teen comedy flick.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=MbY0j02cNqY

Article link:

http://www.ksdk.com/news/watercooler/hot_topics_article.aspx?storyid=143167

Ohio Man Arrested for Having Sex with Picnic Table
Created: 3/28/2008 2:10:01 PM
Last updated: 3/28/2008 2:17:44 PM

(NBC) -- An Ohio man is charged with four counts of public indecency after he admitted to having sex with his patio picnic table.

Authorities in Huron County, Ohio say 40-year-old Art Price Junior confessed to repeatedly having sex with the table between January and March of this year.
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Police in Bellevue, Ohio were tipped off, after someone anonymously taped one of the incidents then gave the recording to police.

According to police, Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table both inside and outside his home.

He is free on a $20,000 bond.

The fact that he apparently has 3 young kids and lives near an elementary school is even more disturbing...

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Uhm I mean what a pervert. Shit.

He'd make a killing if he sold the picnic table on eBay.

But that money will just go to his bail bond.