Idiotic yet so true

[MacGuyver]

if you like we can post our truamatic yet funny life experiences here;

here's mine.

i was taking a pee break to this peeing cubicle, i opened my khaki color pants , remember the ones after you unzipped the clothe just bubbles out in front of your dick? well i accidentally pee on them. now i have this HUGE and i mean HUGE wet spot at my pants.

no matter. i return back to where i came from with wetness between my legs.

[dada]

remember the ones after you unzipped the clothe just bubbles out in front of your dick?

I dont understand that part. What bubbling?

[Air Jordon]

when i was younger, about 6 months old, i shit my pants.

[dada]

arent you still in diapers at that age?

[BIG GREEN]

when i was younger, about 6 months ago, i shit my pants.

shame on you...thats so sad.

[Pera]

Maybe ill post my funny experience later when I'm going to fell like or do something stupid and idiotic.

Good one Yohance

[Nick]

i was taking a pee break to this peeing cubicle, i opened my khaki color pants , remember the ones after you unzipped the clothe just bubbles out in front of your dick? well i accidentally pee on them. now i have this HUGE and i mean HUGE wet spot at my pants.

Ohhh yeah... i remmber thos ones where bubbles just come out in front o yor dcick.. yeh those...

[KIG1]

i was taking a pee break to this peeing cubicle, i opened my khaki color pants , remember the ones after you unzipped the clothe just bubbles out in front of your dick? well i accidentally pee on them. now i have this HUGE and i mean HUGE wet spot at my pants.

Ohhh yeah... i remmber thos ones where bubbles just come out in front o yor dcick.. yeh those...

Hahaha. What are ypu talking about MacGuyver?

[cyanide]

This thread is funny

What I think he meant to say was, "my clothes bobbled up in front of my dick and I peed on them"

[The_Flying_Tomato]

rofl, peeing cubicle? You mean a bathroom stall?

[Its_asdf]

What a coicidence. A fat kid in my class peed his pants in English class today.

[Fitzy]

i remember my best mates little brother peeing his pants on purpose for money

[dada]

i remember my best mates little brother peeing his pants on purpose for money

hahaha thats just gross.

[killer_cr0ss0ver]

if you like we can post our truamatic yet funny life experiences here;

here's mine.

i was taking a pee break to this peeing cubicle, i opened my khaki color pants , remember the ones after you unzipped the clothe just bubbles out in front of your dick? well i accidentally pee on them. now i have this HUGE and i mean HUGE wet spot at my pants.

no matter. i return back to where i came from with wetness between my legs.

isnt that your condom? i think you forgot to remove them... disgusting**** lol

[Abctest123]

I was about to ask a girl out about two years ago, but right before i said something, one idiot friend of my suddenly shouted out running at me and that girl that I liked her . She was about to slap me in the face but then a teacher came into the classroom .

[Fitzy]

i remember my best mates little brother peeing his pants on purpose for money

hahaha thats just gross.

whats worse is that we didnt pay him

[Colin]

I was about to ask a girl out about two years ago, but right before i said something, one idiot friend of my suddenly shouted out running at me and that girl that I liked her . She was about to slap me in the face but then a teacher came into the classroom .

1st question: why would she slap you for your idiot friend running and shouting?
2nd question: what were you doing asking her out in a classroom?

[The_Flying_Tomato]

yeah, i don't get that. you were about to ask her out, wouldn't that mean you like her? So she would've slapped you anyway.

[Scotty]

i remember my best mates little brother peeing his pants on purpose for money

hahaha thats just gross.

whats worse is that we didnt pay him

is this who i'm thinking of?

also about a month ago at school all these yr 11's were trying to make some Asian yr 10 to drink some piss in a cup
i'm not sure if he did, but heres hoping

[MacGuyver]

so sorry to create some confusion in my previous post. thanks cyanide for making it a bit clear. anyways i always have tiny pees at my boxers during peeing. you know tiny droplets. so after peeing if a girl undresses me, hehe that will not be a good sight to see

[Cloudy]

I dreamed that I'm going to the bathroom to pee. Then I pee...
Then oops! I really urinated onto my bed...

That was like 5 years ago, still very embarrassing but funny.

[Pera]

I remember one year ago.Me and my friends were playing soccer and one kid try to score a goal then sudenly he shited himself .And you could even see the shit on his pants and man he smelled too.

[Drex]

i shited himself

You shitted on him?

[Pera]

i shited himself

You shitted on him?

My bad, I'm gonna edited.

[Abctest123]

I was about to ask a girl out about two years ago, but right before i said something, one idiot friend of my suddenly shouted out running at me and that girl that I liked her . She was about to slap me in the face but then a teacher came into the classroom .

1st question: why would she slap you for your idiot friend running and shouting?
2nd question: what were you doing asking her out in a classroom?

1. I guess she didnt like me after all ?

2. Good question...why the fuck did i try asking in a classroom