People Maths: Redneck + Fucking Britney Spears =

K-FED! The World's newest rap star!

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Federline Rap Posted on Internet

Thu Nov 03, 4:22 PM ET

The dawn of Kevin Federline's hip-hop career has begun, though it remains to be seen if it will last past breakfast. A track by Federline was posted on the Internet by Disco D, the producer of his upcoming album, "The Truth," to be released next year.

Though the song has since been taken off Disco D's Web site, it has popped up elsewhere, giving a glimpse of Mr. Britney Spears' rhyming, um, abilities.

"Back then, they called me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead," he intones in the chorus of "Y'all Ain't Ready."

Over an industrial beat reminiscent of Kelis' "Milkshake," Federline represents himself as a brash, newsworthy figure ahead of his time. "People always asking me when's the release date / Well, baby you can wait and see, until then all these Pavarottis followin' me," he raps, nicknaming paparazzi after the Italian opera singer.

Tabloids might remark that their photographers are actually focused on his pop star wife. Before meeting Spears, Federline's career was mostly limited to backup dancing. The couple wed last year and had a son in September.

Already garnering comparisons to Vanilla Ice, Federline's album appears destined for late-night punch lines. But the 27-year-old does anticipate some backlash from his musical pursuits: "My prediction is that y'all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008."

"Already garnering comparisons to Vanilla Ice".

I uploaded the song, probably breaking piracy laws but I think this needs to be heard:

Kevin Federline - Y'all Aint Ready

Indeed we are not.

how can he even live with himself? this is sad.

Hasn't he done enough by fucking Britney?

"until then all these Pavarottis followin' me," he raps, nicknaming paparazzi after the Italian opera singer.

How about "he raps, putting in something that rhymes which is the Italian opera singer."

Kill FEDerline

Makes Eminem tolerable.

No words... how stupid is he?

"Fuck y'all haters, I see y'all laters!"

OMFG I'M BETTER THAN K-FED!!!!

now you just need a slick name....say C-Nide!!!

First of what kind of a name is K-FED???!?!?! WTF?!?!?! And it doesnt seem like he can rhyme that well.

He's the wiggers answer to Paris Hilton.

It's like listening to someone using their nails to scratch the chalkboard; it's unpleasing to the ears.