When was the last time you....

[Doobie]

Well I'm bored and no I don't want to start one of those forums spam games, I'm going to post 10 "when was the last time..." questions and you know, just answer them HONESTLY. Yes, I am making up these questions..(I will answer them myself, I know these questions are weird) If you can describe or tell a story about certain ones.

When was the last time you....

-Had sex ----(Sometime around August of last year )

-masturbated---- (Some 6-7 hours ago)

-ate pizza ----(I don't know about a month ago)

-did something illegal ---(I stole 10$ from my cash registed in MCD's on Tuesday)

-lied---- (I actually haven't lied in since yesterday.)

-get drunk ---(July 9, 2006. I remember the date cause it was my freinds b-day)

-saw a beautiful girl ----(I met one yesterday at work, pretty cute and all, but sort of those one night stand girls, I can't really say that cause I don't know her much. Next goal, get her number.)

-Got into an argument ---- ( Hmmm last night with my manager about why 10$ were missing from my register the previous night, got out of trouble by convincing him that he took the 10$ out because they were ripped)

-worked out----- (I did a few push-ups yesterday at work because I wanted to prove to some kid I can do more then him, guess I was wrong. I did about 14 he did 27.)

-played basketball-----( I honestly haven't played in a minute, can't remember the last time I played, McDonalds has me out of shape)

[Mentally Hilarious]

Bah, I'll bite. Slow day at work.

- Had sex - Yesterday

- masturbated - A few weeks ago

- ate pizza - A year and a half, maybe slightly more.

- did something illegal - Dunno actually. Stole a brick a few weeks ago to use as a doorstop.

- lied - 20 minutes ago. Told one of my emplyees that she'd done well after she fucked up royally.

- got drunk - Wednesday

- saw a beautiful girl - This morning, next to me. Living together has it's perks.

- Got into an argument - About an hour ago. People are stupid and should learn how to read simple fucking instructions.

-worked out - Last night, went for a swim.

-played basketball - Last week

Well that was ...fun. And ...informative. And other stuff with ...three dots.

Doobieknicks - Stealing from your job? You're either young and a retard or older and a fuck-up. Good on you.

[Fenix]

-had sex ---- I haven't had that for too long.

-masturbated ---- 2 hours ago. Are you sure these kind of informations are something you really wanna know?

-ate pizza ---- er, I know I didn't have one this year.

-did something illegal --- three weeks or so ago. I went swimming without paying the admission.

-lied --- I can't remember.

-get drunk --- a year and a half ago (the pubic hair incident).

-saw a beautiful girl --- wednesday.

-got into an argument ---- two day ago with my father. I tried him to convince that players can't demand playing time when signing rookie contracts.

-worked out --- this morning, yoga.

-played basketball ---- a month or so ago.

Ah, the satisfaction I feel when writting these meaningless posts.

[j.23]

Had sex ---- 12 hours ago, with my hand

-masturbated---- 12 hours ago

-ate pizza ---- i can't stand pizza. i say 5 months ago

-did something illegal --- i've been driving around without my license all week, not because i don't have it but because it's a burden to carry my wallet around

-lied---- sometime today. it's my niche.

-get drunk --- sometime last week. i've been drunk for the past three-four weeks and it's draining my bank account

-saw a beautiful girl ---- today at a restaurant. it was my friends bestfriend and another server. good lord, she was beautiful as hell. i'm going back tomorrow.

-Got into an argument ---- today. i was playing soccer, and i was defending this dude. i didn't touch him and he flopped like a fucking fish. we were jawing with each other for a good 10 minutes.

-worked out----- i do pushups and play basketball everyday. i don't know if you call that working out, but i exercise a good 2 and a half hours everyday.

-played basketball----- couple hours ago.

[PiksS]

oh, let me see...

-Had sex ----December 2005,after xmas

-masturbated---- yesterday

-ate pizza ----hmm...at start of this summer, damn i miss pizza

-did something illegal ---stole some new sony earphone, the white ones, at the local store, it was i guess the 3th July, well 2 snikers this morning

-lied---- oh...dunno, 3days ago,mybe

-get drunk --- on the 4th or 5th July

-saw a beautiful girl ----(yestrday, when i was jerking)

-Got into an argument ---- in May, had this wrangle with a girl! now she hates me!

