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Heys Guys, Britney Spears is Single Again!

Postby Jeffx on Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:42 am

"K-Fed, pack your sh!t and GET THE F---K OUT!!!!"

I'm so glad this dude's 15 minutes are up. Vanilla Ice laughs at him. Hopefully his next appearance will be from a trailer park on 'COPS'.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/1 ... index.html
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Postby Zoom on Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:59 am

Britney is trailer park trash (N) JT and K-Fed screwed her up, literally. Funny how they both think they're black...
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Postby BOSS on Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:11 am

Oh nice. A big gaping two-childbirthed vaginafish is back on the market with a nice looking body and a butterface.

Why can't she be like she was back when I was in Elementary or Junior High. Haha
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Postby Zoom on Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:18 am

Cause a guy name JT came, took her virginity and u know what happens after girls get it the first time... they keep coming back for more. :wink:

And the fact she has children catches up with her.
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Postby Mazzocchi on Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:41 am

annyone see that K-Fed is wrestling i nthe WWE these days?
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He's been appearing on RAW the past few weeks and appeared at WWE's last Pay-per-view "Cyber Sunday" and cost John Cena the "Champion Of Champions" match
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Postby dada on Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:57 am

I'm more turned on by Oprah....
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Postby Jing on Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:09 am

about time he's finished
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Postby Matt on Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:25 am

ultimate revenge: Justin & Britney break up because she "cheated" or something like that. Post breakup, Justin's career breaks out enormously and he's dating an older chick (cameron diaz). On the other hand, Britney's career turns to shit and fades to irrelevancy....to get people to talk about her she has to marry a trailor trash loser "K-Fag" whilst turning into a trailor trash skank herself who pops out the kids like they were candy. To overshadow her loser, unemployed, thinks he's a rapper husband, she's forced to neglect her children just to get some shine in the press.

Whilst she's close to bankruptcy, Justin doesn't know what to do with his money.
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Postby Old School Fool on Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:39 pm

Whoa, this came out of NOWHERE.
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Postby cyanide on Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:13 pm

Old School Fool wrote:Whoa, this came out of NOWHERE.


Naw, I saw it coming for a long time now.
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Postby bigh0rt on Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:31 pm

Say what you want, but at her peak, Britney was arguably the hottest woman of all time. Sure she's trailor trash now (or at least it's come out, and has been there all along), but she was pure sex with blonde hair half a decade ago.
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Postby cyanide on Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:33 pm

I never really liked Britney Spears, even at her peak. My friends would go gaga over her, but there's something about her face that's not too special. I do like a couple of her songs though :oops:
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Postby bigh0rt on Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:43 pm

This is when I'm talking about...

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Postby Jugs on Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:38 pm

Britney Spears was my introduction into girl-boy-isms. Back in 99 or whatever (fuck I was only 8 years old lol)
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Postby Matt on Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:50 pm

those pictures have so much editing in them, she never looked as good as that in real life.

check this out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXf8fr0Kp3Q&mode=related&search=

from non attractive, to model.
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Postby Null17 on Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:51 pm

Wrestling rumor sites have been saying that K-Fed's recent stint in the WWE had something to do with it. Britney was said to be laughing at K-Fed while watching a tape of his WWE stuff and he went ballistic.
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Postby Zoom on Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:17 pm

Null17 wrote:Britney was said to be laughing at K-Fed while watching a tape of his WWE stuff and he went ballistic.


LMAO, K-Feds a pussy then...

and with those pics.. oober air brushed...
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Postby --- on Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:27 pm

^^

What?

I remember drooling over that second pic. She was never extremely hot. Just not the type of girl I find real fine, but that second pic was awesome. (the first is hot too)
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Postby Mazzocchi on Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:41 pm

Null17 wrote:Wrestling rumor sites have been saying that K-Fed's recent stint in the WWE had something to do with it. Britney was said to be laughing at K-Fed while watching a tape of his WWE stuff and he went ballistic.

he actually has a match against previously mentioned John Cena soon.

Now that Britney's gone how's he going to pay for the training? lol
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Postby Flash 3 on Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:48 pm

Dude. I want John Cena to smash K-Fed's ass on New Years day. I want him to kill him.
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Postby Null17 on Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:03 pm

Mazzocchi wrote:
Null17 wrote:Wrestling rumor sites have been saying that K-Fed's recent stint in the WWE had something to do with it. Britney was said to be laughing at K-Fed while watching a tape of his WWE stuff and he went ballistic.

he actually has a match against previously mentioned John Cena soon.

Now that Britney's gone how's he going to pay for the training? lol


From what I've heard. K-fed's getting paid $1500 for every appearance.
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Postby Mazzocchi on Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:37 pm

Null17 wrote:
Mazzocchi wrote:
Null17 wrote:Wrestling rumor sites have been saying that K-Fed's recent stint in the WWE had something to do with it. Britney was said to be laughing at K-Fed while watching a tape of his WWE stuff and he went ballistic.

he actually has a match against previously mentioned John Cena soon.

Now that Britney's gone how's he going to pay for the training? lol


From what I've heard. K-fed's getting paid $1500 for every appearance.

Jaesus Christ :shake: HE should be paying THEM
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Postby Patr1ck on Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:14 pm

Lets hope the Entertainment industry just forgets that he ever existed. The only reason they were ever on his nuts was because of Britney.
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Postby Tuomas on Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:15 pm

Matt wrote:ultimate revenge: Justin & Britney break up because she "cheated" or something like that. Post breakup, Justin's career breaks out enormously and he's dating an older chick (cameron diaz). On the other hand, Britney's career turns to shit and fades to irrelevancy....to get people to talk about her she has to marry a trailor trash loser "K-Fag" whilst turning into a trailor trash skank herself who pops out the kids like they were candy. To overshadow her loser, unemployed, thinks he's a rapper husband, she's forced to neglect her children just to get some shine in the press.

Whilst she's close to bankruptcy, Justin doesn't know what to do with his money.

Hah that's a serious ownage. Good stuff. I wonder if Britney has started to call Justin again.

I don't follow celebrities, but I always find it amusing when they get screwed in front of public.
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Postby MacGuyver on Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:18 am

good. christina A. is far more better than britney anyway (N)
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