Your strange encounters.

[Jackal]

Well, basically a place to post all the weird conversations you've engaged yourself in. Here's one from a guy/girl/thing from Turkey.

Jackal says:
This is...?
Jackal says:
?

You have just sent a Nudge!

You have just sent a Nudge!

Jackal says:
Jebus, where do you people get my email adress from?!!
ufuk says:
ASL
ufuk says:
CAN IFUVCK YUOU
Jackal says:
What the fuck ASL, you added me!
Jackal says:
Why would you want to fuck me? I've got shit for a penis & am as hairy as your mom.
Jackal says:
So, where did you get my email addy from?!
ufuk says:
anway
ufuk says:
can ı see you?
Jackal says:
Why would you want to see me? What will you achieve by seeing me? You won't have an orgasm.
ufuk says:
no
ufuk says:
orgaszım
ufuk says:
only to be frıend
Jackal says:
Ok, we're friends. Without pictures. Yay.
ufuk says:
pleae
ufuk says:
pleasae
ufuk says:
lıttle
ufuk says:
bıt
ufuk says:
can ı see you?
Jackal says:
What do friends do? I wouldn't know. I don't have any.

My right hand is my best friend. It dates my dick.
Jackal says:
Sure you can see me. If you can find me, you can see me all you want.
Jackal says:
Dude, why doesn't your " i " have a dot? Are you a thief?
Jackal says:
DID YOU STEAL THE DOT??!?! DO YOU FEEL PROUD OF YOURSELF?!?!??!
ufuk says:
can ıseee you?
Jackal says:
If you talk a lot, I'll send you a picture.
ufuk says:
okey
ufuk says:
ı am from
ufuk says:
turkey
ufuk says:
your locatıon?
Jackal says:
Oh shit, Homor flashbacks.
Jackal says:
My location is here. I've been here for awhile now.
ufuk says:
what ıs youur country?
ufuk says:
wıll you send me your pıcture?
Jackal says:
Yes.
ufuk says:
okey
Jackal says:
But after you tell me one last thing.
Jackal says:
Where did you get my e-mail from?
ufuk says:
here
ufuk says:
oen
ufuk says:
channel
ufuk says:
ı joıned
ufuk says:
and u
ufuk says:
okey
ufuk says:
send me
ufuk says:
your pıcture
ufuk says:
to me
ufuk says:
now
Jackal says:
Not until you make sense. Bitch.
Jackal says:
Where did you get my e-mail from?
ufuk says:
one
ufuk says:
channnle
Jackal says:
What the fuck is one channel?
Jackal says:
Anyways, since you're such a sweetheart, I'll send you my pic. You ever demand anything again & I'll hump your leg.
ufuk says:
enouhg
ufuk says:
now send
ufuk says:
me
Jackal says:
I only have pictures of when I was small, ok?
ufuk says:
okey
ufuk says:
send
ufuk says:
me
Jackal sends:
(weird baby born in Dolahaka)

ufuk says:
fuck off
Jackal says:
And type like a human, nincompoop.
Jackal says:
Weeeeeeeeeheelll you're the one that was so demanding, hass hole.
ufuk says:
fuck off
Jackal says:
I guess you don't want to have hot e-sex anymore?
ufuk says:
ı want
ufuk says:
wıll you gıve me pussy?
Jackal says:
But ofcourse.
Jackal says:
Here, (pussycat emoticon)
ufuk says:
ohh
Jackal says:
What ohh?
Jackal says:
Listen, are you related to a guy named Homer?
ufuk says:
no
ufuk says:
byee
Jackal says:
Why are you going?
Jackal says:
I was enjoying myself. I'm so wet.
ufuk says:
really
Jackal says:
Honest.
ufuk says:
come to turkey
Jackal says:
You want me to cum in a turkey? That's kind of sick, but since you're such a nice fellow, how could I not agree.
Jackal says:
Are you paying for my ticket?
ufuk says:
fırstly ı must see you
Jackal says:
You're quite demanding..but ok.
ufuk says:
open cam please
Jackal says:
I don't have a cam, only pictures.
ufuk says:
send me your pıctures
ufuk says:
are you lıar?
Jackal says:
Ofcourse not, I just told you I was wet.
ufuk says:
send me your pıcture
Jackal says:
I'm looking for it, patience.
ufuk says:
ı have
ufuk says:
patıence
Jackal sends:
(Some random google woman)

Jackal says:
Acceeeeeept!
Jackal says:
It's too big, I resized it.
Jackal says:
(The picture, not your dick.)
Jackal sends:
(again, resized)

Jackal says:
You're making me dry now.

