This is the mainly aimed at the Americans in the audience here. Anyone here from the U.S.A.? I can't hear you!
Enough of that crap.
Anyways, for those of you unaware of my recent good fortune, I won a trip to Los Angeles from a bottle of coke. Thankyou, yes. This will be my first time leaving Australia, and that is all very exciting for me and for you as well, I'm sure. One of the major differences between our two cultures is the concept of tipping people in the service industries. We sort of do have tipping here, but nobody really expects to be tipped. It's usually limited to letting the pizza delivery guy keep your change, because you can't be fucked holding onto the extra shrapnel.
But is there a certain etiquette attached to tipping in the U.S.? For instance, I've heard people on TV saying that you're supposed to tip a certain percentage for certain services. And then there's the famous case of Mr Pink in Reservoir Dogs who refuses to tip, except in the event of extremely good service.
So what's the go?