Ownage? No, complete & utter internet destruction...

http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=98489

Seriously, read this thread from start to finish... it's long (30+ pages) but it's worth it. I've never seen anyone get killed like this on the internet before, I used to think I was clever looking up IP's and finding duplicate accounts etc but I'm nothing compared to these guys. All hail.

For those of you too lazy to read and want to miss 90% of the hilarity...

This guy who posts there (his name is Nick) seems to piss people off alot, bragging about his car, how rich he is, where he lives etc. The guy was originally spamming some poker site, it turns out the site he was spamming was actually registered to him. Someone did a search on his name and found his address/phone number etc, then followed it up by discovering that the guy (Nick) is actually a convicted sex offender. They then figure out that he doesn't live where he said he did, he either lives at another address that they discovered, or he lives at home with his mother... who he listed as a "relative".

So anyway this guy constantly denies he's the one they have found, even though they found mug-shots and stuff he still says it isn't him, it's a different guy, his name is Nick not Nicholas (lol) until someone discovers his MySpace and posts pictures of him, which show that he is clearly the guy in the mugshot from the sexual offenders website. Someone also chimes in having looked at his insurance details from the car he says he owns outright (some $60,000 car) and it turns out while he does own the car, he is actually paying it off... not owning it outright. They found the details on the car he is constantly bragging about owning by entering the name/address of the person he claims is not him anyway I'm only about half way through it, but you get the jist

lol...wtf? Wow, I'm still on the first page, but wow...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6dtZrywNS9o

Read the whole damn thing, that's insane. I don't really know what else to say. Talk about the tables turning BIG TIME.

Statute: VIRGINIA STATUTE 18.2-63
Literal: CARNAL KNOWLEDGE OF CHILD 13 - 15 YEARS OLD
Age Of Victim: 15

There's no way I'd date immature narcissistic bitches no matter how alluring they are.

I can't believe I waded through all those threads, but shit, the guy got one huge public humiliation. The internet can be one cruel place

Well, can't say they didn't have it in for them. How long did it take you guys to read the whole thing?

It took me ages, there's like 10 pages full of stupid "OMG we're watching!!" posts... but then there'll be something else good, like the guy who worked on his car or "Kim"'s MySpace or the stuff about the guy punching him in the balls

Rofl, the first page fucks him up.

The thread you linked NEEDS to be saved somehow just in case it gets deleted or editted in anyway before I finish reading this. I just finished reading the first page and it's already pretty funny , though it's getting late and I'm gonna sleep. Hope it's still there and uneditted tomorrow

Wow! This is a big time ownage!

Edit: Also, that was the longest thread I've seen in my life.

But if you eliminate the

"OMG we're watching!!" posts

it's not that long. The final pages, 30-38, is basically those kind of posts.

The fact that he didn't just walk away after the revelations of the first page as they continued to give him more and more rope boggles the mind, but it did make for an entertaining read. Good stuff.

Not mind boggling, some people are just stupid.
Like dwyane/converse.

Amazing.

I've read to page 15. The part where they find out about his true identity is hilarious and were he denies that it isn't him is also pretty funny.

I'm also shocked how many coverage it got. There are literally new posts every minute.

Thanks for sharing.

Yes, Mofo, it's still there.

6 more pages since I went to sleep? Fuck this.

EDIT: The way that guy edits his first posts...reminds me of someone familiar, doesn't it?

Last edited by JT_55 on Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:31 am, edited 1 time in total.

LMAO, the last page (Bottom of pg 46 and quoted on 47)has a letter to the vice president of the USA, Dick Cheney, with an automated response.

Wow, it reached 40+ pages now.
It just keeps getting bigger and bigger.

Wow i feel sorry for him.

For being such a douche.

He was obviously home-schooled. He probably lived with his parents all his life and never grew up until one day he got too old to have girlfriends of his mental age.

What a dickhead.

thats crazy, i managed to read the whole thing and the length them guys to is mad, maybe even scary

that's hilarious.

Hehe, what a fucking douche