You don't love me.
ufuk says:
ı love you
Jackal says:
No, you're talking to other women.
ufuk says:
no
ufuk says:
only you
Jackal says:
Yay.

So listen, can my dog lick your punani?
ufuk says:
fuck off
Jackal says:
Ok ok, I sorry.
Jackal says:
You want to lick my punani?
Jackal says:
??????????????
Jackal says:
See, you don't love me.
ufuk says:
ı love you
Jackal says:
So why you quiet?
ufuk says:
you hurt
ufuk says:
me
Jackal says:
Ok, I unhurt you. Alohamora.
Jackal says:
That's like magic.
Jackal says:
Anyways, let's talk sexy.
ufuk says:
oepn your
ufuk says:
pussy
Jackal says:
I opened it.

It's bleeding.
ufuk says:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ufuk says:
dıd ıt enter my dıck you?
Jackal says:
Is that a movie? Like enter the dragon?
Jackal says:
Anyways, you bad at sexy talk.

Let me talk sexy.
Jackal says:
First question. Do you own a gun?
ufuk says:
yes
Jackal says:
What kind of a gun?
ufuk says:
bareetta
Jackal says:
Well stick it up your ass for me, that turns me on.
Jackal says:
Then pull the trigger cocksucker, now I'm tired. I'm going to rest.

On a more serious note, die.

This sick mind of mine, it'll be my death some day.

[shadowgrin]

Presently, I'll have to pick my short IM conversations with Jugs or Nick.

Past: I often chat with suicidal types and urge them to actually kill themselves instead of chatting online. Pussies.

[Jugs]

Lol, weird ass convorsation. I've had weird ones but i cant find them in like 1000 chat logs so ugh.

[dada]

You seemed like you were having fun Jackal.


"I'm so wet."

"Open your pussy."

[Jackal]

Pff, I can get wet by reading the word wet.

Shit, I just got wet.

[Nick]

Some people in this world are really fucked up.

He deserved to be fucked around with.

Presently, I'll have to pick my short IM conversations with Jugs or Nick.

Lol, our convos are like 6 lines long, and are usually totally random and make no sense.

[Jing]

goddamn thats crazy jackal. lol

[cyanide]

Did you think he was Homor?

[Jackal]

Nah, Homor doesn't have the balls to message me anymore. He used to be such a good sex bunny.

Seems all of the Turkish people are looking for abroad punani though.

[[Q]]

lol i've had some strange encounters with people from this forum... random middle school kids with nothing better to do than bother me

[Cloudy]

Jackal sends:
(weird baby born in Dolahaka)


That's one fuckin' weird dude.

[shadowgrin]

i've had some strange encounters with people from this forum... random middle school kids with nothing better to do than bother me

Because you're hawt QB.

Lol, our convos are like 6 lines long, and are usually totally random and make no sense.

That's whats strange about it. Mostly me providing the strange part.

[[Q]]

the block function on AIM does wonders for my sanity

[Matthew]

Somthing about that conversation reminds me of young arvin. when will that guy learn?

[J@3]

Here's one from today.

Backstory: This friend of mine "hacked' her account and added me as a joke... I forgot about it, it happened weeks ago, then out of nowhere the real owner of the account started talking to me. Seriously, read it until the end:

