Riot's 6,000 post ROAST

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Who is ready to burn Riot to the floor? I know there are quite a few people lined up to take some shots right now. This post/roast is in honor my 6,000th post milestone (golf clap). I just wanted to say that I've had a lot of fun on these forums even though I think I've been called everything from an inbred hick to a racist to a fuckwit (Jackal ). It's been a lot of fun and I get a chuckle out of them.

I'm going to do some quick shoutouts and then we'll get to what the show is really about: tearing into Riot.

Andrew-Me and you don't really cross paths too much but when we do it tends to be my fault. You're a great admin and these forums wouldn't be the same without you.
Cyanide-This guy is my favorite canadian and I respect him a lot. He use to make a lot of intelligent posts but lately I think he has been missing. Where are you, Cy?
Benji-I had to throw you in here because you've been one of the few who have helped me in a debate.
Bang-Me and you have been in quite a few debates on these forums. You usually make great points and it makes the debate even better. Good work.
Jae-I really don't read too much of your posts because I don't read many forums on here. However, you usually are good for a funny comment. You've put a lot of work into these forums and we all appreciate it.
Jackal-I have to add Jackal by default because the guy has ripped me numerous times before. The great thing about his insults is that I have to go on google to find out what they mean. That just adds to the burn because it usually wastes 5 minutes of my life. Thanks.
Mafia-An ASSL brotha of mine who brought me to the forums. We had some good times at ASSL.
Dro-I still don't understand why you picked that name but whatever. ASSL was a lot of fun, wasn't it?
The Black Death-Were you the one who called me racist?
Matthew-I get you and Matt mixed up but you are a good poster who has helped me out a few times.
Fender-What the hell happened to this guy? He was a cool guy.
Fizy-Your man-love for Mercer is admirable. I salute you.

Yeah, I forgot a lot of people but that isn't the point of this thread. Lately there has been a lot of anger towards me and I feel like it's best if we have this thread where you can call me whatever you want. WHatever is on your mind about me you can say. If you see the thread starting to die or struggling to get going just spice things up by throwing out a quick insult. Just anything to get the ball rolling. Let's do this thing right. Make me laugh and make me cry, NLSC!

I want to see Andrew get in on this, too

well. congrats man. dont agree with all your posts. but there are a great # of them thata are very revelant.. wtf. hahah.

have fun in the army dude. report back man. make sure you can run a sub 5 mile when you get back lol

Congratulations you are a great man, and you deserve everyone of your posts because I can't find much spam out of you. You are a controversial mastermind and are always finding a way to start a conversation i respect that.

Congrats on the milestone dude.I know we don't cross much and don't debate together,but we had one or two debates.If there is some big news try is always Riot to report it.I really respect you,because you always defend someone for a reason.Like the cops,the USA army.Your custom title speaks for itself,you sure are The People's Champ on the forum .

Riot...you spend too much time on the computer. Go get laid.

P.S. Leandro Barbosa

Nice job Riot. keep up the great posting.

Pride as strong as yours is has to be admired, even if I disagree with almost every bit of it. You don't make hollow arguments with no basis, and for that I respect you.

Even if I do disagree with the basis of your arguments, at least you're not the kind of person (like so many are) who will just pick a cause that looks cool and follow it blindly without any intelligence. At least you're following it half-blindly with intelligence. Ooooh, dang.

That being said, fuck off you douchebag.



I didn't mean that, just wanted to spice it up.

Congrats Riot

Congratulations! Are you still jobless? Good luck with whatever stuff related to the War on Terror.

Congratulations! Are you still jobless? Good luck with whatever stuff related to the War on Terror.

Um no it looks like Toys R Us will be hiring me.

This thread isn't quite what I expected. Where is the guy who thinks I'm a racist and says he got a bunch of PMs thanking him for "exposing me for what I am"?

The Black Death-Were you the one who called me racist?

I wasn't the only one...

But honestly, what do you expect when you post something like "Mafia's a nigger."

The Black Death-Were you the one who called me racist?

I wasn't the only one...

But honestly, what do you expect when you post something like "Mafia's a nigger."

I expect a mature response.

Congrats on 6000. ...no flaming from me, isnt my style really.

You try hard to represent everything that is bad about USA (and that's a pretty wide target to cover), buy I respect that you always stand behind what you believe.

You try hard to represent everything that is bad about USA (and that's a pretty wide target to cover), buy I respect that you always stand behind what you believe.

I try to represent murder, rape and armed robbery?

This thread sucks.

Congrats on 6k, Riot4Pres.

You try hard to represent everything that is bad about USA (and that's a pretty wide target to cover), buy I respect that you always stand behind what you believe.

I try to represent murder, rape and armed robbery?

That's what's wrong with American society, I meant more of a "an American=state of mind" formula. You know, narcissism, egoism, lack of moral (or any kind of) depth, greed, faith in non-existing values, that sort of things.

The Black Death-Were you the one who called me racist?

I wasn't the only one...

But honestly, what do you expect when you post something like "Mafia's a nigger."

I expect a mature response.

Why would you expect a mature response in response to an immature phrase? This was my initial respons "(N) " I wasn't even gonna continue on with the thread until it ballooned over the next 24 hours into a racist joke thread and what not. What did you expect me to say?

6000. When you were around 600 I thought you were going to get banned for being an asshole. Well, I still think you'll get banned someday for being an asshole, but you're still a cool guy, who's great debating and trying to get everybody to think that KG will stay in Minny. Congrats, Riot

You try hard to represent everything that is bad about USA (and that's a pretty wide target to cover), buy I respect that you always stand behind what you believe.

I try to represent murder, rape and armed robbery?

That's what's wrong with American society, I meant more of a "an American=state of mind" formula. You know, narcissism, egoism, lack of moral (or any kind of) depth, greed, faith in non-existing values, that sort of things.

Well I have morals and I'm not greedy but thanks for stopping by.

FUCK MINNESOTTA T-WOLVES AND KG!!!!! Well congratz anywayz , even tho u hate the Nuggets

well done on the big 6000, you are a great member

Fizy-Your man-love for Mercer is admirable. I salute you.

thanks for that
i salute you back

The Black Death-Were you the one who called me racist?

I wasn't the only one...

But honestly, what do you expect when you post something like "Mafia's a nigger."

I expect a mature response.

that made me laugh, but probably shouldn't have.

Anyways you're the most inconsistant poster we have, as far as good posts/bad posts/wrong posts go. If KG is ever traded I'll open a suicide watch thread for you.

Well i would have expected a shoutout for an ASSL brother from another mother but instead i'll just insult you.

[insert insult here]

Congrats on your spamming.

Oh my god I forgot Nick! Oh well, we had fun in ASSL too and you know it. Good times, good times.