NLSC Rap Contest: 2-8 bars and pass on

[AMenace]

I've got an idea for something to do, basically the idea is write down 2 to 8 lines of rap lyrics, and the next person continues from where the last person left off. That easy.

I'll start off:

Everywhere I turn I see these haters on my back,
Watch I don't snap back, cause I know I stay strapped,
Life Lesson, get that money don't trust a bitch,
Cause when she leaves with half you won't want that shit,
Yeah, and everybody always demanding something from me,
But watch what you say cause you're messing with a mothafucking G',
Got issues, but got through them no need to solace,
Cause the 9 piece would make these haters rest in peace...

Continue from there, enjoy!

[Dc311]

But the fact is i love haters on my back,
Will never snap back cause i carry a water pistol strap,
No lessons learned,got a job,trust my girl,
We're so in love,She gets the diamonds and the pearls,
Yeah,Everybody's always asking something from me,
You better watch what you say,Ask nicely,Say "Please",
Everybody has issues,no need to spread them around,
And this thread will be shit,once it hits Andrews town.











Word.

[Kenny]

When it comes to rhymes, I'm never faltin',
I'm more badass than the great Luke Walton,
I ain't no pussy like Michael Bolton,
And I'm more James Bond than Timmy Dalton,

BOOM!

[jettdaking!]

Fuck maple syrup, i'm putting trees in my pancakes
cuz my rhymes raw and yall fools just half-baked
zero population in your motherfuckin fanbase
not even your producer like the music that your crew makes

NLSC the shit
we be the clique
take your girl to a nice dinner,
and then punch her hip

[Cruzerr]

What was that? You think your wack?
In all honesty, I think you deserve a smack.
Im just getting started, but after this,
you know this train is for the dearly departed.

Most of yall think that yall is not a word.
Fuck yes it is, from the theater of absurd.
I actually dont know anymore rhymes,
so I will give these words to the next guy..WHAT?!

[Dc311]

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah,Blah Blah Blah Blah Ablutophobia,
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah,Blah Blah Blah Blah Medomalacuphobia,
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah,Blah Blah Blah Blah Uranophobia,
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah,Blah Blah Blah Blah Nephophobia,
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah,Blah Blah Blah Blah Virginitiphobia,
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah,Blah Blah Blah Blah Urophobia,
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah,Blah Blah Blah Blah Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia,
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah,Blah Blah Blah Blah Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,












I'm 2 legit 2 quit.

[Sideshow Bob]

"Bitch fuck with me I'm a tell her when I see her
Young BasedGod nigga swag off the meter
Young BasedGod buy a bitch like reefer
Strapped with two 9s and they call me Quincy Jones
Got a AK and I look like Al Capone
Word around town I got 5 going for 10
Word around town I put that ying in that yang
98 bitches and they call me Steven King" - Lil B

LMAO!!!

[Nick]

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless...

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[Sideshow Bob]

This whole song had me crying from laughing..

Blue Flame!
Bruh riding shotgun
Bitch riding shotgun
Used to be a cold john nigga I would catch one
Ask about my 10 cars
Ask about drug case
I keep my head up
30 on my damn hand
Trapaholics nigga I done sold off that fo dope
Bitches use to like me , ask me what it hit fo'
Girl I'm gooned out I ain't trippin' off you bitch
Finna hit this lick
Suck my fucking dick