It's great to be home ... says:
hows ur dick
Jae says:
19 inches long and dragging on the ground, why?
It's great to be home ... says:
yeah right
It's great to be home ... says:
keep dreaming
Jae says:
i would but it keeps wrapping around my leg and waking me up
It's great to be home ... says:
is that all that wraps around u coz u cant get a girl
Jae says:
i'd say that's about right
It's great to be home ... says:
wow u must be a loser
Jae says:
obviously
Jae says:
why else would i be talking to you?
It's great to be home ... says:
well im just here to give losers like u shit
Jae says:
no offence or anything but you're not very good at it
Jae says:
your technique needs some work
Jae says:
for starters "hows ur dick"... what exactly does that mean? Is it an insult?
It's great to be home ... says:
well i just wondered
Jae says:
why were you wondering
Jae says:
if i was such a loser, what is your interest in my dick?
It's great to be home ... says:
i dont really have an interest im just inqueing
Jae says:
but enquiring is an interest
Jae says:
so you do have an interest
It's great to be home ... says:
how did u get my emaik
It's great to be home ... says:
email*
Jae says:
you added me, i didnt add you
It's great to be home ... says:
yes u did
Jae says:
why on earth would i add you? i dont know you
It's great to be home ... says:
well why would i add u
Jae says:
because you're interested in my dick
Jae says:
i didnt message you and say "hey, ask a question about my dick"
It's great to be home ... says:
so i cant make a fucking conversation? thats how i talk to all males
Jae says:
does your well hung boyfriend know you talk to guys like that?
It's great to be home ... says:
of course
Jae says:
so you two are well matched intellectually
It's great to be home ... says:
coz he knows im just playing
Jae says:
i'm sure he does, so in conclusion, someone has hacked your email and added me. No i wont tell you who, but im sure you're a very interesting person in your own right
It's great to be home ... says:
who was it
It's great to be home ... says:
u knoe them?
Jae says:
did you miss the part where i said "no i wont tell you who"
It's great to be home ... says:
where do u live
Jae says:
first you're asking about my dick, now you want to visit
It's great to be home ... says:
i want to visit your dik
Jae says:
so who do you think got into your email
It's great to be home ... says:
i duno, my hubby?
Jae says:
not male
It's great to be home ... says:
female?
It's great to be home ... says:
i dont know many females
Jae says:
must be because they're all hacking your email
It's great to be home ... says:
who is it
Jae says:
its
Jae says:
...
Jae says:
someone i dont plan on telling you about
It's great to be home ... says:
tell me now
Jae says:
well im scared, i guess ill have to tell you
Jae says:
bark like a dog and ill tell you everything
It's great to be home ... says:
woof
Jae says:
ok the person who did it is named maria*
Jae says:
her email is theprophetsaid@gmail.com*
It's great to be home ... says:
bitch
It's great to be home ... says:
hwo is she
Jae says:
i know, how dare she
Jae says:
i dont know, she knows of you in person
It's great to be home ... says:
i dont know a maria
Jae says:
that is a bit worrying
Jae says:
i mean you don't know her, but she knows you
It's great to be home ... says:
how tho
Jae says:
maybe she knows your boyfriend... in "some" ways
It's great to be home ... says:
what??
It's great to be home ... says:
my bf???
It's great to be home ... says:
you mean my fiance
Jae says:
your fiance?!? that isn't good
Jae says:
why would he give her your email like that?
It's great to be home ... says:
what the fuck....
Jae says:
that really isn't right, i can't believe he'd do something like that
It's great to be home ... says:
do what?
Jae says:
give some random girl your email
It's great to be home ... says:
is he with her?
Jae says:
i don't know, it's looking that way
It's great to be home ... says:
how do u know maria
Jae says:
she's friends with one of my friends. I dont know her well
It's great to be home ... says:
whos your friend
Jae says:
his name's Greg
Jae says:
he was sleeping with her at some point
It's great to be home ... says:
greg? what the fuck, his my brother???
Jae says:
shit, i've said too much
Jae says:
i've got to go

*- completely made up
*- my old email address
*- The name "Greg" was completely random and something I pulled out of the air, I honestly had no idea it was her brothers name.

[cyanide]

^ OMG that's one of the funniest things I've ever read

[Null17]

wow. nice work on making up the names

[Nick]

It's great to be home ... says:
well why would i add u
Jae says:
because you're interested in my dick

[Cloudy]

How come you get all these weird people on MSN?

[Raps13]

lmfao thats great

[Laxation]

great stuf Jae that was hilarious

[Jackal]

That dude added me again, under another e-mail address. I'm starting to think it just could be Legend or another moron from zhe forums.

He had the same "i" without a dot & wanted to be my "friend".

[shadowgrin]

It's great to be home ... says:
whos your friend
Jae says:
his name's Greg
Jae says:
he was sleeping with her at some point
It's great to be home ... says:
greg? what the fuck, his my brother???
Jae says:
shit, i've said too much
Jae says:
i've got to go

Wow.
The gods must really love you Jae. You pull a name out of no where and the prank elevates to a more personal level.

Talk to her again Jae and ask her what did she do to her brother.

wanted to be my "friend".

You've got to accept the fact Jackal. You're hawt!

[Pera]

Nice one Jae

Greg