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would you work in a nude beach?

Postby j.23 on Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:20 am

i just got offered the job, and quite frankly, i don't really give a shit. i need the money and i'm willing to throw my pride and dignity out the door because i have none. i'm just wondering what my buddies would say, or perhaps if i should just keep it a secret. btw, some of you may be thinking .. " nude beach, i'd do it in an instant! ", but mind you, nude beaches are predominantly 50+ year old wrinkly males. i have a buddy who goes to a nude beach and he tells me there are some dudes who just sit there with a visible erection, watching people walk by. :x
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Postby Jugs on Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:47 am

I'd work in there if I was really, really desperate for the money and if I had the ability to ignore 50+ year old wrinkly males with erections :?
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Postby cyanide on Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:35 am

How much are you getting paid?

I wouldn't do it, even if I was that desperate for money. Might as well become a male escort.
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Postby PiksS on Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:03 am

yeah, sure....have been there pretty fun (Y)
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Postby Cameron on Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:42 am

uh, what exactly is the job description? Guy who sits at nude beach and watches guys on a nude beach?

Are you a lifeguard or something? In that case you don't really have to watch the beach... just the water.

BTW, where can I find one of these beaches in Canada? :O
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Postby cyanide on Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:21 am

Vancouver, definitely. Not sure about Ontario or Quebec, though. Or even in the maritime provinces.
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Postby Cameron on Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:29 am

Sigh.... :cry:

Many years ago they passed a law in Ontario that says women can go topless in public anywhere they want. Any beach (I know this for sure) and probably streets and stuff. I'm yet to see it happen though :(
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Postby Raps13 on Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:45 am

Cameron wrote:Sigh.... :cry:

Many years ago they passed a law in Ontario that says women can go topless in public anywhere they want. Any beach (I know this for sure) and probably streets and stuff. I'm yet to see it happen though :(


ive seen it a few times, only once do i wish to remember
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Postby Fitzy on Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:25 am

i wouldnt do it, unless i was being paid very generously
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Postby Nick on Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:30 am

I probably wouldn't do it to be honest.

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Postby Colin on Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:10 am

Do you have to be naked?

And what beach? Not that I'm interested in going there, I just didn't know of an explicitly nude beach in Vancouver.
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Postby j.23 on Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:14 am

wreck beach, google it :)

it's by the UBC campus..
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Postby Colin on Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:38 am

The west end...figures. It's real nice there, but there some weird dudes doing there hippier thing out there. Try to get yourself a job at the outdoor pool at Kits. ;)
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Postby Laxation on Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:43 am

do you have to be naked to work there?

i would do it, there is always the chance of seeing some hot chicks
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Postby j.23 on Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:59 am

i'm pretty sure you don't have to be naked. if i had to be naked, i'm getting the eff outta there.
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Postby Cable on Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:07 am

I'd do it in an instant, even if I had to be nude. Just think, you could be sitting way up in a tower, have to pee, and just let 'er rip. :P
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Postby Laxation on Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:08 am

yeh thatd be the only thing thatd make me not work there, but sitting at a beach and getting paid a lot for it would be an awesome job
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Postby BZ on Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:08 pm

Predominantly 50+ nude males at a nude beach? Reminds me of that scene in Eurotrip, which was quite horrific... personally, I'd never take that job, unless I wanna be scarred for life.. :|
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Postby -BHZMAFIA- on Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:19 pm

If I don't have to be naked then I'll do it. If I have to go to my job everyday naked then no. I wouldn't want to be naked at all in front of hundreds of people and males at that. So just put it this way, if you can wear clothes while you work there then do it, if you can't don't because you should be able to easily ignore 50+ males with erections and don't have to worry about anyone looking at your commander because you'll have on clothes.
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Postby Cameron on Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:52 pm

After googling the beach... it says its one of the largest! And is often crowded! There is not enough 50 years olds with erections to crowd that big of a beach. In the picture there are plenty of chicks, and dudes with trunks ON! I say take the job!!!
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Postby #12 on Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:11 pm

no, because most of the hot girls in vancouver go to the malls or downtown.
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Postby Jing on Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:35 pm

hm.. only if the pay is good
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Postby Steve [The Spiderman] on Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:57 pm

If you can't get another job, then do it!!!
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Postby Cloudy on Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:33 am

Sounds really bad if there are really full of old men, I've always imagined nude beaches a mini heaven lol. With all the hottest chicks there :lol:
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Postby cyanide on Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:52 am

xXvly wrote:Sounds really bad if there are really full of old men, I've always imagined nude beaches a mini heaven lol. With all the hottest chicks there :lol:


Depending on the nude beach, I guess. There's nudist colonies or naturists which are typically full of old fat men with their old wives and children, and then there are beaches where going topless is the norm... say, in France.
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