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Stand-up?

Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:33 am

Anyone else love it as much as me?

My personal favs are Seinfeld, Chapelle, Carlin, Pryor, Jeremy Hotz (Canadian), Russell Peters (Canadian.)

I bought a DVD of Jerry's "I'm Telling Your For The Last Time" special for 6$ US!!! And I also have the Dave Chapelle HBO special on DVD. Looking forward to being able to see Carlin's latest HBO special.

Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:37 am

Yea I like to watch it on comedy central alot
Dave Chapelle is one funny ass negro :lol: (Y)

Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:55 pm

eddie murphy before he decided to go the movie route was my all time fav

raw is one of the greatest of all time

Wed Oct 27, 2004 3:04 pm

Jerry Seinfeld is horrifically unfunny. I tried watching his show a few times but the stand up bit at the start made me gag, that being said there's alot of funny stand ups... just a whole lot more non-funny ones.

Wed Oct 27, 2004 3:10 pm

Carl Baron, Eddie Murphy,

Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:02 pm

Not to grave-sig but, last Friday I went and saw the Just For Laughs Comedy Tour. For those of you that don't know, Just For Laughs is a big-ass comedy festival in Montreal every year.
I got to see the two Canadians I mentioned above (Hotz and Peters) and have never laughed so hard in my life. Russel Peters (an East Indian person, refers to himself as a brown person) came on stage did his hello, thank you, then said 'There's a lot of brown people in the audience, is Surrey closed tonight.' Only the couple people from Vancouver will get that.
Or Hotz: "I played some crap board games growing up, like Sorry. The only board game so bad it apologizes: 'I'm sorry I'm such a crap game. Or Battleship, the easiest game ever to cheat at. Uhh E4?...Uh, miss. Shut up you all did it."

Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:57 pm

'There's a lot of brown people in the audience, is Surrey closed tonight.'


hahahaha thats a pretty good one

Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:45 am

Unlike Jae, I love Jerry Seinfeld's stand up more than anything. I really just love the fact that his bits are observations that you always understand, or can relate to. They're nothing you really have to think about.

Anyways, he's my favorite, but I'm also a big fan of Bill Cosby, Robin Williams, and Dave Chappelle.

Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:07 am

j.23 wrote:
'There's a lot of brown people in the audience, is Surrey closed tonight.'


hahahaha thats a pretty good one
Since you're Canadian you'll get this one.

Hotz wrote:How about that new $20 bill. Queen Elizabeth sure is looking good. She's looking more and more like the guy on the five

Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:49 am

Eddie Murphy by far, Dave Chappelle is lame.

Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:08 am

-Ron White
-Dave Chappelle
-Harland Williams
-Larry The Cable Guy
Blue Collared Comedy Tour on Comedy Central

Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:46 pm

Richard Pryor
Eddie Murphy
Robin Harris
Alex Thomas
Dave Chappelle
George Lopez

Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:57 pm

Seinfeld
E Murphy
Chappelle

Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:04 pm

robin williams (Y)

Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:12 am

I like

E Murphy

C Rock

Chappelle

Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:10 am

Stephen Lynch

my favorite song of his:
She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.

She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.

She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.

What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.

She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.

She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Yea, hermaphrodite.

Sat Nov 13, 2004 1:38 pm

Not stand-up
But it is hilarious :lol: (Y)

Sat Nov 13, 2004 1:53 pm

Well he does it like a stand-up on a stage
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