-worked out----- 2weeks ago in my basketball summer camp

-played basketball-----damn only last week, oh well playing some tomorrow

[Dean]

Lol, everyone that has replyed so far, has beat the meat within the last 24 hours

[cklitsie]

Except mentally hilarious.. yes. He's probably older than the average NLSC'er.. or more succesfull in life.

[J@3]

Or he's lying

[Mentally Hilarious]

Niether, but I do have a fiancee with whom I'm living with. Whacking off just isn't as fun as sex.

[Dan's Brain]

Had Sex - yesterday
Masturbated - 25 minutes ago (I'VE SHOWERED)
Ate Pizza - Cant eat it any more, not after working at pizza hut
did something illegal - ran a red light (after the sex yesterday), nah it was 5 hours ago
Lied - Question 1.
got drunk - very, very sad (not since new years eve), well maybe it's not that sad
saw a beautiful girl - at work last nite along with her stupid boyfriend
got into an argument - tonight with my sister, over the positive qualities of Australian Big Brother (answer: THERE ARE NONE)
Worked out - this afternoon went running
played basketball - tomorrow, i swear

Niether, but I do have a fiancee with whom I'm living with. Whacking off just isn't as fun as sex.

Hehehehehe

[Jing]

-Had sex ----A while…needs to be more often though

-masturbated---- yesterday? probably

-ate pizza ----a month ago or something

-did something illegal ---looked at porn? Downloaded Torrents? I’ve mostly decided to tone down stealing and stuff.

-lied---- dunno, they blend in pretty well with the truth. Probably somewhere in the last week

-get drunk --- ultimate Frisbee party in Vermont, in like May

-saw a beautiful girl ----yesterday while playing Ultimate.

-Got into an argument ---- couple days ago with my parents regarding $$$ and gym membership

-worked out----- Did speed situps in sets of 100 or so like 2 or 3 days ago

-played basketball-----a week or 2 again, with Jao

[dada]

Don know exactly why I am doing this but what the hell.

- Had sex - 2 days ago.

- masturbated - I'm doing it right now as I post with one hand.

- ate pizza - last week at Aventura mall.

- did something illegal - everyday when I download *homework*.

- lied - hmmm, cant really tell even though I'm sure I have some time recently. I try hard not to.

- got drunk - a while....

- saw a beautiful girl - My splendid wife today.

- Got into an argument - Yesterday over pc usage.

-worked out - 2 days ago when I went to the pool I suppose.

-played basketball - Last month

[Keo]

-Had sex ---- I'm 15, stop pressuring me.

-masturbated---- Yesterday, it was a video on YouTube and I couldn't resist.

-ate pizza ---- Yesterday, at an all-you-can-eat in Toronto.

-did something illegal --- Last one I remember is I got into the car with my friend who doesn't have a license.

-lied---- Yesterday.

-get drunk --- Two weeks ago. I didn't get drunk but I drank a can of Heineken.

-saw a beautiful girl ---- When driving around Toronto.

-Got into an argument ---- This morning.

-worked out----- Yesterday, nothing big.

-played basketball----- Last week, it's been a lazy summer.

[Fenix]

All that wasted sperm. We could've fed dolphins with it .

[8-Hype]

Had sex: Never. And almost everybody tells that they did in the last couple of days. Bullshit, in my eyes.

Masturbated: A long time ago, I have much better things to do.

Ate pizza: 4 days ago.

Did something illegal: I probably like Westcoast music, but I don't do such things as described in Westcoast songs. I really can't remember when I did... maybe I just didn't.

Lied: I really hate to lie, because there's always a point that a lie gets discovered. I am an honest person.

Get drunk: Same story here. I don't need that sort of "satisfaction". I also don't smoke.

Saw a beautiful girl: Some days ago, the last time I was in Amsterdam. Man, there's plenty of them. Their bodies are hot, too.

Got into an argument: Today, some hours ago. It was with my brother, because I always have to tell him how to take pictures properly with the Fuji S9500 and he never wants to listen.

Worked out: Before I went to Holland. Probably 20 days ago. I did some Jumpsoles practice.

Played basketball: Probably two months ago. I didn't have time to play due to the exams at the end of the school year.

[Sac-1]

-Had sex: Never.

-masturbated: Before yesterday.

-ate pizza: Yesterday at a buffet.

-did something illegal: Got a serial code for a game from some website.

-lied: Can't remember.

-get drunk: Never. It's a waste of brain cells.

-saw a beautiful girl: Yesterday at that buffet.

-Got into an argument: Yesterday about computer usage with my sister.

