Cradle 2 The Grave

by **Matt** on Wed Mar 26, 2003 10:10 pm

ahhhhhh, finally this movie opens in cinemas in Aus tomorrow. I'm gonna go see it on the weekend fo' sho
The director (who happens to be Polish) also was in charge in Romeo Must Die and Exit Wounds and now he brings us with this movie staring Jet Li and DMX who is my 2nd fav rap artist (2pac being the first)

can't wait to see it............the soundtrack is good as well, all of DMX's songs are real good, there's a 50 cent song there plus one with Obie Trice, Eminem and D

by **Boyk** on Thu Mar 27, 2003 1:49 am

yer same here, i reckon jet li is an awesome martial artist(or owteva he does) and dmx is rollin atm wit hthe movies and the rap songs and i cant believe hes gonna make his last one :evil:

oh well
the movie looks sweet

by **Dert** on Thu Mar 27, 2003 5:43 am

martial artist

you mean Chinese Opera actress...

Jet Li is shit... he can't even throw a punch without the help of camera effects. He got no skills... hes a chump... Oliver Miller could propably be a better actor than him... although they would need about 3 more men to pull the cable... but still. He should go back to Honk Kong and keep selling oranges at the local market.

And DMX... what the hell kinda thug gets on stage to get an award and start praying and thanking god? that dumb. He has to have faith in god cause he is a punkass wacked booger digger that would get beat up by any real thug. He prays to god to help him keep his underwear clean.

by **BIG GREEN** on Thu Mar 27, 2003 6:24 am

umm ok then. Someone forgot their pills today.

by **Scary Hedo** on Thu Mar 27, 2003 7:45 am

by **Stevan** on Thu Mar 27, 2003 10:00 am

you mean Chinese Opera actress...

Jet Li is shit... he can't even throw a punch without the help of camera effects. He got no skills... hes a chump... Oliver Miller could propably be a better actor than him... although they would need about 3 more men to pull the cable... but still. He should go back to Honk Kong and keep selling oranges at the local market.

And DMX... what the hell kinda thug gets on stage to get an award and start praying and thanking god? that dumb. He has to have faith in god cause he is a punkass wacked booger digger that would get beat up by any real thug. He prays to god to help him keep his underwear clean.

lmao that's some good shit. Any thoughts on Jackie Chan there Dert?

by **Jowe** on Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:04 am

don't even think about dissing jackie chan

by **Bill Russell** on Thu Mar 27, 2003 4:26 pm

lol... You are awesome...

by **Clinton** on Thu Mar 27, 2003 4:43 pm

Jet Li is shit... he can't even throw a punch without the help of camera effects. He got no skills... hes a chump

Ohh, right. And you would happily say this to his face??? :roll:

by **BIG GREEN** on Fri Mar 28, 2003 2:11 am

I would...then when he hits me..i'm a rich rich man

by **bishibashiboy** on Fri Mar 28, 2003 3:44 pm

Dert wrote:
martial artist

you mean Chinese Opera actress...

Jet Li is shit... he can't even throw a punch without the help of camera effects. He got no skills... hes a chump... Oliver Miller could propably be a better actor than him... although they would need about 3 more men to pull the cable... but still. He should go back to Honk Kong and keep selling oranges at the local market.

uhh..i hope you were kidding..because you should read up on things before you spew out garbage.

Jet Li was an international Wu Shu champion in China. I'm not quite sure how he'd do in a street fight, but he definitely knows how to "throw a punch without the help of camera effects." And if you're talking a/b Chinese Opera Actors..then you really should be talking about Jackie Chan.

In terms of acting skills, he's no better..no worse than any ordinary martial arts actor (which probaby isn't saying much) but still not bad for a guy that hardly speaks english. And if you're gonna comment on his films, watch his chinese films. If you want to talk a/b his martial arts "skills", watch his Wu Shu documentaries. You'd be surprised how much he can do.

Better to keep your mouth shut when you don't know what you're talking a/b.

by **Matt** on Fri Mar 28, 2003 8:24 pm

good thing u cleared the Jet Li thing up for us

Anyway, just 2 days left till i see the film

theres another movie i wanna see but it only shows in a cinema that is 10km away............actually it's a documentary called "Biggie and Tupac" and it's about there deaths and stuff

by **Dert** on Fri Mar 28, 2003 11:27 pm

Jet Li was an international Wu Shu champion in China.

What you fail to mention is that the Wu Shu is the international council of orange vendors... I think Chuck Norris might have won that too...

but he definitely knows how to "throw a punch without the help of camera effects."

