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Tickle IQ Test

Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:43 pm

Has anyone tried this before (Tickle IQ Test)? A great way to boost your ego :proud:.

Congratulations, Rok!
Your IQ score is 357

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is the Ultimate Motherfucker. This means you are the second smartest thing on the world (you are beaten only by an early 20th century toilet seat, hidden somewhere in Peru) and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways (crippling children with your mind, getting Gisele Bundchen to give you suckie suckie). You know guys like Plato, Einstein and Steve Buscemi? They got absolutely nothing on you. They are your absolute bitches for the rest of the eternety. Once you die, you'll replace God. Hell, you'll replace God, Devil and whichever retard is going to run the White House. Fo' sho'. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.
Last edited by Fenix on Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:07 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:33 pm

Congratulations, Brian!
Your IQ score is 131

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills — which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Bill Gates. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.


Decent I guess. I got 142 on the one offered at school, but they're in the same ballpark.

Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:43 pm

HA! Mine is bigger than yours! This is more fun than comparing dick sizes!

Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:51 pm

Congratulations, Sam!
Your IQ score is 144

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.


Yay!!! :lol:

And they call this a test :roll:

Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:14 am

Congratulations, Rok!
Your IQ score is 357

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is the Ultimate Motherfucker. This means you are the second smartest thing on the world (you are beaten only by an early 20th century toilet seat, hidden somewhere in Peru) and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways (crippling children with your mind, getting Gisele Bundchen to give you suckie suckie). You know guys like Plato, Einstein and Steve Buscemi? They got absolutely nothing on you. They are your absolute bitches for the rest of the eternety. Once you die, you'll replace God. Hell, you'll replace God, Devil and whichever retard is going to run the White House. Fo' sho'. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.

Last edited by Fenix on Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:07 pm; edited 1 time in total

:eh:
Fenix wrote:HA! Mine is bigger than yours! This is more fun than comparing dick sizes!

You can't have a bigger package so you just resorted to gloat about your IQ. Have fun with your huge IQ, "Tiny". :P

Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:29 am

Actually, if you look at the time, I changed it after Sam_21 posted it. Mine's still tehnically bigger than Axel's (139) :proud:. Show us yours, Mini.

Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:11 am

IQ means nothing.

Comparing GPA... that's what really counts :wink:

Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:52 am

^ Way to go school boy. GPA is what really counts in the real world. :roll:
Fenix wrote:Mine's still tehnically bigger than Axel's (139) . Show us yours, Mini.

I would like to gloat but you'll probably piss your pants (or panties) if I told you.
crippling children with your mind

Why would you want to cripple children? Penis envy? :P
Plato, Einstein and Steve Buscemi

How did he get in there? Is he a genius of sorts? I really don't know, care to enlighten me, Fenix?

Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:52 am

Joey Jojo wrote:
Congratulations, Rok!
Your IQ score is 357

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.


Your Intellectual Type is the Ultimate Motherfucker. This means you are the second smartest thing on the world (you are beaten only by an early 20th century toilet seat, hidden somewhere in Peru) and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways (crippling children with your mind, getting Gisele Bundchen to give you suckie suckie). You know guys like Plato, Einstein and Steve Buscemi? They got absolutely nothing on you. They are your absolute bitches for the rest of the eternety. Once you die, you'll replace God. Hell, you'll replace God, Devil and whichever retard is going to run the White House. Fo' sho'. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.

Last edited by Fenix on Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:07 pm; edited 1 time in total

:eh:
Fenix wrote:HA! Mine is bigger than yours! This is more fun than comparing dick sizes!

You can't have a bigger package so you just resorted to gloat about your IQ. Have fun with your huge IQ, "Tiny". :P


lol another post from you that talks about homosexuality?

Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:01 pm

Joey Jojo wrote:^ Way to go school boy. GPA is what really counts in the real world. :roll:


It was a joke, lighten up. You of all people... :lol:

Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:03 pm

Damn Axel, I just said my opinion but not that serious to go hating on you. Why do most people take the rolling eyes emoticon seriously. :lol:

desperate Almighty wrote:lol another post from you that talks about homosexuality?

Great, you can't think of a better comeback that's why you go to another thread just to hopelessly prove your point.
If you just read the complete thread, it was Fenix that 1st mentioned about "dick sizes" like you did with "sex" phrases in that other thread. (No Fenix, I'm not involving you in this, just as an example and to prove my point so that this Almighty will understand).

Bringing an argument from one thread to another, how desperate can you get Almighty?

Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:20 pm

I think its funny that you have to make some sort of homo comment whenever someone mentions dick size or sex.

Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:30 pm

Joey jojo wrote:Why do most people take the rolling eyes emoticon seriously.


I don't know... why do you use it then if your're not being serious? Sorry for the miscommunication, I guess I'm just taking everything as hostile with all the bitching going on here lately

Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:45 pm

^ My bad, I didn't know sarcasm has always to be serious. I suck at sarcasm.
The Almighty wrote:I think its funny that you have to make some sort of homo comment whenever someone mentions dick size or sex.
Well, with Fenix it's a different case. Most of the forum members have been on his case for a long time. :P (Sorry Fenix)

As for you, I guess I was just irritated by that post of having basketball phrases and sex related together (especially gross when you used Dick Vitale as your topic), which might result in the NLSC having some guy post something in the future like "that player just tapped his teammates' ass! I wonder if he does it like that in bed" and other similar shite.

I'm not here to hound you around the forums or anything, I might hate you on another thread but agree with you on another. It's about opinions and your entitled to your own as long as you can back-it up as to why.

(Although Fenix might disagree with what I just said. Fenix is an easy target for a burn/joke.)

Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:16 pm

Am i a retard or what, i can't even figure out how to take the fucking test. :lol: A page loaded, i put in my details, got an email, then nothing happens. Oh well, fuck your fucking tests. Tickle can tickle my balls.

How the hell did you get 300 and something VK? Haha.

Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:18 pm

Nick wrote:How the hell did you get 300 and something VK?

edited by Fenix on Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:07 pm; edited 1 time in total

Fenix wrote:if you look at the time, I changed it after Sam_21 posted it. Mine's still tehnically bigger than Axel's (139) :proud:

Nick wrote:Am i a retard or what

I'm controlling myself from answering your query. :P

Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:15 pm

Gawd. :oops: I am the dumbest person currently in this bedroom.

Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:20 am

Or are you ;)

Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:28 am

Am i a retard or what, i can't even figure out how to take the fucking test.

Haha, you retard...wait, I can't take the damn test either :cry:

Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:20 am

Congratulations, MetalHead
Your IQ score is 99999999.999 repeating!

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your intelectual type is egotistical motherfucker! You cant stand not showing how superior you are! If you can get your head out of your ass (which you wont) you'll see that no one cares about how smart you are from a Tickle-my-ass test! (which it is)

Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:03 pm

Which test is this?

Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:00 pm

The The Classic IQ Test :shock: :P
Damn it's 8 pages long... :x Be right back.

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Shet, 133.
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