-worked out: A week ago. I'm starting the Air Alert III workout though.

-played basketball: I haven't played Basketball for like a month or two now. I'm probably pretty bad right now.

[Anthony15]

-Had sex ----I'm 14, so never

-masturbated----bout 12 hours ago

-ate pizza ----Yesterday at pizza hut

-did something illegal ---overnight d-loaded Little Man

-lied----Yesterday maybe

-get drunk ---A few weeks ago I went to my friends party and had 1.5 beers(didnt really get very drunk)

-saw a beautiful girl ----Yesterday at the mall

-Got into an argument ----Probably like 5 days ago when I got kicked out of a Madden league

-worked out-----Today made around 20 push ups, some sit ups, I havent lifted anythin since the 13th last time I went to rec center

-played basketball-----A few days ago at my friends house

[8-Hype]

did something illegal: Got a serial code for a game from some website.

If that is considered a vicious contempt, then I have done plenty of illegal things.

Did something illegal: I probably like Westcoast music, but I don't do such things as described in Westcoast songs. I really can't remember when I did... maybe I just didn't.

I meant that I don't do such things as stealing something in stores, harming people, etc.

get drunk: Never. It's a waste of brain cells.

Keep it up! Nobody really needs that, but everybody swaggers about it. If somebody tells me that he drank 10 litres of alcohol and had to puke all around, it doesn't impress me at all. It's quite the contrary, it leaves a bad mark on me.

[hipn]

When was the last time you....

-Had sex ----(Right Now)

-masturbated---- (Yesterday)

-ate pizza ----(2 days ago, I think)

-did something illegal ---(Just "bought" Halo for PC is it sucks imo, thats why its illegal )

-lied---- (Don't know....am I lying now?hmmm)

-get drunk ---(Forgot.)

-saw a beautiful girl ----(I think 2 days ago while riding my bike.)

-Got into an argument ---- (Hmm... I honestly have no idea.)

-worked out----- (last night)

-played basketball-----(2-4 days ago. Sometimes its jsut way too hot to.)

[Sac-1]

did something illegal: Got a serial code for a game from some website.

If that is considered a vicious contempt, then I have done plenty of illegal things.

Well, I never said it was vicious. It is still illegal even if it doesn't sound that bad.

[8-Hype]

Yeah, I know. In that case there are very few people that haven't been involved in illegal issues.

[JaoSming]

-Had sex ----Last Night

-masturbated---- Last Night

-ate pizza ----Last Nigh haha one of those new Subway ones

-did something illegal ---well technically, Girl on Top is illegal in Massachusetts

-lied---- laast night

-get drunk ---n/a (don't drink)

-saw a beautiful girl ----last night (awwww)

-Got into an argument ----Yesterday, one of those ones where I was right but didnt wanna piss the guy off.

-worked out----- 5 minutes ago (slow day at work)

-played basketball-----yesterday, a middle schooler wanted me to dunk on him, how can I say no to that?



kind of a busy day yesterday

[Indy]

-Had sex ----Like 3 weeks ago

-masturbated----Yesterday

-ate pizza ----Yesterday at the Muse concert. They had some incredible pizza at the aragon ballroom.

-did something illegal ---smoked a blunt yesterday.

-lied---- I don't know.

-get drunk --- Yesterday

-saw a beautiful girl ----Lots of them yesterday

-Got into an argument ---- I argued with my mom yesterday I think.

-worked out----- 2 days ago.

-played basketball-----2 days ago.

[cyanide]

-Had sex ----Last night.

-masturbated----Three months ago.

-ate pizza ----Last week.

-did something illegal ---A few days ago.

-lied---- Don't remember.

-get drunk --- Three weeks ago.

-saw a beautiful girl ----Right now.

-Got into an argument ---- A few days ago.

-worked out----- Two days ago.

-played basketball----- Two months ago.

[Ruff Ryder]

-Had sex ----Never like 75% of you people that posted in this thread

-masturbated----June 27

-ate pizza ----Last week.

-did something illegal ---I have no idea, not recently...heck, maybe not in the last couple years

-lied---- Can't remember

-get drunk --- Never, like alot of the people in this thread. I get the feeling you guys mistake 1 beer or something for getting drunk lol.

-saw a beautiful girl ----last week

-Got into an argument ---- don't remember, im a quiet guy...3 days ago if NLSC counts lol.

-worked out----- 2 weeks ago.

-played basketball----- Sunday.