After The Jackal Show, I bring you, Curtain Call.

Pardon the cheezy title. That album sucks by the way, don't bother buying it.

Well, it seems to be that time of year to attention whore once again. Given I do such a wonderful job at it, why pass up the opportunity, no?

I don’t think I should get into a long ass recap of why I am here, what I am doing, what I’ve done (if anything) or what I plan to do (if anything again). I’d just like to take a moment to thank the folks who made the 7000 posts possible & like to just generally do what I do best, be an attention whore so that all you cunts can congratulate me on this milestone I’ve reached & pat me on the back and tell me just exactly how much it is you guys love to love me.

I probably should’ve thrown a party, but how could my party compare to Riot’s party? I mean, was that the bash of the year or what? Anyways, let’s move on.

If anyone wants to know how I got here & how I learned the ropes of this place, feel free to refer to & read this post, it’ll give you an insight as to how to become…well, like me I suppose? I don’t think that’s really a good thing, but alright. http://www.nbaliveforums.com/ftopic17202.php

Hmm, now comes the part where I thank people for getting me these many posts. Well fuck all of you, I did this. This is my time to shine, I rock. Hell yeah I do. You guys didn’t pay for my internet, bastards.

Nah, seriously, I would like to thank a few guys.

Matthew – awesome guy in general. Quite tolerant & probably the best person to be second in command.

Jae – He’s probably the funniest internet person I’ve ever come across. It’s a shame we had a falling out, or to put it better, I threw a fit & basically quit spamming his MSN window. Greets to Naomi & good luck with everything.

Andrew – Obviously for running the place, he’s also been quite tolerant of my tantrums & fits. Amazingly level headed person at the age of like, 21 was it? Amazing. You’d think he’s some kind of 50 year old graying politician the way he posts. (That’s a good thing btw.) (Oh, bring back my toaster you thief.)

Yohance – Good to have you back as a regular & a mod. Can’t say much I haven’t said before about you.

Cameron – Great guy overall, quite energetic at times but still fun to talk to whenever I’m having a bum day.

Stevan – Come back already you fucker.

Cyanide – One of the better posters of the forums in recent times.

Riot – God knows what’s up with you but sometimes you say the funniest shit ever. I seriously hope you aren’t this fucked up in real life.

Ruff Ryder, Mafia, Mikki & Dragon – You guys should become fuck buddies, the whole Cosby shit still left me with a bad taste in my mouth. Never got to know any of you folks too well either but I can’t really say I regret that.

Indy – Probably the most dedicated fan on these forums, sometimes his homer-esque behaviour can get annoying, but tis all good.

I’m probably forgetting people but that’s all that came to mind as of now. Oh, gloveguy, drex, jona, andreas, colin & null are also top dawgs (damn I’m ghetto) in my books.

A few people worth mentioning: Jugs, Dubious Dicks, Mazzochi, Matt, Skip, j23, JeffX (less Superhero stuff wouldn’t kill you ), stevesanity, vanK, lpasso etc etc etc. If I left you out, it’s either for good reason or I’m becoming old. Whichever makes you feel more complete.

Oh, and fuck Legend. Hehe, seriously dude, you’re a dodo.

You’ve given new meaning to spammers, we went from dumb spammers to a slightly more intelligent version, from the Frank Castles, Lanky Man & CoolMac’s, we went to the Legend, Darth Tweeners & Filip. (Although, Filip is quite a dumbass too.)

Oooh, how could I forget my e-sex boy? Jowe. Lotsa love papi, XOXOXOXOX.

Laterz gatorz.

Congrats on 7,000 and thanks for the shout out

congrats on 7K man , I guess im unimportant to you , i understand though i still like you and think your a good poster . Keep it up. Am I Dubius Dicks?

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Good job Jackal, it's great having you around. Congrats.

I knew there was going to be a 7000th coming up Thanks for the acknowledgement, and congrats on your 7000th. I don't know what to say regarding the thread; there's a lot of honesty and a lot of angst, but that's what makes you the unique individual you are. Hope to keep seeing you posting around the boards

Congrats on 7000 posts Jackie

You guys didn’t pay for my internet, bastards

What? I've payed your last 3, biatch

Congrtas on 7k dude , and thanks fr the s/o.

7k, eh? I never noticed. The link is cool too.

Wow... 7000... congrats. Hope to see you posting more.

Congrats!

Seven fucking thousand. That's quite a number man.
Felicitaciones por eso, y buena suerte con todo lo de Law School

Cheers to you Wacko Jacko!

Congratz!!!

Congrats Jackal 7000 posts are a huge achievement!
You are a funny and cool guy. Congrats once again

Jackaaaaaal. I heart you.

Ask Riot, he'll tell you how much a homer I really am. I complain to him about how bad the Pacers suck all the time.

Congrats Jackal You are my idol if I wanted to be a negative but funny european.

No one uses that anymore so it was soo needed.

You also tell me how you masterbate to Saurnas Jasikevicius every time he plays. Freaking gross.

You also tell me how you masterbate to Saurnas Jasikevicius every time he plays. Freaking gross.

LMAO

So Riot you and KG or Dubya never have any lonley nights with the lotion? j/k

Andrew – Obviously for running the place, he’s also been quite tolerant of my tantrums & fits. Amazingly level headed person at the age of like, 21 was it? Amazing. You’d think he’s some kind of 50 year old graying politician the way he posts. (That’s a good thing btw.) (Oh, bring back my toaster you thief.)

Appreciate the shoutout, congrats on the 7000 mate. However, you're not getting your toaster back. It's mine now. All part of the grand plan...

Congrats Jackal, and where the hell's my non-deserved shout out?

wth, 7000? I hope you don't have these many birthdays in real life Congrats and thanks for bringing up the Cosby thing, I almost forgot about that. I think we are going to start it over again


naw jp

Congrats you fat Indian

Man 7000 posts .. shit. I can't imagine having that many posts.. only way I think I can achieve that is to quit my job and get one at a flea market selling pins and used crayons.. anyways congrats on the milestone Maybe by the time you hit 10,000 you wont be as fat so you could actually leave your house on the weekends.

Congrats Sugmander Awad Al Singh Trilochan Budesh

dang, you post alot.

Sweet. My 5000 ain't that long from now.

Jae – He’s probably the funniest internet person I’ve ever come across. It’s a shame we had a falling out, or to put it better, I threw a fit & basically quit spamming his MSN window. Greets to Naomi & good luck with everything.

Ah that's what happened, because I didn't recall a falling out I thought this was going to be a retirement thread (from the title) but I'm glad it's not. Well done on the 7,000... I'm not exactly in a position to make fun of you for having that many posts since I'm nearing 10,000 anyways good luck with it all and feel free to unblock me any time lol.