Too bad there's no proof behind that... maybe he only does it against orange vendors cause he sure as hell doesnt do in in his films...

And if you're talking a/b Chinese Opera Actors..then you really should be talking about Jackie Chan.

How sad is it then that Jackie Chan has better moves than Shit Li? And just as a side note, Jackie Chan is fine in my book as long as he stays away from movies like "The Tuxedo".

And if you're gonna comment on his films, watch his chinese films. If you want to talk a/b his martial arts "skills", watch his Wu Shu documentaries. You'd be surprised how much he can do.

Im sorry. That's not going to happen because I DON'T LIKE REDUNDANT CRAP. And joggling two oranges at the same time is not that empressive.

IN conclusion, any cast director that hires Jet Li for any type of movie (unless its him being kicked in the nuts repeatedly) is a complete moron. Further proof of this theory is that DMX and Tom Arnold (and John Salley?)are also cast in this movie. Jet Li fans must like crap. That's probably why they decided to include some 50 cent and Eminem in the soundtrack.

by **Boyk** on Sat Mar 29, 2003 1:13 am

dert ur just acting this way coz there are rappers that are in movies and are no country singers lol
stop hating on rap for god sakes
no-one ever goes off about ur country shit!
if dmx wasnt in the movie, u would have a whole different approach to it, and about jet li........well if hes not a real martial artist, then who is??? lol
and if he cant throw a punch without camera effects, then i spose no-one can.
hes awesome, so just shutup!

by **Rens** on Sat Mar 29, 2003 1:28 am

I thought this would've been about Blackthorne of Motorhead

by **bishibashiboy** on Sat Mar 29, 2003 12:13 pm

wow Dert..your replies are really total crap...if you don't know what you're talking a/b keep your mouth shut because you're making yourself look like an idiot..

Dert wrote:
Jet Li was an international Wu Shu champion in China.

What you fail to mention is that the Wu Shu is the international council of orange vendors...

huh?????? what does this have to do with oranges..if you don't know what Wu Shu is, then don't make lame ass comments like this.

Dert wrote:I think Chuck Norris might have won that too...

actually i don't think he won that...Chuck Norris was a student of Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do.

Dert wrote:
but he definitely knows how to "throw a punch without the help of camera effects."

Too bad there's no proof behind that... maybe he only does it against orange vendors cause he sure as hell doesnt do in in his films...

i don't know what these "orange vendors" are..but if you even bothered reading my post instead of being ignorant than maybe you would have taken my recommendation of what to watch for his real moves.

Dert wrote:
And if you're talking a/b Chinese Opera Actors..then you really should be talking about Jackie Chan.

How sad is it then that Jackie Chan has better moves than Shit Li? And just as a side note, Jackie Chan is fine in my book as long as he stays away from movies like "The Tuxedo".

actually Jackie Chan IS quite impressive..for a guy that's in his 50's doing all his own stunts like that he really should be commended..but in terms of raw martial arts skills..Jet Li is better trained..and what proof do YOU have that Jackie Chan is a technically skilled martial artist...
again..if you don't know what you're talking about then don't bother because you're making yourself look like a fool.

Dert wrote:
And if you're gonna comment on his films, watch his chinese films. If you want to talk a/b his martial arts "skills", watch his Wu Shu documentaries. You'd be surprised how much he can do.

Im sorry. That's not going to happen because I DON'T LIKE REDUNDANT CRAP.

welll I'm sorry you're too shallow to change your uneducated views..but you could stay retarded if you insist. :roll:

Dert wrote:IN conclusion, any cast director that hires Jet Li for any type of movie (unless its him being kicked in the nuts repeatedly) is a complete moron. Further proof of this theory is that DMX and Tom Arnold (and John Salley?)are also cast in this movie. Jet Li fans must like crap. That's probably why they decided to include some 50 cent and Eminem in the soundtrack.

IN conclusion you should shut the hell up...
the movie may suck ass (I haven't seen it) but regardless, your comments a/b Jet Li are totally unfounded.

If you weren't so ignorant then maybe you would stop regurgitating useless points that have nothing to do with what I wrote. I have told u what to see if you want to know if Jet Li has real "skills" or not. But you're probably either too lazy or just plain incapable of understanding what I just said. So do yourself a favor and just crawl back into that little dumpster you came from.

by **Matt** on Sun Mar 30, 2003 10:05 pm

well i saw the movie and i thought it was pretty good

there were some funny jokes said in the movie.....especially the racist ones

DMX is the man though

gonna see Biggie + Tupac 4 sho next week

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