How NOT To Steal A SideKick

I've seen this on alot of forums and it's getting pretty popular so I thought I'd post this. Pretty much this guy's girlfriend left her phone in a taxi and so they called it and the people who have it didn't want to give it back so... the guy decieded to make it a big online thing embarassing these people and it's pretty funny and getting alot of hits.

http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/

A bunch of internet people wrote this rap about the whole thing.

"Here's how it's gonna go down. You might be street, but I'm a pasty
white hardcore computer nerd mutha****a who grew up in the ****in'
Crenshaw. That's right. Crenshaw and Olympic, Los Angeles,
Cali****ingfornia.

The whole internet is going to see this. Millions of people. Tens of millions.

And there a whole lot of crazy ass computer ****ers that just love
****ing with dishonest shithole trash people like you who don't have
the common decency to give back what aint yours.

Call it Robin Hood, or vigilantes or just call it a big bunch of
nerds. But they're watching you, now, and their watching the webpage
of the guy who keeps posting the pictures you're taking.

And they know how to do stuff. They could wreck your credit. They
could take away your house. They could make ambulances show up at your
door every hour of every day for weeks. They could have 1000 pizzas
delivered to your place and bill you for it. Every ****ing day. They
could make your phone never stop ringing. They could run up thousands
of dollars on your phone.

See, the sidekick sends those pics out automatically, and there's jack
[naughty word] you can do about it. It records your messages. It records your
IMs.

Really clever ones could even figure out how to turn that phone on and
use it like a microphone to listen in on your conversations wherever
you are with the phone. They could even turn on the E911 service and
track wherever you go via GPS.

You better hope you don't slang or smoke any weed or do anything
illegal or anything, because those crazy ass nerd mother****ers might
already be watching you right now. They might even know where you are.

Don't ever **** with a hacker, or invite them to wanna **** with you.
'Cause they got [naughty word] that's better than guns or thugs or brothers,
they got *information* like you've never even heard of before. Like
king-hell crazy ass voodoo magic [naughty word] with computers.

And the whole world is computers, now. And the new bullets? Information.

Watch yourselves. You better just give the phone back. If you're not
gonna give the phone back, you might as well trash it or smash it,
'cause it's gonna come back and bite you all in the ass real, real
****ing hard.

We clear?

Get a move up on it, then."

Lol, I saw this the other day. I posted on the girls myspace. She literally gets almost 25 comments a minute on it.

I um... don't get it.

Yeah same, the internet is turning to shit.

Edit so is the world:

There is one thing that people keep mentioning... The fact that the girl is 16, and her boyfriend is 24-26. And that she has a baby already that is at least a year old (we don't know if it's from him yet). Yes... That is messed up.

Last edited by Jugs on Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.

omg... wonder what is with this fixation? I'll have to post on her Myspace too... bet its filled with hate comments

Oh I did some reading, I get it now funny stuff.

yoooo u stupid ass pp better stop messing wit me id have ya fucking phone ya better stop messing wit me ya dont no who u messing wit so leav me the fuck alone iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii donnnnnnt haveeeee yourrrr fuccckkkiiingggg phone soooooooo leav me aaaaaaalllooone

Wow she got caught and stook her foot in her mouth lol.

Wow, what a story.

That guy just made a tool out of that chick with the power of the internet.

edit: Lol, this was one of the first comments be someone on that digg.com site.

My GOD! Their sidekick was stolen by... Jabba the HUTT!